The DakkaDakka OT My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Thread

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**Amphsix**

dat face D: it still scares me!

**Frozen Ocean**

Platuan4th wrote:
The Punch of Kill Everything(P.O.K.E.) doesn't hurt him when done correctly as it's a directed explosion. Think of it like a shaped charge.

Yeah, but it's a huge blast! A really, really huge blast. There's no amount of charge-shaping that can stop it from hurting when it's not attached to your fist - it IS your fist. Or in Rainbow's case, her head.

Platuan4th wrote:
It can also be used to make swimming pools.

But I zink ze swimmingk pool wud look bettah ovah zehr!

Platuan4th wrote:
That said, as a former Gladiator, he's still incredibly tough.

He is! But, as shown, his POKE can still hurt him, if done wrong... (How that even makes sense, I have no idea)

Long story short (Because Rainbow Dash isn't Lugnut, and FiM isn't TFA); cartoon physics. Like how Twilight can have all that crap dropped on her (piano... anvil... etc), and survive easily (She was already in a wheelchair, and apparently all that did to her was break one of her legs), when (in a dangerous/serious situation) an object of equivalent weight about to fall on top of a pony would be liable to actually kill or seriously, seriously, seriously injure them. Kind of like how Pinkie can teleport, but not in a serious situation where it could be used as a power to save lives/beat villains, etc.

**Kasrkai**

Someone raided the KnowYourMeme image base with pony porn. MY EYES. PASS THE BLEACH. LOTS OF IT.

**Nerivant**

Kasrkai wrote:Someone raided the KnowYourMeme image base with pony porn. MY EYES. PASS THE BLEACH. LOTS OF IT.

You might ask yourself, why would someone do something like this?

Well, some men just want to watch the world burn.

**Frozen Ocean**

EDIT: Wait, what?

EDIT: ^ You win a brony for that. Yes, a brony.

**Nerivant**

I have no idea what's going on.

**Frozen Ocean**

I somehow accidentally quoted myself! And you won a brony for;

Nerivant wrote:You might ask yourself, why would someone do something like this?

Well, some men just want to watch the world burn.

**lord commissar klimino**

Kasrkai wrote:Someone raided the KnowYourMeme image base with pony porn. MY EYES. PASS THE BLEACH. LOTS OF IT.

isn't porn and ponies a meme anyways...?

**Nerivant**

lord commissar klimino wrote:
Kasrkai wrote:Someone raided the KnowYourMeme image base with pony porn. MY EYES. PASS THE BLEACH. LOTS OF IT.

isn't porn and ponies a meme anyways...?

Well, potentially. But if they were putting the pictures on a page for something else, it's a low blow.

**lord commissar klimino**

Nerivant wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
Kasrkai wrote:Someone raided the KnowYourMeme image base with pony porn. MY EYES. PASS THE BLEACH. LOTS OF IT.

isn't porn and ponies a meme anyways...?

Well, potentially. But if they were putting the pictures on a page for something else, it's a low blow.

eeyup.

eyuup?

*shrugs*

so..episode 8 might be about a masked hero stealing dashes thunder. SHE DESERVES IT!

**Frozen Ocean**

Ponyporn makes me sad. :c

**Nerivant**

lord commissar klimino wrote:
so..episode 8 might be about a masked hero stealing dashes thunder. SHE DESERVES IT!

It'll be a Wonderbolt in disguise, testing her.

Or Trixie.

Either will be amazing.

**Amphsix**

Frozen Ocean wrote:Ponyporn makes me sad. :c

^I second that

**Frozen Ocean**

Or, secretly, Trixie is the true leader of the Wonderbolts!

Being Great, and all. And Powerful.

**Kasrkai**

Amphsix wrote:
Frozen Ocean wrote:Ponyporn makes me sad. :c

^I second that

You will never understand. Spike, Rarity, and Twilight can NEVER be the same again...

**Amphsix**

Kasrkai wrote:
Amphsix wrote:
Frozen Ocean wrote:Ponyporn makes me sad. :c

^I second that

You will never understand. Spike, Rarity, and Twilight can NEVER be the same again...

Seen some rule 34 of childhood characters/shows... SCARRED FOR LIFE.

**Coolyo294**

ineptus astartes wrote:

Hey.

This is me.

I’m a detective. It says so on my door…well…it would if I could get one of those cool fractured glaze windows. The stained glass depicting yakface rising to his ascension is not what I had in mind when they said ‘and you’ll get a cool door’
First, I might try to describe myself.

Seven foot Humboldt squid. Yes. A squid. Pretty mundane for Dakka, really. I wear a trench coat and hat and move around with foot-tentacles, I am not a gumshoe, mainly because I don’t have any shoes and my suckers provide enough resistance as it is.
I would have ‘normal’ human body, if that was encased in a molluscian shell and a normal human breathed through his chest. Biology of a squid. Look it up.

Where was I? oh yeah.
It was a dark and stormy night… hmm…not much past that. I set down my typewriter and began to brainstorm. (briansquid?) When the door was knocked upon.

I was a bit wary, A few nights ago a troll burst in, not one of the Troll Nation gang members, but one of the nutso flaming hicks, the mods were a few steps behind him and trussed him up for a long ban.

But as I said, I was wary. I reached for my piece, a little wonder I like to call the ‘flamer one shot and POW, no more poster spirit, it was not actually legal and if a Mod caught me with it I would have a stern talking to, but we of the larger-post-count class of folks here get off with a warning. Mostly.
The Flamer was your standard revolver, with an’ ignore’ in each chamber.
Not as pansy as your ordinary flamers, mine was upped with a ‘delete key’ inside, just for that extra oomph.

Where was I? oh yeah, knock on the door.

The door opened.

And boy howdy, the figure was a strange one to say the least. It looked like a miniature Warhound Titan. Wearing cowboy hat.

“Raptor, what can I do for you?”
RaptorsTalon was an old friend of mine, we met while serving aboard the old SS Inter-Astrum. The ship had sunk on it’s second voyage out of board, it was astonishing, an RP threadship with a cargo of plots, maps, characters, races and technology. All gone. Most say it died because it was left in the Mill for to long, I agree. That was why. Not any conspiracy or anything…poor ol’ mordo, we worked and slaved on that thing, then it all died. His hopes were on dredging it up from the bottom of the Into Ocean. But that was unlikely.
Raptor answered. “I’ve had a trying day, right? You just gotta hear this.”

“what?” I asked, poking at my ashtray. The ash of many a story had solidified into a kind of grey rock.

Raptor answered
“Someone’s been killed.”

You should start a thread for this in Dakka Fiction.

**lord commissar klimino**

Coolyo294 wrote:
ineptus astartes wrote:

Hey.

This is me.

I’m a detective. It says so on my door…well…it would if I could get one of those cool fractured glaze windows. The stained glass depicting yakface rising to his ascension is not what I had in mind when they said ‘and you’ll get a cool door’
First, I might try to describe myself.

Seven foot Humboldt squid. Yes. A squid. Pretty mundane for Dakka, really. I wear a trench coat and hat and move around with foot-tentacles, I am not a gumshoe, mainly because I don’t have any shoes and my suckers provide enough resistance as it is.
I would have ‘normal’ human body, if that was encased in a molluscian shell and a normal human breathed through his chest. Biology of a squid. Look it up.

Where was I? oh yeah.
It was a dark and stormy night… hmm…not much past that. I set down my typewriter and began to brainstorm. (briansquid?) When the door was knocked upon.

I was a bit wary, A few nights ago a troll burst in, not one of the Troll Nation gang members, but one of the nutso flaming hicks, the mods were a few steps behind him and trussed him up for a long ban.

But as I said, I was wary. I reached for my piece, a little wonder I like to call the ‘flamer one shot and POW, no more poster spirit, it was not actually legal and if a Mod caught me with it I would have a stern talking to, but we of the larger-post-count class of folks here get off with a warning. Mostly.
The Flamer was your standard revolver, with an’ ignore’ in each chamber.
Not as pansy as your ordinary flamers, mine was upped with a ‘delete key’ inside, just for that extra oomph.

Where was I? oh yeah, knock on the door.

The door opened.

And boy howdy, the figure was a strange one to say the least. It looked like a miniature Warhound Titan. Wearing cowboy hat.

“Raptor, what can I do for you?”
RaptorsTalon was an old friend of mine, we met while serving aboard the old SS Inter-Astrum. The ship had sunk on it’s second voyage out of board, it was astonishing, an RP threadship with a cargo of plots, maps, characters, races and technology. All gone. Most say it died because it was left in the Mill for to long, I agree. That was why. Not any conspiracy or anything…poor ol’ mordo, we worked and slaved on that thing, then it all died. His hopes were on dredging it up from the bottom of the Into Ocean. But that was unlikely.
Raptor answered. “I’ve had a trying day, right? You just gotta hear this.”

“what?” I asked, poking at my ashtray. The ash of many a story had solidified into a kind of grey rock.

Raptor answered
“Someone’s been killed.”

You should start a thread for this in Dakka Fiction.

i agree.

**Frozen Ocean**

I third that notion! And linketh us when such upon a task is completed!

EDIT: And Doom!

**Nerivant**

Amphsix wrote:
Kasrkai wrote:
Amphsix wrote:
Frozen Ocean wrote:Ponyporn makes me sad. :c

^I second that

You will never understand. Spike, Rarity, and Twilight can NEVER be the same again...

Seen some rule 34 of childhood characters/shows... SCARRED FOR LIFE.

Seeing rule 34 of rule 34 of childhood characters scarring me for life SCARRED ME FOR LIFE.

**Amphsix**

34-inception!

thirtyfourception...

**LunaHound**

At first i thought there was 3 seasons done already so i watched MLP as fast as i can.... then i realized we are still on season 2 T-T

**Goddard**

LunaHound wrote:At first i thought there was 3 seasons done already so i watched MLP as fast as i can.... then i realized we are still on season 2 T-T

That's one reason I'm not toing to watch Doctor Who.

Too much gak to catch up on.

MLP was easy, since most of the episodes do not have a over-reaching story arc.

**ineptus astartes**

Frozen Ocean wrote:I third that notion! And linketh us when such upon a task is completed!

EDIT: And Doom!

vey well.

I will put it up when I have enough time to finish chapter two.

**Coolyo294**

ineptus astartes wrote:
Frozen Ocean wrote:I third that notion! And linketh us when such upon a task is completed!

EDIT: And Doom!

vey well.

I will put it up when I have enough time to finish chapter two.

I demand that every member of the basement should be in it.

**haloreach4ever**

Can i be in it?

**ineptus astartes**

I will see...

And I already have 'occupants' for each person.

**Amphsix**

Goddard wrote:That's one reason I'm not toing to watch Doctor Who. Too much gak to catch up on.

Even so, it's really worth catching up with dr who. Not the old series, mind, it's doesn't have a real link with the 2005+ series.
One of the great joys of catching up with a series, I think, is having a lot of material to watch. If something exciting happens in the story, you can quickly skip to the next episode to see what happens.
I watched series 1 to 4 in about 2 weeks... it was a glorious 2 weeks..

**Nerivant**

Amphsix wrote:
Goddard wrote:That's one reason I'm not toing to watch Doctor Who. Too much gak to catch up on.

Even so, it's really worth catching up with dr who. Not the old series, mind, it's doesn't have a real link with the 2005+ series.
One of the great joys of catching up with a series, I think, is having a lot of material to watch. If something exciting happens in the story, you can quickly skip to the next episode to see what happens.
I watched series 1 to 4 in about 2 weeks... it was a glorious 2 weeks..

It's actually pretty forgiving to new viewers.

Every time he gets a new companion, he has to reexplain everything again.

**Amphsix**

That is very true. But the David Tennant series were FUN. so it's worth watching anyway