40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive bits of popcorn

I insert a £40.00 charge for that small box of popcorn

**Da Stormlord**

You receive nachos.

I insert Justin bieber

**Matthew**

You receive a good, respectable artist.

I insert my heart

**JamesGang**

You receive anaphylactic shock.

I insert BATMAN

**snurl**

You receive Batfleck.

I insert Swedish Fish.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a Italian Pizza

I insert a French snail

**snurl**

You get the clap.

I insert French Fries.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a burger

I insert the King and his clown

**King Pariah**

You receive Buddy Holly and Elvis Presley, both alive and well.

I insert a napping puritanical inquisitor

**Da Stormlord**

You receive a geanestealer infestation

I insert grey knights

**JamesGang**

You receive purple haze.

I insert greenies.

**Desubot**

You receive purple people eaters

I insert platonic love.

**Happyjew**

You receive a bromance.

I insert the Ghostbusters video game.

**JamesGang**

You receive the Kickstarter.

I insert my nicely sold malifaux minis.

**snurl**

You get a Kidney Stone.

I insert the Wrath of Kahn.

**Ascalam**

you get buried alive...buried alive.... KAAAAAAAHN!

I insert a Vulcan's sense of humor

**Matthew**

You get buried alive... buried alive... KHAAAAAARN!

I insert a Reaver Titan.

**JamesGang**

You receive a fish slap for failing to think outside of 40k.

I insert a dirty toothpick.

**Da Stormlord**

You receive sanitized needles

I insert the school head

**snurl**

You get a nasty nun with a ruler! Run!

I insert a brick.

**JamesGang**

You receive zuchini bread.

I insert the CSA

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive HTEA

I insert Bluestone 42

**Happyjew**

You receive Monty Python.

I insert Pink Floyd (the character, not the band).

**snurl**

You get Mr. Bean.

I insert the flag.

**the shrouded lord**

you receive arteries. human arteries.
I insert the tiny pieces of my soul that are left after watching and subsequently reading Elfen Lied.

**snurl**

You get Cenobites.

I insert Oranges.

**JamesGang**

You receive mints and bathroom aerosol spray.

I insert Mark Summers and my wish from another thread.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive broken hopes and dreams

I insert a Forge world riptide

**JamesGang**

You receive a sun baked planetary ocean's strong current.

I insert my left arm, I retract my left arm, I insert my left arm and then I shake it all about.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive an order to put you left leg in, your left leg out, in out in out then shake it all about

I insert a really rotten sludge that may have been haggis a long time ago