40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Da Stormlord**

You receive asbestos.

I insert Logan grimnar

**Happyjew**

You receive Santa's sleigh pulled by puppies.

I insert a bending robot.

**Da Stormlord**

You get Bender

I insert Ed Miliband

**JamesGang**

You receive milliput.

I insert all the 40k-ers.

**Ascalam**

you get a dwindling resource

I insert the groans of the oppressed.

**JamesGang**

You receive a pacifier, blanket and sippy cup of warm milk.

I insert a dozen eggs.

**snurl**

You get breakfast.

I insert holiday decorations.

**Da Stormlord**

You receive a letter from work.

I inset ISIS

**Ascalam**

You get BAST

I insert krytens left nipple nut.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a caress from slannesh

I insert Steven King

**King Pariah**

You get Richard Bachman

I insert Charlie Scene

**JamesGang**

You get Joey bagodonuts.

I insert my chest hair

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get curly fries.

I insert Gandalf the Black.

**the shrouded lord**

you get black jesus.
I insert the holly bible nd a hand grenade with the pin pulled.

**snurl**

You get a whistle and a bang.

I insert Nachos.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You get a craving

I insert Krave the cereal (don't know if it goes outside the UK)

Minor spelling edit

**Matthew**

You get Khorne Flakes

I insert an infiltrating Reaver Titan, CREEEEEEEEEEED

**Ascalam**

You get Wazdakka to the face, beacuse ORKS

I insert Mad Doc Grotsnik.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive an angry Yarrick

I insert Yarrick's cap, a revered relic of the 43rd millennium

**Happyjew**

You receive Kharn the Betrayer, What a guy!

I insert Tzeentch losing a game of chess against some sort of tactical genius.

**Ascalam**

You get a happy Mork

I insert an upset Gork

**JamesGang**

You receive Mindy, confound it all that's why Mork is happy!

I insert Redd Foxx

**Happyjew**

You receive the Red October.

I insert Big Red.

**Ascalam**

You get Big John.

I insert a gold mine.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a orc peon.

I insert a WAAAGH!

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a once a game dispel scroll

I insert a magos

**CREEEEEEEEED**

Happyjew wrote:
I insert Tzeentch losing a game of chess against some sort of tactical genius.

Exalted

**sing your life**

you get HERESY!!!!!!!

I inserted said HERESY!!!! back into the machine.

**JamesGang**

You receive silly string.

I insert a can of spam.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive spam, spam, spam, spam, spam

I insert a dead parrot