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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/06 21:10:16
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
In a chair, staring at a screen
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You receive asbestos.
I insert Logan grimnar
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1500 pts
2000pts |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/06 21:45:03
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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You receive Santa's sleigh pulled by puppies.
I insert a bending robot.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/06 22:51:37
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
In a chair, staring at a screen
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You get Bender
I insert Ed Miliband
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1500 pts
2000pts |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/07 04:51:33
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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You receive milliput.
I insert all the 40k-ers.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/07 05:15:01
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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you get a dwindling resource
I insert the groans of the oppressed.
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/07 05:22:16
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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You receive a pacifier, blanket and sippy cup of warm milk.
I insert a dozen eggs.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 20200/02/03 05:34:22
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get breakfast.
I insert holiday decorations.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/07 07:02:16
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
In a chair, staring at a screen
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You receive a letter from work.
I inset ISIS
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1500 pts
2000pts |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/07 08:14:15
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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You get BAST
I insert krytens left nipple nut.
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/07 18:10:20
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You receive a caress from slannesh
I insert Steven King
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/07 19:20:46
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Daemonic Dreadnought
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You get Richard Bachman
I insert Charlie Scene
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Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/08 00:41:13
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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You get Joey bagodonuts.
I insert my chest hair
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/08 03:47:41
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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You get curly fries.
I insert Gandalf the Black.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/08 06:51:58
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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you get black jesus.
I insert the holly bible nd a hand grenade with the pin pulled.
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*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/08 07:43:17
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a whistle and a bang.
I insert Nachos.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/08 11:19:55
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You get a craving
I insert Krave the cereal (don't know if it goes outside the UK)
Minor spelling edit
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/02/08 11:20:25
iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/08 16:45:23
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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You get Khorne Flakes
I insert an infiltrating Reaver Titan, CREEEEEEEEEEED
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/08 18:18:24
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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You get Wazdakka to the face, beacuse ORKS
I insert Mad Doc Grotsnik.
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/08 20:40:12
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You receive an angry Yarrick
I insert Yarrick's cap, a revered relic of the 43rd millennium
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/08 21:11:57
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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You receive Kharn the Betrayer, What a guy!
I insert Tzeentch losing a game of chess against some sort of tactical genius.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/08 21:16:36
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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You get a happy Mork
I insert an upset Gork
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/08 22:47:30
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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You receive Mindy, confound it all that's why Mork is happy!
I insert Redd Foxx
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/08 23:33:23
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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You receive the Red October.
I insert Big Red.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/08 23:34:38
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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You get Big John.
I insert a gold mine.
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/09 05:36:10
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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You get a orc peon.
I insert a WAAAGH!
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/09 11:04:52
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You receive a once a game dispel scroll
I insert a magos
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/09 11:05:18
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Happyjew wrote:I insert Tzeentch losing a game of chess against some sort of tactical genius.
Exalted
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/09 12:04:30
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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you get HERESY!!!!!!!
I inserted said HERESY!!!! back into the machine.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/09 13:19:00
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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You receive silly string.
I insert a can of spam.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/02/09 13:40:18
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You receive spam, spam, spam, spam, spam
I insert a dead parrot
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming? |
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