40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Ascalam**

You receive Ragtime music

I insert a gretchin squig salesman

**snurl**

You get Bagpipes.

I insert a Kilt.

**JamesGang**

You receive a Scotsman's hairy legs.

I insert Braveheart (aw yeah let's go down this road!)

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a execution (of that line)

I insert a embarrassed person

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive an ork stompa
I put in $25.

**Makinit**

You receive a note saying "Please insert another $25 for one GW model"
I insert another $25.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a crisis squad and a devilfish, wait, that's more than one model, and they're big models, or maybe you're exaggerating an incorrect point

I insert a reddit AMA user

**JamesGang**

You receive a PDF of how to use reddit inside Facebook on top of twitter in between myspace and AOL IM.

I wish people would be more creative and not insert GW NONSENSE.

I insert my soapbox.

**Happyjew**

JamesGang wrote:
You receive a PDF of how to use reddit inside Facebook on top of twitter in between myspace and AOL IM.

I wish people would be more creative and not insert GW NONSENSE.

Granted people no longer insert GW NONSNSE. Instead they insert WH NONSENSE.

I insert my soapbox.

You receive a link to a different thread.

I insert the world's funniest joke.

**JamesGang**

You receive the worlds most boring punch line.

I insert HappyJew

**Happyjew**

You receive Gozer the Gozerian.

I insert Vince Clortho.

**JamesGang**

HAHAHA you receive Louis Tully!

Great reference! Exalted!

I insert Umbopo

**snurl**

You receive an umbrella.

I insert peanuts.

**Da Stormlord**

You receive a pink polka dot bikini.

I insert Mephiston

**snurl**

You get the Red Thirst.

I insert Kool-Aid.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive black jesus

I insert water

**Matthew**

BLACK JESUS!

You get hydrochloric acid.

I insert my pen.

**snurl**

You get a sword.

I insert blood.

**Matthew**

You still get hydrochloric acid.

I insert a peaceful religion.

**JamesGang**

You receive a thousand years of war and pestilence.

I insert a French village.

**King Pariah**

You receive Alexandre Dumas

I insert Franz Lizst

**Ascalam**

You get a tumultuous affair, and then a vicious dumping.

I insert the left hand of John the Baptist.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive 50 finger bones, all of which are certified relics, definitely, of course, no really, they are all relics. Now pay the Vatican money to see them!!!!

I insert a skull fragment of Colonel Jurten.

**Da Stormlord**

You receive the head of a ymgarl geanestealer

I insert an ork warboss

**JamesGang**

You receive a piece of moldy cheese.

I insert my first born son

**Happyjew**

You receive a second-hand daughter.

I insert my cold Canadian beer.

**the shrouded lord**

you receive cold maple syrup. Not as bad for your liver.
I insert one those faceook posts that say "Like lol I so ugly"
expecting people to pity-like.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive mocking comments

I insert porn of Hillary Clinton and Kim Jong Un

**JamesGang**

You receive AVN award for most awkward political porn parody.

I insert Howard Stern and all that I know that I wish I didn't know because of him and his crazy antics.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a family photo album, but everyone in it is nekked.

I insert Creed's cigar.