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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/24 21:30:35
Subject: King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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I have to chew off my legs to get free.
Survival Hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/25 03:58:26
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You bleed everywhere.
Red Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/25 16:37:01
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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Khorne sees the red hill and claims it as his own.
Khorne's hill
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Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!!  |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/26 13:12:32
Subject: King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Orks loot the hill when Khorne isn't looking, and drive off.
Need for Speed Hill.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/29 09:02:29
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lethal Lhamean
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Wow, how is this thread still going?
Anyway, spike strip. My hill.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/29 10:35:39
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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The hill infers from your comment that you expected it to fail.
It then performs a training montage and goes on to become a successful thread.
King of the King of the Hill thread Hill.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/29 12:21:23
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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I zap the hill with my elecritic staff.
Electrified hill.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/30 08:27:34
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The charge is grounded and fizzles out.
Blackout Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/30 09:00:17
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I refit the hill with robot parts. Instead of things like grass, it now has shooty metal spines it can release en-mass.
Mecha-Hill
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/30 21:00:40
Subject: King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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It combines with other mecha-hills.
Super Mecha-Hill of Ultimate Justice.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/30 21:25:34
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lethal Lhamean
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I remind the hill that I am its creator and it bows down before me.
My super mecha-hill of ultimate justice.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/31 01:32:15
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Pumpkin Nannites invade the hill and dismantle its mechanisems from within. Then the hill is swarmed with witches and goblins as the Pumpkin king claims his annual throne at the top of the hill again.
Halloween Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/31 13:47:10
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I point out that as undisputed lord of halloween, you really should be out and about, perpetrating super tricks against the general populace rather than being sat on a hill for halloween. Even if your throne is on the hill.
Santa doesn't stay in on christmas eve.
Obviously, while you are out I take the hill out for a nice seafood dinner. And then never call the hill back.
Depressed hill.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/10/31 13:56:25
Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/31 19:13:28
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lethal Lhamean
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I am the lord of depression, creator of sorrow.
So my hill.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/10/31 22:31:37
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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As its Halloween, I teach the hill to play music. Then I introduce it to a composer called Greig. Then I take it to a king who lives on a peak, we walk in to his castle.
In the hill of the mountain king hill.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/02 06:56:55
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The hill becomes invisible. Only it's bones can be seen.
Hard Rock Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/04 15:04:52
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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The hill gets a motorbike.
Hills angel.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/05 13:30:23
Subject: King of the Hill
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Los Gatos, CA
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The hill gets a ticket for riding a motorbike without a helmet.
Fined Hill.
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BAO 2015 : Best Space Wolves.
The best battle plans are the simplest. Just run forward and punch your enemy in the face. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/06 07:27:42
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The hill is infested with burrowing creatures.
Mole Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/06 08:27:43
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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The Hill becomes a burrowing creature
Graboid hill
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/07 00:24:26
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The hill hollows out a mountain and wears it like armour.
The Hill of Undermountain.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/07 03:38:51
Subject: King of the Hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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My army triumphs over all others.
King of The Hill of Undermountain.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/07 08:52:57
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I take the hill away, teach it to fight demons for a living and paint the hill red. I also give him one massive hand. Hillboy
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/11/07 08:53:05
Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/13 21:20:26
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lethal Lhamean
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The hill zooms away, because red onez go faster.
Orks' logic's hill.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/14 03:44:33
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The hill mutates into metal.
Iron Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/17 16:05:29
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Iron Warriors claim it for themselves.
iron Warriors' Iron Hill
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/17 22:28:17
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Iron Warriors eventually rust and fall silent, while the hill endures.
Corrosion-Free hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/19 03:07:58
Subject: King of the Hill
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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I throw a giant sponge ontop of the hill soaking up any moisture.
Sponges Hill?
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/19 04:05:26
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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A starfish appears.
Almost-a-cartoon-hill
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/19 05:41:42
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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A squid is annoyed.
Bikini Bottom Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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