40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**King Pariah**

You recieve toilet cleaning duty

I insert a bottle of jack

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a Finecast Ork Warboss with attack squig.
I insert a meltagun.

**Matthew**

You get a Flashlight.

I insert a Squig.

**Happyjew**

You receive a a burning Land Raider next to five dead Fire Dragons and a Space Marine desperately wondering what the hell just happened.

I insert a fething Autarch (who thinks the above is a good trade).

**King Pariah**

You receive a printed copy of Love can Bloom

I insert my psych paper

**JamesGang**

You receive an abnormal growth on your forehead.

I insert Wayne Rooney

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive bum fluff
I insert 40k fluff

**Happyjew**

You receive back-flipping Terminators and multi-lasers.

I insert Baneblade hidden behind a lamp post by some sort of Tactical Genius...too soon?

**Guardsmen Bob**

You receive a cartoon black hole, that could contain anything.

I insert that thing you sent me.

**JamesGang**

You get that thing I gave you.

I insert something else.

**King Pariah**

You receive Greece's financial burden. ALL OF IT

I insert a Louis Armstrong "What a Wonderful World" Record

**snurl**

You get Mac the Knife.

I insert Abominog.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive the abominable snowman

I insert a yeti

**Cryptek of Awesome**

You receive a thread with more comments than all other discussions.

I insert nothing

**King Pariah**

You get something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue.

But not the keys

I insert the US Constitution taped to a copy of Plato's Republic

**Da Stormlord**

You recieve a mob of angry people with pitchforks.

I insert Bin Laden

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get an irradiated super Bin Laden Zombie, complete with nuclear breath.

I insert the country of the next poster.

**snurl**

You get 'Merica!

I insert a pack of matches.

**JamesGang**

You receive a dead bug.

I insert dat ting, from up north... Dat we took from dat guy who owed Tony some money.

**snurl**

You get whacked.

I insert a bottle of Mop & Glow.

**Happyjew**

You get a bottle of Mr. Clean.

I insert Mr. Plow.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You get Mr Ox

I insert Ching Chang Chong the song

**snurl**

You get Chitty Chitty Bang-Bang

I insert my last dollar.

**JamesGang**

You receive a lap dance.

I insert the worlds largest potato.

**sing your life**

You get the Irish.

I insert Trevor Phillips.

**Matthew**

You get a Reaver Titan

I insert a balanced codex

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive the more recent codexes

I insert a cuticle

**Da Stormlord**

You receive a thing of randomness.

I insert my opponents army list

**King Pariah**

You recieve TFG

I insert our esteemed overlord Gabe Newell of Valve

**Deafbeats**

You receive a freshly emptied leather wallet.

I insert that dust from the corner of your room where the vacuum doesn't reach.