King of the Hill

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**snurl**

The Hill wants one more shot at the title.

Rocky Hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

I trip on a rock, and sue the owners.

My Hill.

**snurl**

Your suit is tossed out.

Rock on, Hill

**PredaKhaine**

Hill turns into a random furry little monster.

Narlie Hill.

**Squigsquasher**

Gunbuster steps on the furry menace, arms crossed as always, zero feths given.

Gunbuster (flat) hill.

**marrowick**

The hill eats Gunbuster's foot.

Random Carnivorous Furry Creature Hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

Random Carnivorous Furry Creatures eventually kill each other off.

I bury them on the hill.

Wild Creature Cemetery Hill.

**snurl**

Confederate troops asault ....

Cemetary Hill.

**PredaKhaine**

The hill fills with small furry balls that exist only to eat.

Tribble Hill.

**sing your life**

The furry balls eat the hill and I rebuild it.

My hand-made hill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

I find a way to mass produce Hills for a lower cost.

Mass Produced Hill.

**sing your life**

My hand-made hills are more popular with consumers than your gakky mass-produced hills.

Higher-quality hill.

**marrowick**

But suddenly your hills become prone to catch on fire and you have to refund everything.

Sabotage hill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

50 years later, a kid finds a shiny on the hill and takes it home. The hill is later cordoned off, and swept for other dangerous items.

Don't Cross Police Line Hill.

**lakemacleod**

During the sweep they discover the hill was actually formed around a massive scale female pleasure toy. It is uncovered, polished, and placed in a museum.

Perverted Hill.

**snurl**

Oops! Turns out that was actually a forgotten ICBM. It goes off while being polished.

Doomsday Hill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Also uncovered under the hill was a bunker, which the locals used to not die in the blast.

Bunker Hill.

**PredaKhaine**

The bunker was a trap, set by the hill. It ejects the surviors into space.

It's a hill new world...

**snurl**

The Hill becomes infatuated with a grassy knoll.
Conspiracy Hill.

**church_ex**

Then i come along with a ride-on lawn mower and cut the grass

freshly cut grass hill (with the scent of morning dew)

**PredaKhaine**

I spike all the cut grass into a big hilly mohican.
Then I introduce the hill to punk.
The Hill grabs a guitar and plays it badly and out of time, while wailing off key.

Punk Hill

**marrowick**

The hill's mother disapproves and cuts his grass.

Buzz cut hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

The army recruiter mistakes the hill for a fresh recruit.

Enlisted Hill.

**church_ex**

the hill is sent off to war when a nuke is set off

tiny little radioactive piece hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

The soldiers that died fighting the hill rise! The Hill moves off into the sea to become a radioactive island, and live in peace with the undead soldiers.

They Un-lived Happily Ever After Hill.

**JakeCWolf**

*Uses the power of Discord to turn the hill upside down, shake the nuclear zombies and waste off of it and then drop it upside down where it was*

Upside down hill of CHAOS (the harmless kind...)!

**Guardsmen Bob**

STOP! You've violated the law(s of physics)!

The Hill doesn't have enough gold to pay the fine, and is sent to jail.

Jail House Hill.

**snurl**

I pay the fine and find the hill is thrilled.

Blueberry Hill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

I walk up the berry covered hill, and plant my flag.

My Hill.

**marrowick**

The flag grows and grows and falls on you.

Timber hill