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2015/11/20 15:43:14
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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SURVIVING FLASH GITZ!!!!!! GET TO THE EMPRAH'S ROOM!!!!!!!
*we go in the direction of the Emperor*
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2015/11/20 15:44:51
Subject: Re:Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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I locked the doors... all 900 of the Ceramite plated 12 inch thick doors...
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/11/20 15:46:34
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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So that's how you want to play it. Request moar dakka, over!
*Stompas break down all the doors*
FLASH GITZ!!!!! SWARM THE PALACE!!!!!
*We do. Me and a team of flash gitz find the Emperor's room and kill his servants*
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2015/11/20 16:09:18
Subject: Re:Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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OOC: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. One does not simply kill the Custodis
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/11/20 16:10:07
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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OOC: Of course I can! I'm an ork who loves killing!
BIC: *stompas obliterate the Emperor*
Take that now, Space Marines!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/20 16:10:41
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/11/20 16:12:02
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*custode marches from the Golden Throne Room and starts cutting down orks*
No enemy shall live to see Him.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/11/20 16:12:29
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*cuts down the Custode*
He's already obliterated!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
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2015/11/20 16:13:31
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*grabs ork's blade*
You know nothing of his power. Or mine, for that matter.
*stabs ork in the gut*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/11/20 16:14:43
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*More flash gitz come and obliterate the Custodes*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/11/20 16:17:15
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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You think you have enough power to take over this palace? Come back, with more of your gun power.
*turrets start roaring into the crowd of orks, spewing bullets everywhere into their mass*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/11/20 16:18:01
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*We survive*
You're surrounded, Custode. I've got more on the way. The palace is dead.
OOC: Will continue this later.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/20 16:18:15
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/11/20 16:18:21
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Staggers out of the tank, my helmet crooked*
I told you to take a left! The Emperor is dead in this one! I thought you knew exactly what timestate to go to!
Calm down, Marine. It appears that someone has interfered with this timestate. Let's hop to the nearest one in the past, and reset this one.
*Suddenly the Orks are still outside the palace, and Macro-cannons are destroying the Stompas*
*A Land Raider flies out of a hole in the warp, pulverizing the flash gitz, rolling 37 times, and hitting a wall*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/20 16:19:31
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/20 17:28:11
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Oh well. At least we killed the Emperor.
*leaves*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/11/20 17:33:04
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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What the feth is going on here?
*continues.to mow down orks with bolter fire*
*into vox*
ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT REQUESTED, COORDINATES ALPHA BRAVO ZULU FIRE FOR EFFECT!
*bombardment kills most of the flash gitz and stompas*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/20 17:38:22
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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OOC: Badrukk survived, and is pretty far from Terra right now. And the Emperor is dead.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/11/20 17:40:35
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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 KaptinBadrukk wrote:OOC: Badrukk survived, and is pretty far from Terra right now. And the Emperor is dead.
You mean Malace? You can't kill the Emperor... He's "immortal"
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/11/20 17:41:35
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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OOC: Well, Badrukk and his flash gitz obliterated the following:
The Emperor
Custodes
And he left the palace in ruins.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/20 17:41:40
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/11/20 17:46:31
Subject: Re:Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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*Is woken by explosions*
Huh? What's happening? Who just levoulationed the central building?
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/11/20 17:47:56
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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OOC: Sing your life, where have you been?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/11/20 17:49:10
Subject: Re:Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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OOC: In outer space, duh. 
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/11/20 17:50:05
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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OOC: No really. You haven't been on much. Has your internet been down? Or what?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/11/20 17:50:48
Subject: Re:Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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OOC: I've been very ill.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/11/20 17:51:14
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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OOC: Sorry about that. Are you better now?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/11/20 17:54:22
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I reset the timestate. Emperor, palace, custodes should be fine. Just so you know, because of paradoxes, you probably shouldn't touch him anytime soon.
...So where am I? I was told to go back to this timestate, but the message cut out when I asked why. Requesting location and mission parameters.
Imperial Palace, Terra. Seems that we're in a reality where Horus betrayed the Emperor instead of the Two.
How the hell did you transport us between realities and time? You said the Warp couldn't do that!
Bad news, actually... It broke. We're stuck here until I am created in this timestate.
8000 years?!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/20 17:56:50
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/20 17:55:13
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*comes back*
Why is the emperor still alive? I killed him! Or I thought I did...
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/11/20 17:57:02
Subject: Re:Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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OOC: No, but I can usually get out of bed for a bit at the least.
Who's the emperor?
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/11/20 17:57:22
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*tackles Badrukk and putsna bolt pistol to his head*
Why shouldn't I kill you right now ork?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/20 17:58:40
Subject: Re:Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Because he'll just respawn and attack you in a helicopter until all the objective are his.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/20 17:58:56
DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/11/20 17:59:39
Subject: Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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My companion here sent me back to the original point of divergence of this timestate. I kicked a pebble, per his instructions. I suppose I butterflied your army into oblivion.
Actually, I just grabbed a Custodes and filled his helmet vox with warnings.
Why did I kick the pebble, then?!
It's a very long story, but basically it'll butterfly Macha into undressing in front of a Custode and bringing the Emperor back to life 10,000 years in the future.
...What? How did you calculate that?!
Magic. And I also grabbed Medusa's computing resources for a bit on the way here.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/20 18:08:32
Subject: Re:Our Legionnaires on Terra
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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What year is this? I was just laying down for a few winks at Hanger 21 and oh Putin I overslept didn't I?
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