40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**CREEEEEEEEED**

I receive it back, thank you very much

I insert a pair of sunglasses (not mine)

**King Pariah**

You recieve a copy of the Best of Corey Hart

I insert a nurgling duct taped to a bar of soap

**Matthew**

You get CREEEEEEEEED!

I insert Angry Marines

**King Pariah**

You get a swift kick in the face via powerboot

I insert CREEEEEEEEED!

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a nurgling stuck to a bar of soap (I'm still not sure why that's me)

I insert a melting pot filled with frozen cold ice cream and vodka

**Matthew**

You get Haggis.

I insert DEEEEEEEERC

**Iron_Captain**

You receive a one-way ticket to Derc, Poland.

I insert 42

**King Pariah**

You receive the question.

I insert a pig that wants to be eaten.

**Ascalam**

You receive commited bacon.

I insert an egg.

**JamesGang**

You receive the yolk on you.

I insert my pants.

**King Pariah**

You receive a fine for indecent exposure

I insert Christopher Walken

**snurl**

You get a singing pirate.

I insert a 20 sided dice.

**Matthew**

You get a D4.

I insert Jacket

**Orlanth**

You get a Jackal.

I insert Teclis.

**sing your life**

You get Eldrad.

I insert a relaxed angry marine.

**Ascalam**

You get Heresy!!!!

I insert Makari the wondergrot

**Matthew**

You get a Squiggoth.

I insert that cool fat kid at my LGS

**JamesGang**

You get a can of spray deodorant.

I insert FLGS hygiene standards.

**Ascalam**

you get Nurgle's Rot

I insert a newbie player

**snurl**

You get a WAAC!

I insert a thorough review of the rules and tactics of 40K.

**the shrouded lord**

you receive lols, all of he lols.
I insert hentai but without the tentacles.

**Co'tor Shas**

You get disappointed slaanesh.

I insert a rambling story

**JamesGang**

You receive it back, on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.......

I insert my so-called DakkaDakka friends.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a hurt look as I go cry in a corner

I insert a dakka friend request for whoever answers (unless they are already a listed friend)

**Happyjew**

You receive a Friend Request from Gozer the Gozerian.

I insert a positron collider.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a groan and a I can't be asked to understand this face

I insert a pair of hooters (as in the trumpets, not, y'konw)

**JamesGang**

You receive buffalo wings!

I insert a clean trap

**snurl**

You get a clogged drain.

I insert a loaded diaper.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a bad kids book (anyone get the reference?)

I insert a puddle of brown liquid with half dissolved sweet corn bits in it

**JamesGang**

You receive Loperamide.

I insert an old toothbrush.