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Never never NEVER never ever call a Lord Commissar a "bully" when he yells at you to get back in line.

Let's see, in the Imperium...ah, breathe.


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And NEVER, NEVER, EVER say the words, "As long as you don't roll a '1'."

Be in 40k cause you're pretty much screwed depending on it's Slannesh or not LITERALLY!

shas'o vera wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

Munch Munch! wrote:LEEEEROOOY JJJENKIIINSS!!!

Don't EVER say this.

It will result in Marbo appearing in your immediate vicinity and preceding to.. oh, ow! What's he doing-- now that HAD to hurt! Poor Munch Munch..

*grabs the nearest sound system and starts playing the MGS theme tune*

Munch? MUNCH? MMUUNNCCHH????

PS - hello fellow tau player vera ;p

^ wut

haha, lol!

*PELVIC THRUSTS TO CLEAR OFF-TOPICNESS*

Go to Ultramar and tell Calgar "blue is such a Girly Colour"

*Pelvic thrusts to restore off topicness*

Go to Cadia, for any reason, what so ever.

*chases Pelvic Thrusters with a gun with a chainsaw bayonet on it to return the thread to said topic.*

Call your wife/girlfriend (who know 40k) a deamonette or a worshipper of Khorne during there "week"

*Pelvic thrusts thread back off topic* your silly chainsaw bayonet can not hurt our Force Thrust weapons.

No but this can

Never try to ride a food grox

What the hell's a grox?


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Commisar Wolfie wrote:Call a sister of battle a worshipper of Khorne during there "week"

fixed.

Space_Potato wrote:Okay, what if we compromise?

Don't thrust your pelvis into a plasma reactor.
Don't thrust your pelvis at a slaaneshi follower.
Don't thrust your pelvis at a SoB.
Don't thrust your pelvis down the barrell of a battlecannon.
Don't thrust your pelvis at the Hive Mind.
Don't thrust your pelvis at an ork.
Don't thrust your pelvis at anyone.
Don't thrust your pelvis.

S_P

Actually #6 is fine couldn't hit you anyways.....
That and pelvic thrusts physicically ruptures the brain of the target So ANYWAYS...........................
Dont celebrate mardi gras with the emperors childre
AND UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES LET THEM FIND BEADS!!!
SERIOUSLY DON"T YOU DON"T WANNA" FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS....... *don't make me mommy i promise i won't do it again*shudder*shudder*

Munch Munch! wrote:What the hell's a grox?

Pretty sure it's a grimdark buffalo.

Use rough riders because the models all look like damn mongorians!

Jihadnik wrote:Use rough riders because the models all look like damn mongorians!

Bestest episode ever.

"GAWD DAMN MONGOLIANS! QUIT BREAKIN' DOWN MAH SCHITY WALL!"

I loved that episode! I didn't find it as funny as the one where Cartman is a superhero or "Whale Whores" though. Still, it's really funny.

South Park is way toooooo crude, watch something with a bit more class.

And while i'm here-tell someone that what they watch sucks.

Wait... You mean I can't be 21 and laugh at pointless vulgarity and poop jokes anymore?

...Where did the time go...



I like South Park because it intentionally tries to offend the people in society with sticks up their arses. I think it's a good thing.

I also like it, because despite all the vulgarity, it ironically gives great moral lessons. Also, because of what metalliafan said.

Never Deploy 50 Eldar Gaurdians on one game table because they can attach heavy weapon platforms. The 5 Star cannons dont make it worth while.

Never Deploy 3 Reapers at the edge of your firing line and expect your opponent to ignore them.

Never Fly your Jetbikes straight at a block of Necron warriors that just teleported through their monolith.

Never say to an Inquistior " I had saw this hawt chick with purple skin in this bar last night! man she was totally smokin......no really she was actually smoking"

Never slap a Space Marine with the back of your hand, it provokes their kill rage.

Pet your dog, while armed with a power fist.

Petting the dog of the guy from next door who gives you dodgy looks while armed with a powerfist is acceptable, however.

Volunteer to be the first to test fire the IG's new fully automatic Plasma Assault Weapon.

try and do a deamonette

Never let a Disco Marine power thrust your face

Never give anyone a *Power Hug*

Never give anyone a hug. Or any other embrace or sign of affection, joy, friendship, love, care, empathy or anything else along those lines.

Unless you're a carnifex. They're allowed to "hug" dreadnoughts.

(( I never said south Park was bad, I do enjoy it, but I much prefer comedy with a bit more subtlety))

Tell the inquisition that the Gestapo were much worse

Suspect the Inquisition. Because NOBODY suspects the Inquisition.