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I patch up the hill and plant my flag.

I am the King of this hill.

Bob's Hill.

Planting your flag lets all of the air out of the hill.
Deflated Hill.

I look elsewhere for a new hill to claim.

Abandoned...Flat Hill?

I RETURN! With a tire pump in hand, I work to fix the hill.

Restored Hill.

The Hill still has a slow leak.

Sagging Hill

I give up my life savings to get the Hill some plastic surgery.

Plastic Hill.

The plastic hill is mistaken for a GW product.

GW plastic Gaming Hill.

GW marks up the price on the hill, and names it a specialty item.

Price Hike Hill.

The price is higher than the hill.
A whole new kind of inflation.
Horrendous Hill

I scale the price to a mile above the hill, and plant my flag causing it to deflate.

Deflation hill, or the Mile Higher Hill Club.

The hill is so high it doesn't know what its doing. It winds up getting hit by a truck while jaywalking.

Roadkill Hill.

I take what's left of the hill and use it to fill up the pet cemetery.

Undead Hill.

I slay all the undead, and get a priest to bless the hill.

With no one to oppose me, I have a throne installed.

I am the King of the Hill.

/thread

Threadomancy, your arcane touch was insufficient.

I am now the Master Threadomancer, Lord of all Forums, no mod can stop me.

Threadomancy Hill

Nudists colonize the hill while you aren't watching. They put up a tall fence around the hill to keep you out.
Forbidden hill.

I strip myself of clothing, and through a brutal ad campaign, become king of the nudists.

Nude King of the Forbidden Hill.

The sun beats down and fries you all.
Barren Hill.

Life sprouts from the dead, and drinks from their tears.

Oasis Hill.

The Oasis is just a mirage.
Hologram Hill.

The hologram hill is not a mirage but a heavily guarded tau hologram

tau protected hill

Pretending to be a Tau sympathizer, I infiltrate the hill, with my fellow soldier. My fellow soldier being a dead guardsman who I stuffed with allot of democharges. The hill explodes, the Tau Scatters.

Blown up Hill.

Tzeentch goes back in time, and brings the hill back to the present with his flag on it.

Tzeentch's hill

The hill was actually a Shadowsword the entire time. Tactical Genius hurrr.

Cadia's hill.

Cadia fell to chaos remember?

Chaos' Hill.

Games Workshop retcon'ed that, remember?

Games Workshop's hill.

Disney buys out Games Workshop

Disney's Hill.

Google buys out Disney.

Google's hill.

Google search can't find the hill.

Hidden Hill.

The hills past crimes catch up with it, as no hill can escape the long arm of the law!

20 to Life Hill.

Prison hardens the hill.

Rock Hill