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2010/07/21 01:22:15
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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hahaha. True dat.
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 Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/21 01:52:54
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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insideprawn wrote:
Never make an Adeptus Moderati need to use this.
Win! Were did you get that picture!
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/07/21 03:27:19
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
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Flush the golden throne.
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2010/07/21 03:28:35
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Marrak wrote:Flush the golden throne.
Add: While the emperor is still on it. xD
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/21 05:42:15
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Munch Munch! wrote:Expose yourself to a Dark Eldar/Slaaneshi whatever.
This happened to me one time........me and the lady had a great night 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/21 07:47:32
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Thou shalt not refer to the Adepta Sororitas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of their "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/21 09:05:52
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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shas'o vera wrote:Thou shalt not refer to the Adepta Sororitas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of their "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
Can I refer to them as the "nuns with guns"?
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/21 10:20:39
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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Munch Munch! wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Thou shalt not refer to the Adepta Sororitas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of their "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
Old classic that one.
Can I refer to them as the "nuns with guns"?
Nuns with fully automatic guns yes.
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On. 
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
 "THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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2010/07/21 10:34:18
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Eternally-Stimulated Slaanesh Dreadnought
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Thou shalt not refer to the Sisters of Battle as Fembots....
yeah baby!
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2010/07/21 11:18:04
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
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play snap with keeper of secerets
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Did you know? Every sunday from 12 to 5 pm you can get a carvery for £6.95 at the pudding and pye.
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2010/07/21 12:07:51
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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play chess with Magnus....
Play hide and go seek with alpherius, corax, and konrad
drink with russ or johnson for that matter
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/21 12:09:08
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2010/07/21 14:33:50
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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TyraelVladinhurst wrote:p
Play hide and go seek with alpherius, corax, and konrad and MARBO
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Brb learning to play.
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2010/07/21 14:35:21
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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alpherius and konrad would win.... marbo does not stand a chance
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"Those that Dare impersonate the dead are judged to join their ranks!"- Alucard
6970 points of Preheresy Night Lords 7681 points Preheresy thousand sons 8230 points Preheresy Iron Warriors 3230 points Preheresy Death Guard 4940 points preheresy Dark Angels 4888 points preheresy Iron Hands 2030 points preheresy Blood Angels 2280 points preheresy space wolfs 1065 points preheresy white scars 3210 points preheresy sons of Horus 1660 points Grey Knights 628 points Sister of Battle 2960 points adeptus mechanicus 18650 points Titanicus legio Nex Caput capitis 5566 points Imperial Guard 5875 points Preheresy Emperor's Children 3735 points Preheresy World Eaters 1710 points Preheresy Word Bearers 2090 points preheresy Imperial Fists 1570 points preheresy Alpha Legion 4600 points necrons 1420 points prehersy Raven Guard 960 points prehersy Salamanders 6334 points Tau Empire 20942 points tyranids 8722 points eldar 3125 points dark eldar 10745 points Bearers of the Light 1415 points Preheresy Luna Wolves 8508 points Chaos
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2010/07/21 16:01:58
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
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or hide and seek with death leaper
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Did you know? Every sunday from 12 to 5 pm you can get a carvery for £6.95 at the pudding and pye.
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2010/07/21 16:04:30
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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that is a good one
Challenge angron to a fight
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"Those that Dare impersonate the dead are judged to join their ranks!"- Alucard
6970 points of Preheresy Night Lords 7681 points Preheresy thousand sons 8230 points Preheresy Iron Warriors 3230 points Preheresy Death Guard 4940 points preheresy Dark Angels 4888 points preheresy Iron Hands 2030 points preheresy Blood Angels 2280 points preheresy space wolfs 1065 points preheresy white scars 3210 points preheresy sons of Horus 1660 points Grey Knights 628 points Sister of Battle 2960 points adeptus mechanicus 18650 points Titanicus legio Nex Caput capitis 5566 points Imperial Guard 5875 points Preheresy Emperor's Children 3735 points Preheresy World Eaters 1710 points Preheresy Word Bearers 2090 points preheresy Imperial Fists 1570 points preheresy Alpha Legion 4600 points necrons 1420 points prehersy Raven Guard 960 points prehersy Salamanders 6334 points Tau Empire 20942 points tyranids 8722 points eldar 3125 points dark eldar 10745 points Bearers of the Light 1415 points Preheresy Luna Wolves 8508 points Chaos
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2010/07/21 16:17:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Invite the doom of malan'tai to a psycher conference.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/21 16:19:47
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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shas'o vera wrote:Thou shalt not refer to the Adepta Sororitas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of their "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
Munch Munch! wrote:shas'o vera wrote:Thou shalt not refer to the Adepta Sororitas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of their "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
Can I refer to them as the "nuns with guns"?
Thou shalt not transit images of scantily clad sisters through the astropath.
Thou shalt not use smoke grenades to aid your sneaking into the sisters barracks.
Wait a minute ...
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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2010/07/21 16:23:32
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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The inquisitor shall not use his powers to install cameras in the sister convent's shower facilties.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/21 16:25:17
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Showers? Nah - it's all too grimdark for that..
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2010/07/21 16:37:12
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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They wash in the open air. 
jk
Thou shalt not put a “purge me” sign on the back of the Chaplain’s armour.
Thou shalt not hope for mud wrestling during a Wych/Sister battle.
Playing naughty movies in your Power armour’s auto senses is not sanctioned by the Adeptus Astartes.
Thou shalt not teleport into the Sister’s showering facilities.
Thou shalt not taunt our revered Dreadnought brethren by tapping on their window and saying “anyone in there?”
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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2010/07/21 16:46:59
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Mwahawr, here you go. I'd be surprised if it hasn't already been posted, but oh well. If you haven't seen it, well here's a way to waste 30-45 minutes of your life! ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
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2010/07/21 20:15:41
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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I don't get why everyone says "don't do this" or "don't do that" to the Sisters........it should be the complete opposite!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/21 20:35:00
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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My God Emperor that was slow ... 
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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2010/07/21 21:12:37
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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2010/07/21 21:42:23
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Face Palm while wearing a Power Fist/Lightening Claws.(Picture a Space Marine when you get the mental image)
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
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2010/07/21 22:07:47
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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dont pelvic thrust while being leroy jenkins.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/21 22:10:11
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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LEEEEROOOY JJJENKIIINSS!!!
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2010/07/21 22:21:46
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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2010/07/21 22:41:21
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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*grabs the nearest sound system and starts playing the MGS theme tune*
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2010/07/21 22:51:44
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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Sarcasm going unappreciated is bloody annoying.
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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