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Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

I have to chew off my legs to get free.

Survival Hill.

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You bleed everywhere.

Red Hill

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Lesser Daemon of Chaos




ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position

Khorne sees the red hill and claims it as his own.

Khorne's hill

Long live the Chaos Space Marines!!!  
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

Orks loot the hill when Khorne isn't looking, and drive off.

Need for Speed Hill.

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in gb
Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

Wow, how is this thread still going?
Anyway, spike strip. My hill.

   
Made in eu
Executing Exarch






The hill infers from your comment that you expected it to fail.
It then performs a training montage and goes on to become a successful thread.

King of the King of the Hill thread Hill.

 Blacksails wrote:

Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

I zap the hill with my elecritic staff.

Electrified hill.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

The charge is grounded and fizzles out.

Blackout Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in eu
Executing Exarch






I refit the hill with robot parts. Instead of things like grass, it now has shooty metal spines it can release en-mass.

Mecha-Hill

 Blacksails wrote:

Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

It combines with other mecha-hills.

Super Mecha-Hill of Ultimate Justice.

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in gb
Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

I remind the hill that I am its creator and it bows down before me.
My super mecha-hill of ultimate justice.

   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Pumpkin Nannites invade the hill and dismantle its mechanisems from within. Then the hill is swarmed with witches and goblins as the Pumpkin king claims his annual throne at the top of the hill again.

Halloween Hill

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in eu
Executing Exarch






I point out that as undisputed lord of halloween, you really should be out and about, perpetrating super tricks against the general populace rather than being sat on a hill for halloween. Even if your throne is on the hill.
Santa doesn't stay in on christmas eve.

Obviously, while you are out I take the hill out for a nice seafood dinner. And then never call the hill back.

Depressed hill.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/10/31 13:56:25


 Blacksails wrote:

Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
 
   
Made in gb
Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

I am the lord of depression, creator of sorrow.
So my hill.

   
Made in gb
Executing Exarch






As its Halloween, I teach the hill to play music. Then I introduce it to a composer called Greig. Then I take it to a king who lives on a peak, we walk in to his castle.
In the hill of the mountain king hill.

 Blacksails wrote:

Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

The hill becomes invisible. Only it's bones can be seen.
Hard Rock Hill

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in eu
Executing Exarch






The hill gets a motorbike.

Hills angel.

 Blacksails wrote:

Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
 
   
Made in us
Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!




Los Gatos, CA

The hill gets a ticket for riding a motorbike without a helmet.

Fined Hill.

BAO 2015 : Best Space Wolves.

The best battle plans are the simplest. Just run forward and punch your enemy in the face.  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

The hill is infested with burrowing creatures.

Mole Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in eu
Executing Exarch






The Hill becomes a burrowing creature

Graboid hill

 Blacksails wrote:

Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

The hill hollows out a mountain and wears it like armour.

The Hill of Undermountain.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





In the warp, searching for Marbo

My army triumphs over all others.

King of The Hill of Undermountain.

After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! 
   
Made in eu
Executing Exarch






I take the hill away, teach it to fight demons for a living and paint the hill red. I also give him one massive hand.

Hillboy

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/11/07 08:53:05


 Blacksails wrote:

Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
 
   
Made in gb
Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

The hill zooms away, because red onez go faster.
Orks' logic's hill.

   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

The hill mutates into metal.

Iron Hill.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






Iron Warriors claim it for themselves.

iron Warriors' Iron Hill

Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.

 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Iron Warriors eventually rust and fall silent, while the hill endures.

Corrosion-Free hill

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon





Gillette Wyoming

I throw a giant sponge ontop of the hill soaking up any moisture.

Sponges Hill?


DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






A starfish appears.

Almost-a-cartoon-hill

Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.

 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

A squid is annoyed.

Bikini Bottom Hill

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
 
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