Things not to do in the 40k universe

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**Tyras**

Answer a Dark Eldar's advert on Craigslist40K.

**Emperors Faithful**

The Dragon wrote:
Point out to Yarrick that the name of his baneblade was asking for trouble

lol

Play chess with a farseer. (GA-REN-TEED to drive you insane)
Play chess with Tzeench. (GA-REN-TEED to spend 3.5 years cackling madly and grinning, then pull off a move that's checkmate on turn ONE.)

**MarkoftheRings**

Play hide and seek with Karandras

**deadratman**

Ask an aspiring sorceror if he could perform magic tricks at your kid's birthday; as for the DE at the birthday party, never ask if he could cut the cake.

**WarhammerTabletop**

1. Ask a commissar were to get the cool hats
2. Ask a slanesh demon out on a date
3. Ask a ork whos da boss
4. Go on a "abandoned" space hulk.
5. Tell a Sob to give you a happy ending.

**Vindicator#9**

Tell an ork he has bad aim. Tease Ahriman with magic tricks. Poke a plaguebearer. Moon a slaanesh anything. Mock Kharn. Call Abaddon, Abaddona. Sucker punch a commisar.

**InquisitorBob**

Join the army, cause you're gonna get killed.

Not join the army, cause you're gonna get killed, iwhout a chance to defend yourself.

**MarineFist**

Park your rhino in Calgars parking spot

**hawkeye**

Get promoted to Sergeant of the Devastator Squad.

**MarineFist**

Slash Kor'Sarro khans tires
Replace Kantors Power Fist with a novelty hand
Ask Tigurius if he knows whats going to happen next, then slap him
Put a "kick me" sign on a terminators back and see if he can get it off (which i doubt he could)
Ask Vulkan where he got that lovely cloak, "is it from topshop?"

**Vulkan77**

Hand Papa Nurgle some disenfectant
Try to persaude Khorne using Feng Shui that the skulls would be better away from his throne.

**Thelaugher**

Unplug the Golden Throne.

**Emperors Faithful**

Thelaugher wrote:Unplug the Golden Throne.

No that's okay, but if you want to avoid electrocution, make sure you turn off the switch first.

**Shelegelah**

Put the Emperor's body on wires like a marionette and have it dance robotically to fast-beat techno tunes.

That'll piss somebody off for sure.

**Dark Lord Seanron**

Agree with Decius of the Pre-Heresy Death Guard that his opinion on the colour of Orkoid blood is Red... IT'S GREEN GODDAMIT!!!

**lord of the ghosts**

let a sob go in a csm rhino

**gunner762**

Play chicken with a Tank of any race... well eldar are okay

Play chicken with... any walker

play chicken against... a space marine

play chicken with... an avatar

grab at a sob butt

star at a sob, avatar, anybody

**Ediin**

Be Sly Marbo's enemy.
Ask Sly Marbo for an autograph.
Buy flowers to a sob from the order of the bloody rose.
Paint the inside of Calgar's termie armour with superglue.
Destroy a machine in front of a Techpriest.
Scream 'Cripplefight!!!' when Cassius is fighting an Ork with Cybork body.

**halonachos**

Put glue in a commissars hat when he has it off.
Use duck tape to stop the water caste.
Ask Fabius Bile where he got his PhD from.
Do not use windows Vista to run a necron army.

**penut the butter**

Ask a Fire warrior if anyone cares about the greater good.

**DeathTyrant**

Nailz94 wrote:Ejaculate into a warp gate.

I was eating a chocolate muffin and drinking milk when I read that. You owe me a new keyboard.

You git.

**Vulkan77**

Try to play pin the tail on the Carnifex

**penut the butter**

Actually win in "pin the tail on the carnifex
@Death Tyrant: What is a git?

**person person**

Git is an Ork word usually preceded by "stoopid"

(on topic) Play tag with World Eaters.

**nyyman**

Ask Fabius Bile to give you some medicines.
Get caught by Dark Eldars or Emperors Children.
Actually, get caught by anything that is not on your side.
Paint your Space Marine Power Armour into black, add spikes and go in front of your mates (as Space Marine).
Ask Kharn to give you a piece of ham.
Ask "Can I get a new plasma gun, my old one exploded" from Techmarine/Techpriest.
Press the forbidden button in a Looted Wagon.

**Imperial**

Ask a kroot if they think tau tastes nice
Ask Kharn the betrayer if he wants to join a peace rally
Pimp out an ork wagon aganist the mek's orders
do an impression of a commissar when he's looking at you

**Shadowbrand**

Never accept candy from Shadowbrand or any EC EVER!!!!!!!!

**penut the butter**

Ask where a Noise Marine's stash of coke is.
Go on a date with with a Dark Eldar.

**Commisar Wolfie**

dance naked on a rhino
install stripper poles into a land raider then invite sob into it

**Vulkan77**

Play truth or dare with anything Slaaneshi
Attempt to give a 'stealer a manicure