40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Happyjew**

You get a cup of really bad coffee (the best kind actually).

Remember, when you drink a cup of good coffee you think about that cup of coffee only. When you have a cup of bad coffee, and I mean really bad coffee, you do everything you can to not taste it. So a cup of good coffee is a cup of good coffee. A cup of bad coffee is very single cup of good coffee you have ever had.

I insert Tim Horton.

**JamesGang**

You receive bad coffee which is really good coffee that is bad that makes you think of every single good coffee.

I insert a broken nacho.

**snurl**

You get the cheese.

I insert contraceptives.

**snurl**

Stupid double post.

**Matthew**

You get Viagra.

I insert an Imperial Prayer.

**Happyjew**

You get a Hymn to Slaanesh.

I insert a correctly translated, from Hebrew, bible.

**Matthew**

You get a Pastafarian burning bridges forevermore.

**Happyjew**

And what do you insert?

**snurl**

I insert Matthew.

**JamesGang**

You receive a broken poster from Sweden.

I insert my aching muscles from shoveling snow.

Stupid stupid snow

**snurl**

You get frostbite.

I insert a perfectly good snow blower.

**the shrouded lord**

You receive a perfectly good FIRE.
I insert welding goggles.

**JamesGang**

You receive a gefilte fish dinner.

I insert a cracked rib and a barbecue skewer

**Matthew**

You get a Lobster Thermidore aux crovettes with a mornay sauce topped with brandy, a fried egg on top of SPAM.

I insert Finland.

**Happyjew**

You get Norway.

I insert spam.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a python

I insert a blackadder

**JamesGang**

You receive only fools and horses.

I insert a weekend binge of watching Waiting For God

**snurl**

You get Heaven's Gate.

I insert Monopoly money. And the thimble.

**JamesGang**

You get the race car shoved where the sun doesn't shine.

I insert a Frenchman.

**Matthew**

You get Freiburg.

I insert a Terminator.

**the shrouded lord**

you receive my avatar.
I insert my hair bands.

**Matthew**

You get an alpaca wool glove.

I insert a Lasgun.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive the greatest weapon ever made

I insert a bayonet

**Ascalam**

You get ' they don't like it up 'em....'

I insert the u-157

**Matthew**

You get u-137. That's its name. I know this stuff.

I insert Metro 2033.

**King Pariah**

You get atomized purgatory

I insert A Roadside Picnic

**Matthew**

You get McDonald's.

I insert a spacebar.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive an adamantium 2 by 4

I insert a cock-knocker

**JamesGang**

You receive a nut rocker.

I Insert a rare tobacco stamp.

**snurl**

You get a wooden indian.

I insert a Martini-Henry.