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2009/06/01 10:23:27
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stormin' Stompa
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Create threads like this.
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2009/06/01 13:16:46
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Killer Klaivex
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Doubt the power of Sly Marbo.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/06/01 15:28:31
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Tell the Comissionar, that you really aren't in the mood to fight.
Call the charging Banshee a chick with a knife.
Try to play cards with a Farseer.
Use tank traps to stop Eldar
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2009/06/01 21:46:17
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hellacious Havoc
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Tell an ork to use his manners.
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2009/06/02 07:31:14
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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aurelion wrote:
Use tank traps to stop Eldar
Yeah, I'm guilty of trying that. As you guess, it didn't work
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/06/03 08:27:26
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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aurelion wrote:Tell the Comissionar, that you really aren't in the mood to fight.
Call the charging Banshee a chick with a knife.
Try to play cards with a Farseer.
Use tank traps to stop Tau
alternate ending
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2009/06/03 09:01:14
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade
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The Watcher wrote:Give a kitten to anyone bearing the mark of Khorne.
But... but...
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Triggerbaby wrote:In summary, here's your lunch and ask Miss Creaver if she has aloe lotion because I have taken you to school and you have been burned.
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:I too can prove pretty much any assertion I please if I don't count all the evidence that contradicts it.
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2009/06/03 12:02:04
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Ummmmm, okay?
How about never, EVER drawing stuff like that.
I don't know whether you'd get burnt for heresy or shot for incompetence and cowardice. But you'd definitely end up dead.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/04 20:04:15
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hellacious Havoc
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I seccond that motion nomatter how funny that was.
LOL
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2009/07/02 20:30:59
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sniping Hexa
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Tell a tech marine that his servo harness is outdated and tacky!
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Inquisitor_Syphonious wrote:All I can say is... thank you vodo40k...
Zweischneid wrote:No way man. A Space Marine in itself is scary. But a Marine WITHOUT helmet wears at least 3-times as much plot-armour as a Marine with helmet. And heaven forbid if the Marine would also happen to have an intimidating looking, vertical scar. Then you're surly boned. Those guys are the worst. Not a chance I'd say.
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2009/07/02 20:45:54
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Complete the following ritual...
1. Insert the =I= DELETED BY INQUISITION =I= into your =I= DELETED BY INQUISITION =I= and swallow a whole =I= DELETED BY INQUISITION =I=
2. pour boiling milk onto gazelle's =I= DELETED BY INQUISITION =I= before using said milky gazelle to make a warming cup of =I= DELETED BY INQUISITION =I= flavour hot cocoa.
3. ????
4. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/02 20:47:36
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2009/07/04 07:28:19
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Solahma
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Ask about the female space marines.
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2009/07/04 07:56:32
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Tell Doomrider he doesn't know how to party.
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2009/07/05 00:10:59
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battleship Captain
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Annoy the Battle Sisters during the Red Rage
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2009/07/05 07:33:58
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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I know what that Khorne Berzerker in the back is saying in the Kharn picture! 
But you should never eat sphagetti, in a Land Raider.
Burritos, flower tortillas,fries, and NOS (to drink) all the way! 
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/07/05 12:06:19
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of the Malleus
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Tell a Blood Angel that only Chaos have wings.
Whisper to a loyalist marine that you know his chapters secret
Trust your ally
Throw anything with a high point value at Grots
Feed the Blood Thirster...
Question the Inquisitor about his Demon sword
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In a world gone mad, who is left to fight for truth, justice and all that gets you smashed for under a fiver....
First played 40k during 2nd edition, missed out 3rd and 4th, and haven't played 40k since 5th edition - but still read and occasionally paint  |
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2009/07/05 14:59:21
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Guarding Guardian
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Critize Asurmen's clothes.
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(Sorry for the errors, i'm spanish  )
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2009/07/05 16:52:18
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Disagree with Gwar!
Piss off the Black Angry Marines.
Bet against Leman Russ in a javelin toss.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/05 16:53:57
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2009/07/05 16:58:23
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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slice of toast wrote:Disagree with Gwar!
I support this mans Product and/or service!
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2009/07/06 07:51:44
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Agree with Gwar.
(Trust me, experience has taught me that you'll be scarred for life)
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/06 16:45:56
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
Somewhere in space, close to Beetlejuice
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-Ask a chaos sorceror if he does parties
-Use an army of fat Italian plumbers fight an army of Orks- SHROOMS!
-Drive up a mountain and into a warlord titan unless your name is Wazdakka
-Drive an orky vehicle
-Push the big red button on the titan
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2009/07/07 00:45:08
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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-Push the Big Red button full stop is a bad idea, regardless where you find it.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/07 01:32:50
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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Piss into a carnivorous plant on Catachan.
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2009/07/07 01:41:02
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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They might piss back...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/07 01:41:14
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/07 01:49:02
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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I'm sure theirs hurts alot more than yours does.
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2009/07/07 03:57:56
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fixture of Dakka
Feasting on the souls of unworthy opponents
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Walk into a tau gathering and shout, "HEY! We don't take kindly to the greater good 'round here...."
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2009/07/07 11:02:08
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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@Dashofpepper: They would probably ask you to leave...nicely. And then they would give you a brochure.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/07 14:13:01
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mindless Spore Mine
England
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Challenge and Evil Suns orc Trukk driver to a game of 'Chicken'
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I am not just a Pillock, No! I am not simply The Pillock; I am The Almighty Pillock!!
Also please excuse my terrible Dyslexic spelling in my postes, I cant be bothered to spell check. |
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2009/07/07 16:24:04
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
Somewhere in space, close to Beetlejuice
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Pillok-I don't think Orks understand the concept of 'chicken' just smashing into stuff and you.
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2009/07/07 18:12:26
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Brainy Zoanthrope
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Play Hide and Seek with Snikrot.
Shout 'For the Emperor' while next to Abaddon.
Tell Ghazghkull that he can't fight.
Ask for surgery from a Painboy.
Get angry at Zagstruk.
Call Zagstruk a chicken and laugh.
Commandeer a Warlord Titan when going against Wazdakka's Waaagh!
Play twister with a Chaos Spawn.
Play tig with Kharn the Betrayer.
Have Fabius Bile as your Doctor.
Use a Tankbusta Bomb as a Frisbee.
Riverdance with a Warlord Titan.
Ask Ahriman for a favour.
Handshake Grotsnik.
Play Scrabble with the C'tan.
Skateboard naked through Necron Tombs.
Duel Lucius The Eternal.
Call Typhus mouldy.
Call Saint Celestine 'a stuck up bitch'
Dress up as Horus when going to the Emperor's fancy dress birthday party.
Ask Nazdreg if you can see his gun in action.
Show off a new gun in a camp full of Lootas.
Ejaculate into a warp gate.
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Emperors Faithful wrote:aurelion wrote:
Use tank traps to stop Eldar
Yeah, I'm guilty of trying that. As you guess, it didn't work
Yeah and Tau.
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