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Haddi wrote:Do not steal a Jetbike to see if you can do "Donuts" on it.
you can't. A jetbike has no wheels.
Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
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Haddi wrote:Do not steal a Jetbike to see if you can do "Donuts" on it.
you can't. A jetbike has no wheels.
And that's why you don't steal one to do that.
N' Yeah, even though I walks froo' da Shader of da Valley of Death
I ain't fraid a' no umies': Cuz youze is wif me;
Yer Dakka and yer Chop, they's pretty good
Youze gots a Kan in front o' me when da' umies' iz mucking about;
Youze paint me ead' wif oil;
Me gubbinz overfloweth with Dakka, and me wotzits runneth over with Chop.
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Blood Angels cannot assault Necrons due to love
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1500 Points of Tau Molesters 100% painted
750 Points of WoC, 10 % painted
I tghought you shouldn't steal it because the guardian who owns it will shoot you full of shurikens.
metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
Munch Munch! wrote:Yeah, it's been about 10, 000 years.
The emperor was never really stabbed....Horus just put some SUPER MASSIVE HEAVY DUTY Laxitive in his meal.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
Ha, I just remembered an episode of "That 70's show" which was very similar to what you just discribed.
metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
Commissar NIkev wrote:"That 70's Show" is Hilarious and bladderbursting!
fix'd.
metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
1) chat up a SoB 2) tell a SM to F@@K off
3) go to pet a Squig
4) unplug the Emperors support systiom
5) say hi to a CSM
Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out.
- Take a crap on a craftworld and use a spirit stone to wipe after. A farseers robes would work well in this case also.
- Ask a haemonculi to 'dinner and a show'
"Human bonding rituals often involve a great deal of talking, and dancing, and crying."
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Epic threadnomancy, right there.
+1
-gak a female inqusitior, and break-up with them after stealing their laspistol.
-Do hilter like impersonations around the Death Korps of Krieg.
- Paint kick me's on the backs of dreadnoughts.
- Do anything stupid in the 40k universe.
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
Gorgarak wrote:- Take a crap on a craftworld and use a spirit stone to wipe after. A farseers robes would work well in this case also.
- Ask a haemonculi to 'dinner and a show'
as an eldar youth, shove a spirit stone in a falcon's exhaust.
DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+ JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles. corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day. greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid.
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Tau Molesters 100% painted
WoC, 10 % painted 
Camboyaz 
"Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted" 
Blue Crosses
IOM Tau Cult
104th Tank Regiment 
:"Hey Commissar, I fu 
d your sister and she was great and I love her!!!"
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