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2010/07/25 19:16:55
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Nah mate, that's the spanish Inquisition.
I'm sure you just got 'em confused, and you meant "Nobody knows about the Inquisition!"
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Oh how I am going to kill the lag.
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2010/07/26 00:34:20
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:Never give anyone a hug. Or any other embrace or sign of affection, joy, friendship, love, care, empathy or anything else along those lines.
Unless you're a carnifex. They're allowed to "hug" dreadnoughts.
We need an unnyufex pic asap!
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/26 02:06:09
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Cambak wrote:Suspect the Inquisition. Because NOBODY suspects the Inquisition.
Actually, the quote you're referring to is;
"Hah! Nobody Expects the SPANISH Inquisition!"
And it's a recurring joke from Monty Python's Flying Circus, for the record.
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 Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/26 03:53:46
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Dont refer to the adeptus soritas as bolter bitches.
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Thou shall not throw dog biscuts at space wolves lest thou wishes to be the first human to reach orbit above fenris without the need of a thunderhawk
Thou shall not use lasguns as flashlights.
Thou shall not come a knockin when the rhino be a'rockin
AND FURTHERMORE thou shall not turn off the golden throne "just for laughs" |
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2010/07/26 04:17:21
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Black Templar Servitor Dragging Masonry
australia
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Tell a follower of Slaanesh you'r feeling kinky
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building, copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair & grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!
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2010/07/26 10:07:25
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout
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Ask a follower of Slaanesh if they're "looking for a good time"
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Emperor's Faithful wrote
- I would rather the Blood Angels have gone down the darker path of the Flesh Tearers than this new "Awesome Codex McBatnipples". *blegh*
6 Marine Armies and counting...  Why do I do it to myself  ? Someone help me I'm an addict  |
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2010/07/26 10:50:48
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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jaxjace wrote:Dont refer to the adepta sororitas as bolter bitches.
Said it.
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On. 
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
 "THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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2010/07/26 11:38:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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DEATH89 wrote:Ask a follower of Slaanesh if they're "looking for a good time"
did that... it was fun ^.^
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"Those that Dare impersonate the dead are judged to join their ranks!"- Alucard
 6970 points of Preheresy Night Lords 7681 points Preheresy thousand sons 8230 points Preheresy Iron Warriors  3230 points Preheresy Death Guard  4940 points preheresy Dark Angels  4888 points preheresy Iron Hands  2030 points preheresy Blood Angels  2280 points preheresy space wolfs 1065 points preheresy white scars 3210 points preheresy sons of Horus  1660 points Grey Knights  628 points Sister of Battle  2960 points adeptus mechanicus 18650 points Titanicus legio Nex Caput capitis  5566 points Imperial Guard  5875 points Preheresy Emperor's Children 3735 points Preheresy World Eaters 1710 points Preheresy Word Bearers  2090 points preheresy Imperial Fists  1570 points preheresy Alpha Legion  4600 points necrons 1420 points prehersy Raven Guard  960 points prehersy Salamanders  6334 points Tau Empire  20942 points tyranids  8722 points eldar  3125 points dark eldar 10745 points Bearers of the Light 1415 points Preheresy Luna Wolves  8508 points Chaos
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2010/07/26 16:01:49
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout
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TyraelVladinhurst wrote:DEATH89 wrote:Ask a follower of Slaanesh if they're "looking for a good time"
did that... it was fun ^.^
HERESY!! 
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Emperor's Faithful wrote
- I would rather the Blood Angels have gone down the darker path of the Flesh Tearers than this new "Awesome Codex McBatnipples". *blegh*
6 Marine Armies and counting... Why do I do it to myself ? Someone help me I'm an addict |
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2010/07/26 16:09:21
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Munch Munch! wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:Never give anyone a hug. Or any other embrace or sign of affection, joy, friendship, love, care, empathy or anything else along those lines.
Unless you're a carnifex. They're allowed to "hug" dreadnoughts.
We need an unnyufex pic asap!
You called? 
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2010/07/26 21:14:29
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Awesome!!!!!
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/26 21:16:46
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:Never give anyone a hug. Or any other embrace or sign of affection, joy, friendship, love, care, empathy or anything else along those lines.
Unless you're a carnifex. They're allowed to "hug" dreadnoughts.
We need an unnyufex pic asap!
You called?
who will break first?
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2010/07/27 01:03:53
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Unyuufex has been around for aaaaaages on 1d4chan.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/27 04:39:32
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Maverick wrote:Unyuufex has been around for aaaaaages on 1d4chan.
Guardsman - "Awe its so cute"
Unyuufex - beep-peep-boop-
Guardsman - "Come here little fell- ARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!"
Unyuufex - Nom nom nom
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/27 07:48:13
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Well, personally, if I saw it coming towards me in a battle, my reaction would be something like this --
"Omgwtfbbq is that shizze??!?"
"It looks like a carnifex with a miss-shaped airbed for a head that's high on hash or summin'."
"wtf kill it nao!"
*squishes me*
"epic ow"
*boom*
everyone suicide-dies and the unnyufex gets reproduced again by the hive mind.
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2010/07/27 09:33:43
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
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Play catch with a vortex granede.
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Did you know? Every sunday from 12 to 5 pm you can get a carvery for £6.95 at the pudding and pye.
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2010/07/27 10:39:07
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Water-Caste Negotiator
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play hide and seek with a tau stealthsuit
have a piggyback on a chaos marine (with there spikes on)
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2010/07/27 19:03:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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is there a weeaboofex?
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/27 19:19:46
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Blood-Raging Khorne Berserker
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Play with da Ork Boys in a Face Eater Squig Compitition and Awww you brought your cute lobster bib mommy gave you from Sizzler....
Punch a power fist armed Space Marine in the arm and say "Slug Bug" the next time you see a Nid.
Slap a Commissar on the azz after one of his units take an objective and say "Thats the way you do it!"
Attempt to sell WD-40 to your local Necrons.
Turn an Ork into a used car salesman in your local town...
Have an all Slaanesh toga party at the Commisars 50th birthday party.
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Chaos rules you all drool! Blood for the Blood God!
10,000 pts Black Legion
2,000 pts Traitor Catchian Guard (1067th).
8,000 point Sam Hain Eldar.
2,000 pts Squat Biker Force.
1,500 Orc Hoard (painting for a friend).
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2010/07/27 20:52:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Maverick wrote:is there a weeaboofex?
I don't think so. I'm pretty sure there is a lolifex. Automatically Appended Next Post: rogersss wrote:
Give a piggyback to a slaanesh marine.
fix'd.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/27 21:18:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Yeah, there's a lolifex. xD
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/08/05 15:15:46
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Kelne
Lost
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Maverick wrote:bob the heretic wrote:Come on guys we are missing the big part...
Imagine if you could play the WH40k board game there. Imagine if you come there and ask to buy a chaos marine codex. Next second you know is that the worker is pointing a bolt pistol at your face.
What, so in the WH40K universe, GW employees are all commissars and Inquisitors?
I think all GW guys would be on the run, by how many people play zenos and chaos.
 
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DEATH89 wrote:TyraelVladinhurst wrote:DEATH89 wrote:Ask a follower of Slaanesh if they're "looking for a good time"
did that... it was fun ^.^
HERESY!!
Already done that, bad luck.
Well I took it back because I'm no Inquisitor and everybody expects me, also
roll on good slannesh times. 
P,S,
linky
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_2HAuhOIOb6s/R8skWyuV1uI/AAAAAAAACiw/7g-Rt89vkWU/40k+Inquisition+02.jpg
I have seen Monty Python and I have always loved the quote but, I never understood that motivator till now.
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2010/08/06 18:08:30
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Wait a second, If (theoretically) I commited heresy and knew that I was doing so, would I still not expect the inquisition?
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/08/06 19:31:05
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Adolescent Youth on Ultramar
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Call an Ultramarine, 'Smurf' to his face, he may be blue but he still has guns
Paint a SoB Blue and call her Ventris' Long Lost Wife
Ask anyone in the Ecclesiarchy to perform the 'Smurf Wedding' as they will assume you are talking about Xenos
Suggest the Happy Couple take their honeymoon on a world controlled by Slaanesh
Hire Creed to arrange security for the wedding, A titan will appear when the cake is cut...
Ask Tzeentch to plan the wedding, getting into the church will require you to be a Grandmaster at chess..
Ask any followers of Slaanesh to be bridesmaids, they will show up the bride
Attempt to give Uriel the birds and the bees talk
Tie cans onto the back of a Land Raider
Ask if either of the newlyweds know how to have sex
Post a list of 'Thou shall nots' based around a hypothetical smurf wedding
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2010/08/06 22:39:51
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Wait a second, If (theoretically) I commited heresy and knew that I was doing so, would I still not expect the inquisition?
NO-ONE expects the Spanish inquisition. Not even heretics.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/08/09 00:13:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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I was just talking about the inquisition-inquisition, because the spanish inquisition is kinda obvious
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/08/09 16:06:31
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Mozzyfuzzy wrote:I was just talking about the inquisition-inquisition, because the spanish inquisition is kinda obvious
But do you suspect the Witch Hunters?
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2010/08/09 16:19:58
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
Alexandria, VA
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Do not steal a Jetbike to see if you can do "Donuts" on it.
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N' Yeah, even though I walks froo' da Shader of da Valley of Death
I ain't fraid a' no umies': Cuz youze is wif me;
Yer Dakka and yer Chop, they's pretty good
Youze gots a Kan in front o' me when da' umies' iz mucking about;
Youze paint me ead' wif oil;
Me gubbinz overfloweth with Dakka, and me wotzits runneth over with Chop.
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1500 Points of Tau Molesters 100% painted
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2010/08/09 17:13:21
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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But do you suspect the Witch Hunters?
Depends witch (get it?) kind of heresy I'm commiting today.
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/08/09 18:44:41
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Mozzyfuzzy wrote:
But do you suspect the Witch Hunters?
Depends witch (get it?) kind of heresy I'm commiting today.
(I got it)
Unfortunately for you, you're wrong! Heresy is heresy, it just comes in different ways. Now, I've been distracting you with this conversation this whole time, and as we speak, Grey Knight Terminators have teleported into your house. Burn, heretic, burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Skulls for the Skull Thr-I mean, for the Emperor! *ahem* yes, erm..hmmm.. *runs*
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