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2009/07/19 09:44:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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Thing not to do; Taunt the SPESS PUPPEHZ, their bite is defiantly worse than their bark.
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2009/07/19 10:38:25
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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And thier fleas are definitely worse than thier bite.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/07/19 13:32:05
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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Thats why the Emperor invented Flea collars.
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2009/07/19 19:55:59
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Canada
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Tell a SW that he is the emperor's lapdog. 
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2009/07/19 22:05:25
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Brainy Zoanthrope
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ahahaha
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2009/07/19 22:37:55
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Calculating Commissar
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Ruin a mural of the Emperor by painting a Moustache or a set of Male Genitals on His face.
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2009/07/20 13:15:22
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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BrotherStynier wrote:This is what I think of you biscuit (Crush)
What's with all the Wolf hate lately?
Dakka has seemed slow, though everything seems kinda slow right now to me. I'm rather tired this week, not getting alot of sleep.
SAME
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/07/20 16:18:47
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Canada
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Sorry person person.We wouldn;t actually do this. I have a great deal of respect for my fellow pups. But this thread is what not to do in the 40k universe. No one would atually do this lest they get thier head ripped off.Sorry if you got pissed off.
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2009/07/21 04:02:03
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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I was actually refering to the I'm tired and everything seems slow part of that statement and didn't notice there was a descent sized 5th page. 
You shouldn't do that in 40k either.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/07/25 07:01:22
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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use the firing tubes of an exorcist as a impromptu bogs before firing!!
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Look into your corrupted heart heretic and try to find forgiveness. For the one thing that shall save your soul is the flame of the Emporers gaze  |
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2009/07/25 07:58:01
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Squint...Seriously, squiniting is GUARANTEED to get you in deep S*£@
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/25 17:37:22
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Slaanesh Veteran Marine with Tentacles
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Get an 8 pointed star tattooed on, wel, anywhere.
Talk about Hoursus as though he was your roommate in college.
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2009/07/26 03:55:28
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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let down Doomriders tyres
taunt the machine spirit of a land raider
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Look into your corrupted heart heretic and try to find forgiveness. For the one thing that shall save your soul is the flame of the Emporers gaze |
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2009/07/26 18:38:05
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Canada
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Give money to a SOB and ask for Blow...
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2009/07/27 01:26:36
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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deadratman wrote:Give money to a SOB and ask for Blow...
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/07/27 02:01:19
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
In the depths of a house in minnesota
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Yell at a librarian or psyker
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If you walk a mile in another mans shoes you will be a mile away from him and you will have his shoes.
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2009/07/28 02:14:17
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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use Roboute Guillimans stasis tube to keep your field rations fresh
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Look into your corrupted heart heretic and try to find forgiveness. For the one thing that shall save your soul is the flame of the Emporers gaze |
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2009/07/28 05:31:22
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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MMMmmm, smurf flavoured beef jerkey
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/07/28 17:25:13
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Attempt to take down a Blood Angels company armed with a sharpened stick bottle of water and cries of
"take this foul beasts of darkness i am the mighty vampire hunter"
try to clamp Bjorn the fell handed and give hima parking ticket for not moving his damn vehicle
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Look into your corrupted heart heretic and try to find forgiveness. For the one thing that shall save your soul is the flame of the Emporers gaze |
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2009/07/28 22:42:50
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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That 1st has been tried funnily enough. lol, somepuritan inquisitor tried it against the Flesh Tearers (sucessor chapter)
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/29 20:12:04
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Armored Iron Breaker
Lookin' fur daemons ta' fight!
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1. Say that the primarchs are overrated. Especially Sanguinius.
2. Ask a Khorne Berserker is he wants to go to therapy
3. Ask a SoB out to dinner...and attempt to get a BJ(excuse the filth)
4. Point and stare at an Eldar
5. Look at a tyranid and say,"What they hell is that?" before trying to kill it.
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2009/07/29 22:36:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Invite a Dark Eldar to your birthday party.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/29 22:39:47
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Nasty Nob
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Yeah, but what about if he brings his slave-girls with him?
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"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks 
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms |
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2009/07/29 22:53:04
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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barlio wrote:Yeah, but what about if he brings his slave-girls with him?
He could still be lying, never invite creepy people.
Thats why you invite Daemonettes. 
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/07/29 23:36:39
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Wing Commander
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Post on warseer.
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Abadabadoobaddon wrote:Phoenix wrote:Well I don't think the battle company would do much to bolster the ranks of my eldar army  so no.
Nonsense. The Battle Company box is perfect for filling out your ranks of aspect warriors with a large contingent from the Screaming Baldies shrine.
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2009/07/30 07:32:10
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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barlio wrote:Yeah, but what about if he brings his slave-girls with him?
Dark Eldar and Birthday Parties.
1) Will insist on cutting the cake, cut it unevenly, and will give himself the biggest slice.
2) Will take the game of "Murder in the Dark" a little too literally.
3) Will help himself to YOUR birthday presents.
4) Those slave-girls he brought with him? a) They're not for you or b) You aren't entirely sure whether they're girls...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/30 14:34:41
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Nasty Nob
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Ok I understand now. I won't send an invite then.
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"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms |
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2009/07/30 17:56:32
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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Good choice.
Don't worry, I'm sure there are still hookers in 40k.
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2009/07/30 19:40:42
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Nasty Nob
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Yeah, but what if it is a SoB in disguise, or even worse a feminine Slaneesh Overlord in drag?
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"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms |
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2009/08/09 17:15:52
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Bounding Assault Marine
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Ask a salamander for a light
Go camping on Armageddon
Point out to Yarrick that the name of his baneblade was asking for trouble
Offer kibbles 'b bits to spacewolves
Ask SoB what exactly they used to do as 'brides of the emperor'
Challenge a dark eldar to a scavenger hunt
Nudge the emperor over to 'try' the golden throne
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Gwar: "Of course 99.999% of players don't even realise this, and even I am not THAT much of an ass to call on it (unless the guy was a total dick or a Scientologist, but that's just me)"
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