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Rock hill gets out of jail on good behavior, and takes up boxing.

Rocky Hill

The hill is too old to make a beliveable boxing movie.
Over the Hill.

The Hill gets the feeling it's been through this before.

Deja vu Hill.

A second gunman hides out on the hill.

Assasin's hill.

The assassin gets into a machine to live out his ancestor's memories.

Caveman's Hill.

The Caveman's memories lead to a cave beneath.....
The Hill.

The hill, and caveman are eventually unearthed. They are put in a museum.

Exhibit Hill.

The display is illuminated for all to see.
Beacon Hill.

As morning approaches I unplug the hill to save money.

Power Saving Hill.

At night in the Museum, the hill sings and dances.

The Hill (is alive with the sound of music)

The Hill is stolen from the museum.

Heist Hill.

The stolen hill is buried in Guardsmen Bob's backyard, only to be discovered by the inspectors.

Obvious Hill.

The hill can't hide, I find it, my hill.


Secret hill

I steal Mkoll from the Tanith and he tracks the secret hill down for me. I then lash it around in chains and harness its power to guide my battlship 'crusher'
My hill.

A lawyer from Tanith arrives and tells you that the hill is theirs, since it was found using their soldier. Gaunt now rides the hill into battle while waving his sword.

Gaunt's Hill.

The hill rears up and throws Gaunt off.

Unbroken hill.

The hill then starts to fly, and it is revealed that a billion billion skaven are scuttling to steal the hill for devious purposes.

Skavens hill

Giant ants drive off the skaven.

Ant Hill.

I distract the ants with a picnic, and then steal the hill.

Bob King of the Hill

All the excitement causes the hill to erupt, covering you with molten lava.

Barbeque Bob's Hill

I then sweep the ashes of Bob away and waddle up the hill in a lava proof suit and sit while waiting for my new awesome lair to cool.

My hill.

You're eventually encased in lava, and turn to stone.

Stone Frozen Hill.

The skiing is great there. (like here) http://www.skicamelback.com/

Down Hill.

Suddenly, Odin from norse mythology roars and kills all the skiers and then asserts his authority upon the mountain with a hundred giants and claims this will be his kingdom and the start of Ragnarok.

Odin's hill.

Kratos comes over after destroying Greek mythology, and destroys Norse. With nothing left alive on the hill, I claim it.

Bob of the Hill.

Then I enslave a million workers who start re-building the hill into a huge fortress and kick Bob out.

Baxter of the hill

With a wave of my staff i turn all the slaves into vegetables.

Hill of Beans.

I pluck everyone of the vegetable slaves, who turn into pikmen. I order them to take the hill to Disneyland while I ride it.

Pikmen Hill

I summon the demon within the hill and it swallows the pikmen and then turns around and laughs maniacally while it destroys Disneyland and the entire land around it.

Demonic hill.

I grab the dead body of Tinkerbell, and sprinkle her dust/ashes over the hill and myself. Then I think of happy thoughts.

Flying Hill.