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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I hear voices in my head.

Useless fact for all of you.

It's okay to talk to yourself as long as you don't say "huh?".

Denis Leary wrote a song about that..... "Voices in My Head."

1. Squirrels can't breathe thru their mouths.
2. Male deer use females as "decoys".
3. Iguanas and Komodo Dragons have 2 penises.
4. It cost me alot less to play 40K than MTG.
5. There is no "extra-sneaky castro".
6. Through electricity, salt can be converted to Chlorine.
7. The Mayan God of flatulance is "Ikki"
8. The Mayan God of Rain is "Chak" (the goggle eyed).
9. Smoking "seeds and stems" does not make you sterile.
10. Only the truly nasty can cook toilet paper. The rest of us just "brown" one side.

Spongbob Squarepants is a rip off of Winnie the Pooh.

I'm wearing a kilt right now.

Gwar! wrote:Spongbob Squarepants is a rip off of Winnie the Pooh.

Another Fragment of my childhood is gone because of this. I was little when I was watching Winnie the Pooh and around 10 when Spongebob started coming on. You just killed the remnants of my childhood.

That is my useless fact

Oh Spongebob... My buddy has one of the seasons on DVD. The scene where his Catsnail catches him watching plant porn is hilarious.

It's still no Cow & Chicken/I R Baboon

Hamsters weigh two pounds.

Deadshane1 wrote:Hamsters weigh two pounds.

Through the communicative law of algebra and whats stated above we can determine that a 2 lb weight weighs exactly 1 hamster.

A fully loaded Land Raider weighs approximately 89,287 hamsters.

drukawski wrote:

Deadshane1 wrote:Hamsters weigh two pounds.

Through the communicative law of algebra and whats stated above we can determine that a 2 lb weight weighs exactly 1 hamster.

A fully loaded Land Raider weighs approximately 89,287 hamsters.

That's it. I'm officially using "Hamsters" as a measurement of weight from now on. That Land Raider line was just too damn funny, and I'm now picturing a Land Raider made of Hamsters rolling across a battlefield

Mario has a 27' jump. (That's not a typo, I mean 27 feet )

Mokum records achieved Chart Success all over the world in 1995 with Technohead and their track "I Wanna Be a Hippy" and the following single "Happy Birthday".
They were one of the best producers of Dutch Gabba circa 1993-1999 and have recently been re-established.

The first site if one searches for 'mokum records' on google is awesome~!
http://www.google.com.au/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&source=hp&q=mokum+records&meta=&btnG=Google+Search

Tim Berners-Lee, a British engineer and computer scientist, published what is considered to be officially the first website in August 1991

U.S. President Rutherford B. Hayes had his childhood home just down the road from where I am. He is famous for ordering federal troops to fire on striking railroad workers, killing about 70 men. His childhood home was donated as an orphanage after his death. I wonder where the orphans came from?

Guitardian wrote:U.S. President Rutherford B. Hayes had his childhood home just down the road from where I am. He is famous for ordering federal troops to fire on striking railroad workers, killing about 70 men. His childhood home was donated as an orphanage after his death. I wonder where the orphans came from?

Probably Canada.

Speaking of Canada, Canadian bacon is just a thick slice of ham.

And this is a Canadian tuxedo.

And those people are what we call "White Trash."

Alternatively, trailer park trash.

From that Pic, Canadians do not know how to dress in Proper Dress clothes. Unlike Me! ^.^

Dont let me get started

The first woman to drive across the Us was Alice Ramsey, in 1909. Took 59 days.

40% of heart attacks are fatal.

Bugs Bunny munches Danvers carrots

Milk temperature inside cow: 101F.

59 days!? HAHAHA!

Jamie Lee Curtis is trans-gender. She got the snip though as a kid.

Guitardian wrote:59 days!? HAHAHA!

Jamie Lee Curtis is trans-gender. She got the snip though as a kid.

I call BS. Wikipedia makes no mention of the fact, and a quick Google casts serious doubts over this fact.


The Pentagon was built with extra bathrooms to accommodate racial segregation laws.

I remember hearing about it about 15 years ago. It's possible it was tabloid nonsense, but also possible that it was squelched for PR reasons.

The state of South Dakota has more vehicles registered in it than it has people. I heard that on the 'states' show on the history channel yesterday.

There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants.

In 2007, the state legislature of Arkansas officially declared the possessive form of the state's name to be Arkansas's. (AR-kən-saw-zez)

What happens in Arkansas really REALLY should stay in Arkansas.

Crayola crayons used to have a warning on the box to not leave them around unattended children who may choke on them. If it was me I would have inserted 'dumb children who eat crayons' just to open the market up a bit, and encourage Darwinism.

If you put a small amount of alcohol on the back of a scorpion it will sting itself to death.

Spiders have transparent blood.

Putting rogain (the hair growth doodad) on a cat will kill it!

The only sentences in the English launguage where 'get' can be appropriatly used are ones involving offspring "the get of a stallion".

The longest entry in the OED is (iirc) the word "Set".

Putting someones hand in a bucket of water while they're sleeping makes them piss in their pants.

My cats breath smells like cat food...