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Made in gb
Boosting Space Marine Biker






Go into the maelstrom or the eye of terror while still supporting the emperor .
Travel through the warp with no protection
Asking a commissar if he wants to turn to chaos
Playing on a battlefield
Buy a house on a Tyranid invasion route

COVER IS FOR THE WEAK 
   
Made in us
Hellacious Havoc




conneticut

It is okay to buy a house that resides in the 'Nids route, it is just a bad Idea to LIVE in it.
What about buying a house in the EYE of Terror?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/13 21:07:14



95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snikrot's Grot wrote:
waaaait...
obama's promise= change
tzeentch's WHOLE purpose=change
obama+change=TZEENTCH
HOLY CRAP AMERICA IS BEING RUN BY A CHAOS GOD


I am White/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I'm both orderly and selfish. I act mostly for my own benefit, but I respect and help my community - Specially when it helps me. At best, I'm loyal and dedicated; at worst, I'm elitist and shrewd.
 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Canada

Saying "how do you do" to a tau citizen while loyal to the emperor.
   
Made in us
Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms






Chino Hills, CA

Try a buisness scam in the Warp.

Tell Khorne he's fat.

Some people play to win, some people play for fun. Me? I play to kill toy soldiers.
DR:90S++GMB++IPwh40k206#+D++A++/hWD350R+++T(S)DM+

WHFB, AoS, 40k, WM/H, Starship Troopers Miniatures, FoW

 
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Challenge a Speed Freak to a drag race.

Tell Tzeench to make up his fething mind!

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in us
Hellacious Havoc




conneticut

Tell nurgle to clean up his act or tell slannesh to think clean and wholesome and G rated thoughts.


95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snikrot's Grot wrote:
waaaait...
obama's promise= change
tzeentch's WHOLE purpose=change
obama+change=TZEENTCH
HOLY CRAP AMERICA IS BEING RUN BY A CHAOS GOD


I am White/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I'm both orderly and selfish. I act mostly for my own benefit, but I respect and help my community - Specially when it helps me. At best, I'm loyal and dedicated; at worst, I'm elitist and shrewd.
 
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Put Slaneesh in charge of production for a G rated kids show.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in us
Raging Ravener





Daemon infested warp gate

Uh try to pet a Herophant

Set a universe record by climbing a warlord Titan.(or the bigest kind)

Unplug the empror.

TheCyben: Seriously though, I'm not advocating GW to model any Boosh characters. If they have to pick one, it would have to be Tony Harrisson... but that would be an outrage.
 
   
Made in us
Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice




The darkest spot between galaxies, leading my armada.


Going up to CSM and saying "Lets be friends" and hug them while handing out flowers.



How would we get close enough?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/14 04:29:13


Irony, thy name is bitch- My greatest quote during Nazi Zombies. 
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Maintain eye contact.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in gb
Boosting Space Marine Biker






Boarding a tyranid hive ship

COVER IS FOR THE WEAK 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Canada

Give the finger to Khorne and tell him he's a wimp and coward


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Tell nurgle he is not filthy enough


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Tell Slaanesh he is not perverted enough.
Tell Tzeenech he is not wise enough.
Feed a carnifex.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/07/15 02:26:02


 
   
Made in us
Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice




The darkest spot between galaxies, leading my armada.

Give a genestealer a manicure.

Irony, thy name is bitch- My greatest quote during Nazi Zombies. 
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Find out you just luanched an exterminatus on "the wrong planet".

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Canada

Donate a carnifex to your local zoo.
Have a wrestling match with Khorne.
Make Slaanesh your babysitter.
Give Nurgle a bath.
Tell an inquistor that your GF is a howling banshee.
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Donate a carnifex to a PETTING zoo.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Canada

OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Donate your body parts to a hive fleet.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Tell an Iquisitor that your part of a genestealer cult.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/07/16 02:05:30


 
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Mention the word "cult" in the presence of an Inquisitor.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in ca
Committed Chaos Cult Marine





Vancouver

Paint your Valk flourescent pink when its on a recon mission.

Never do this
with an exitus rifle.(Skip to about 0:40)

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/17 06:16:52



95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!







 
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

?

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Canada

Tell an Inquisitor that your neighbour is a cultist just so you can have an affair with his wife.
   
Made in us
Hierarch




Pueblo, CO

Attempt to lick the brand with 3 flies.

Things I've gotten other players to admit...
Foldalot: Pariahs can sometimes be useful 
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Ask a daemonette for a lap dance.
Walk into a Space Wolves drinking hall and yell "bottoms up ya bunch of wimps!!!"
Give Nurgle a gift basket of bath soaps.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Canada

Tell a DA that he looks fat in his dress. Ask a SW if he would like a dog biscuit
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

deadratman wrote:Ask a SW if he would like a dog biscuit


Note to self: Must do that some time. (failing that, ask the same of a SW supporter)

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought





Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes

Yes I would like a dog biscuit.
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Who's a good doggy?
Who's a goody goody doggy?
You're a goody goody doggy!
Here you go you cute wittle doggy. (give dog biscuit)

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in us
[MOD]
Solahma






RVA

This again? Well, I'm not going to take this . . . and not also get a biscuit.

Furthermore, anyone else noticed how slow Dakka is the last coupla days?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/19 08:35:50


   
Made in us
Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought





Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes

This is what I think of you biscuit (Crush)

What's with all the Wolf hate lately?

Dakka has seemed slow, though everything seems kinda slow right now to me. I'm rather tired this week, not getting alot of sleep.
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Not wolf hate. SPAZ PUPPEH LUV! Yaaaaaay!

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
 
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