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Whats on my mind? A cricket with a chainsaw

StasisNid95 wrote:Whats on my mind? A cricket with a chainsaw

Sounds like a noisy cricket

Check out the comments section on this post. It contains so many things that I hate about the internet, and it makes me appreciate Dakka.
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I need to a do a project on Romeo and Juliet that's due in two days. But I'm so damn lazy that i won't.

StasisNid95 wrote:Whats on my mind? A cricket with a chainsaw

Thank you for that, made me remember to feed my scorpion

She's nomming now.

What's on my mind...

I wonder if scorpions would eat humans if they were able to...

Soladrin wrote:

StasisNid95 wrote:Whats on my mind? A cricket with a chainsaw

Thank you for that, made me remember to feed my scorpion
She's nomming now.
What's on my mind...
I wonder if scorpions would eat humans if they were able to...

You can own a scorpion!? Dude, wtf is wrong with you? Scorpions are fething creepy!

And the answer to your question: Yes. Have you never watched cheesey scifi movies from the early to late fifties? You will find them eating us alive!

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Soladrin wrote:

StasisNid95 wrote:Whats on my mind? A cricket with a chainsaw

Thank you for that, made me remember to feed my scorpion
She's nomming now.
What's on my mind...
I wonder if scorpions would eat humans if they were able to...

You can own a scorpion!? Dude, wtf is wrong with you? Scorpions are fething creepy!

And the answer to your question: Yes. Have you never watched cheesey scifi movies from the early to late fifties? You will find them eating us alive!

oh my, your manliness points just dropped. They are not creepy they are tasty. Ahh yes those old "good" movies

Anshal wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Soladrin wrote:

StasisNid95 wrote:Whats on my mind? A cricket with a chainsaw

Thank you for that, made me remember to feed my scorpion
She's nomming now.
What's on my mind...
I wonder if scorpions would eat humans if they were able to...

You can own a scorpion!? Dude, wtf is wrong with you? Scorpions are fething creepy!

And the answer to your question: Yes. Have you never watched cheesey scifi movies from the early to late fifties? You will find them eating us alive!

oh my, your manliness points just dropped. They are not creepy they are tasty. Ahh yes those old "good" movies

This doesn't creep you out?



The multiple legs? I can handle that. The claws? Yup, I can dig that. The stinger: perfectly normal.

But those creepy albino babies? *Shudders.*

I am torn between my Case Study worth 120 points and my Forces of Khador book I just picked up yesterday.

Oh well, D for Degree.

I'm so excited about the imminent arrival of my valkyrie and sentinel that I can't persuade myself to concentrate on revision at all

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Anshal wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Soladrin wrote:

StasisNid95 wrote:Whats on my mind? A cricket with a chainsaw

Thank you for that, made me remember to feed my scorpion
She's nomming now.
What's on my mind...
I wonder if scorpions would eat humans if they were able to...

You can own a scorpion!? Dude, wtf is wrong with you? Scorpions are fething creepy!

And the answer to your question: Yes. Have you never watched cheesey scifi movies from the early to late fifties? You will find them eating us alive!

oh my, your manliness points just dropped. They are not creepy they are tasty. Ahh yes those old "good" movies

This doesn't creep you out?



The multiple legs? I can handle that. The claws? Yup, I can dig that. The stinger: perfectly normal.

But those creepy albino babies? *Shudders.*

And they glow


they must be evil

I SURVIVED!!!! I survived the unslaught of insanity.

A few choice moments opf my republican cousin's political insights:

"The health care bill has euthnisa in it."
"The IRS is really here to put mind control chips in us."
"Obama s not an American citizen."

Thank God, thank God Almighty that my parents took pity on me and managed to find a way to get me out of most of her rants.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Anshal wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Soladrin wrote:

StasisNid95 wrote:Whats on my mind? A cricket with a chainsaw

Thank you for that, made me remember to feed my scorpion
She's nomming now.
What's on my mind...
I wonder if scorpions would eat humans if they were able to...

You can own a scorpion!? Dude, wtf is wrong with you? Scorpions are fething creepy!

And the answer to your question: Yes. Have you never watched cheesey scifi movies from the early to late fifties? You will find them eating us alive!

oh my, your manliness points just dropped. They are not creepy they are tasty. Ahh yes those old "good" movies

This doesn't creep you out?



The multiple legs? I can handle that. The claws? Yup, I can dig that. The stinger: perfectly normal.
But those creepy albino babies? *Shudders.*

Umm no why should it creep me out? Door salesmen dose that for me

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I SURVIVED!!!! I survived the unslaught of insanity.

A few choice moments opf my republican cousin's political insights:

"The health care bill has euthnisa in it."
"The IRS is really here to put mind control chips in us."
"Obama s not an American citizen."

Thank God, thank God Almighty that my parents took pity on me and managed to find a way to get me out of most of her rants.

In ascending order by level of insaneness:

"The health care bill has euthnisa in it."
"Obama is not an American citizen."























"The IRS is really here to put mind control chips in us."

Ordered the stuff for an entry into Dynamic Duos. This should be good.

nintendoeats wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I SURVIVED!!!! I survived the unslaught of insanity that is my extended family!
A few choice moments of my republican cousin's political insights:

"The health care bill has euthnisa in it."
"The IRS is really here to put mind control chips in us."
"Obama s not an American citizen."

Thank God, thank God Almighty that my parents took pity on me and managed to find a way to get me out of most of her rants.

In ascending order by level of insaneness:

"The health care bill has euthnisa in it."
"Obama is not an American citizen."

"The IRS is really here to put mind control chips in us."

Yup. Get this: She is currently unemployed, and has no health care. I would think she'd won't the bill to pass so she doesn't die of something, right?

But NOOO, can't let America become a Socialist nation with this bill, so she has to do everything to avoid it.

Awesome Americans are Awesome.



Oh btw, my pet scorpion actually birthed 20 young ones the day I got her, apparently the salesmen didn't know she was pregnant x3 So I got my scorpion for free (By selling the youngsters and actually made like 60 bucks)

Here a pic of her with some of the last little ones to go, happily nomming on some crickets.

I was thinking more along the lines of an Implied facepalm



Tommy Lee Jones is dissapponted in you.

Well, anyone want to hear an interesting and exciting story about my life......

As it turns out, I'm perhaps more like my avatar than I thought. Today was spent on an epic trek after my neighbor's FETHING CAT! Sorry, but I hate that cat. Well, after using every one of my...."unique" tracking skills, I finally cornered it at a rather large tree. You know how they say a cornered animal fights twice as hard? Wel, its true. After twenty minutes of me trying to grab it, and it scratching me in various places, our little duel was sadly broken up by my freind Zelda (who, love her though I do, does not seem to understand that sometimes to be a man you have to engage a kitten in battle), when she of course took the bloomin' cats side. Our conversation went something like this:

Zelda: "What the feth are you doing?"
Me: "Bloody...cat...must..go..."
Zelda: "Its just a helpless animal!"
Me: "Its an evil genius! Look at it! It's plotting against me!"
Zelda: *sigh* "You're paranoid."
Me: "You're annoying."
Zelda: "Maniac."
Me: "Furry."
Zelda: "Iron hand."
Me: "Sympathiser."
Zelda: "Want to go get some lunch?"
Me: "Sure."

Actually, that wasn't that interesting was it ? Ah well.

just got in some trollbloods i ordered, woo fun times

Beer is good

Beer and peanuts + missus is even better. Ahh I wish I had a beer.... Damnation and heresy, I am beerless Oh well I managed with a pepsi then

Heh, just wanted one before my nap time

Missus is about 800km away :(
Peanut's, pfeh, cashew is the new peanut.

Soladrin wrote:

Oh btw, my pet scorpion actually birthed 20 young ones the day I got her, apparently the salesmen didn't know she was pregnant x3 So I got my scorpion for free (By selling the youngsters and actually made like 60 bucks)

Here a pic of her with some of the last little ones to go, happily nomming on some crickets.

I find that only slightly less disturbing. I alos find irony in this. In my Fine Arts Class, we have to make paper mache sculptures. Guess who got a scorpion as their project?

I guess I'm just freaked out by an animal that has that many ways to kill something.

On my mind is...an alien parasite, sucking my brain juices and controlling my thoughts....

Just ordered some fun things to play with from Maelstrom, and also bought some colour shapers yesterday, so will be getting back into sculpting some stuff as soon as I get home

You know, as an ACTUAL socialist, I really hate it when people call Obama one. That healthcare plan is as socialist as my cat.

I have returned from the dead, hell had no vacancies.


And I am in a very nice mood.

Trying to find rolls of "Parafilm" for sale after lengthy discussion with Kow Yokoyama(of Machinen Krieger fame) and some other hardcore modelers. Want to try it with airbrushing.

Problem with finding it?
Classified as "scientific/medical" usage so the vendor doesn't . While Amazon stocks the stuff, the pictures are all the same and I can't figure out which ones are the plain rolls by themselves and which are the precut small sheets.

Lets see whats on my mind...

I just vacuumed a mini while cleaning...
The dilemma... losing a mini or take the vac bag out and look through it via
digging through dirty things + no doubt tons of dead spider bodies.

Oh hi kan didnt think i would see you here