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2009/08/30 01:28:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Turn your back on a slaaneshi anything
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2009/09/03 02:53:45
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Get it on with slaanesh.
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2009/09/03 02:57:17
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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replace the propellent in the artillery shells with sugar.
try on the kasarkin's helmet
try out the kasarkin's gun
get drunk in a leman russ with a commissar.
Anything having to do with an over caffeinated twitchy commissar.
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 Kroissen 31st 2000pts
"What the hell do you mean we're out of Ammo"
Every Commander's worst nightmare
"If the voices stop talking to me, how will I know I'm insane"
Best friend. |
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2009/09/03 03:06:19
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Tell an Inquisitor that your a cultist.
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2009/09/03 03:27:04
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Ask a SW if he'll be your dog at the race track.
hide kegs in your leman russ when a delicate battle is upcoming
ask the Sob if she'll stylize your hair
Ask for a transfer to a trench battle against nids
Try to play a hand portable video game in front of a commissar.
Run around the camp with the commissars hat/coat on
Ask tzeench if you can borrow a book from his library
Make fun of a terminator's big head
Take a medal away from an ogryn
Play eldar and shout taste the rainbow
tell a broadside he doesn't have enough firepower
tell a hive tyrant he's inadequate.
Make a list like this instead of doing your homework.
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Kroissen 31st 2000pts
"What the hell do you mean we're out of Ammo"
Every Commander's worst nightmare
"If the voices stop talking to me, how will I know I'm insane"
Best friend. |
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2009/09/03 04:07:53
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Khorne Rhino Driver with Destroyer
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You're all wrong. The #1 thing you must never do in the 40k universe is exist. If you do, you're doomed.
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"We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!"
-Ghazghkull Thraka
"KILL! MAIM! BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN!"
-Kharn the Betrayer
"Well that was unexpected..."
-Last words of Chaos Warmaster Varan the Undefeatable
"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty!"
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2009/09/03 09:32:37
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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penut the butter wrote:Turn your back on a slaaneshi anything
Cos if you do...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/09/03 13:28:08
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Flashy Flashgitz
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Fence with a death-cult assasin.
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2009/09/03 14:18:32
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator
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Try to keep a Daemonette as a pet. 
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Former moderator 40kOnline
Lanchester's square law - please obey in list building!
Illumini: "And thank you for not finishing your post with a "" I'm sorry, but after 7200 's that has to be the most annoying sign-off ever."
Armies: Eldar, Necrons, Blood Angels, Grey Knights; World Eaters (30k); Bloodbound; Cryx, Circle, Cyriss |
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2009/09/03 14:22:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Play hide and seek with Creed
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Look into your corrupted heart heretic and try to find forgiveness. For the one thing that shall save your soul is the flame of the Emporers gaze  |
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2009/09/03 18:31:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Try to make Marbo be sociable
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Kroissen 31st 2000pts
"What the hell do you mean we're out of Ammo"
Every Commander's worst nightmare
"If the voices stop talking to me, how will I know I'm insane"
Best friend. |
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2009/09/03 20:03:09
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Tell Ortan Cassius that your pet named Ripper IS a ripper
Get 5 hippies and start protesting in front of Ortan Cassius' house and shout "All the Tyranids want is to be loved! Stop the massacre!"
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2009/09/04 22:18:06
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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You start singing "The Dread,the Dread, the Dread is on fire!" when you see a dreadnought explode.
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2009/09/04 22:26:44
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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wuestenfux wrote:Try to keep a Daemonette as a pet.
Cos if you DO 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/09/04 22:27:34
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/09/04 22:29:31
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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LOL!
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2009/09/05 03:43:04
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lurking Gaunt
In the digesting pools being turned into a nutrient-rich broth... (Buffalo, NY)
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Rangerrob wrote:Ask the cute girl with the third purple arm to dance....
You may not like the offspring...errr outcome.
(Got to be an old schooler to understand this one.)
Why not ask her to dance. She and her "cute" little sister with the big head and hypnotic eyes may want to take you back to their place and "initiate" you. Just don't ask what an ovipositor is... you'll find out soon enough... 
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 Infection @ Arak'Nius
Cult of the Great Sky Lord
 Trod-Gore and Da Burninators
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2009/09/05 07:19:07
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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A Lictor... BLOR!!! wrote:Rangerrob wrote:Ask the cute girl with the third purple arm to dance....
You may not like the offspring...errr outcome.
(Got to be an old schooler to understand this one.)
Why not ask her to dance. She and her "cute" little sister with the big head and hypnotic eyes may want to take you back to their place and "initiate" you. Just don't ask what an ovipositor is... you'll find out soon enough...
A Lictor... BLOR!!! wrote:Rangerrob wrote:Ask the cute girl with the third purple arm to dance....
You may not like the offspring...errr outcome.
(Got to be an old schooler to understand this one.)
Why not ask her to dance. She and her "cute" little sister with the big head and hypnotic eyes may want to take you back to their place and "initiate" you. Just don't ask what an ovipositor is... you'll find out soon enough...
Emperors Faithful wrote:wuestenfux wrote:Try to keep a Daemonette as a pet.
Cos if you DO
Emperors Faithful wrote:penut the butter wrote:Turn your back on a slaaneshi anything
Cos if you do...
 Isn't anyone getting the message? 
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/09/05 07:46:48
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator
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Get some Sisters of Battle as slaves.
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Former moderator 40kOnline
Lanchester's square law - please obey in list building!
Illumini: "And thank you for not finishing your post with a "" I'm sorry, but after 7200 's that has to be the most annoying sign-off ever."
Armies: Eldar, Necrons, Blood Angels, Grey Knights; World Eaters (30k); Bloodbound; Cryx, Circle, Cyriss |
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2009/09/05 08:17:30
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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wuestenfux wrote:Get some Sisters of Battle as slaves.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/09/05 09:06:27
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of the Malleus
San Francisco Bay, CA, Ancient Terra, Sol System
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Get into Politics (because the inquisition will kill you)
Don't get into politics (because the politicians will work you to death)
Play chess with CREEEEEEED!!! Even if you're a Lord of Change.
Talk to the Dark Angels about the Horus heresy.
Talk about the Horus heresy.
Talk to an Inquisitor.
Talk to an Imperial Governor.
Ask a Space Marine which chapter they're from
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2009/09/05 09:30:32
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Neophyte undergoing Ritual of Detestation
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Scribble X WOZ ERE in the dust on the back of an Ironclad !
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2009/09/05 19:38:31
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Emperors Faithful wrote:A Lictor... BLOR!!! wrote:Rangerrob wrote:Ask the cute girl with the third purple arm to dance....
You may not like the offspring...errr outcome.
(Got to be an old schooler to understand this one.)
Why not ask her to dance. She and her "cute" little sister with the big head and hypnotic eyes may want to take you back to their place and "initiate" you. Just don't ask what an ovipositor is... you'll find out soon enough...
A Lictor... BLOR!!! wrote:Rangerrob wrote:Ask the cute girl with the third purple arm to dance....
You may not like the offspring...errr outcome.
(Got to be an old schooler to understand this one.)
Why not ask her to dance. She and her "cute" little sister with the big head and hypnotic eyes may want to take you back to their place and "initiate" you. Just don't ask what an ovipositor is... you'll find out soon enough...
Emperors Faithful wrote:wuestenfux wrote:Try to keep a Daemonette as a pet.
Cos if you DO
Emperors Faithful wrote:penut the butter wrote:Turn your back on a slaaneshi anything
Cos if you do...
Isn't anyone getting the message?
Loud and clear! 
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2009/09/06 00:53:28
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Try to claim your hard by showing Lucius the Eternal your appendix scar
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Look into your corrupted heart heretic and try to find forgiveness. For the one thing that shall save your soul is the flame of the Emporers gaze |
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2009/09/06 02:37:10
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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stick your hand in one of khorns skulls and use your hand to make it talk
claim Cain won't make it out of a situation
question creed or his tactics
ask to try on Yarriks power klaw
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Kroissen 31st 2000pts
"What the hell do you mean we're out of Ammo"
Every Commander's worst nightmare
"If the voices stop talking to me, how will I know I'm insane"
Best friend. |
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2009/09/06 02:42:47
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Use purity seals as toilet paper.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/09/06 23:03:37
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Tell a chaplain that his prayers will go unanwsered
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2009/09/06 23:07:18
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Nigel Stillman
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Play hide and go seek with Marbo?
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2009/09/07 01:35:47
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Or a Lictor?
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6000 points IG, Leviathins 8th company, (store regiment) 60% painted 
4500 points Empire 80-90% painted!
2500 Ogres 2% painted
WIP Biker Battle Company 95% painted
2500 Points Isstavan Drop site massacre Iron Hands (still waiting for dat codex) 
I managed to play a 1750 point game with minimal proxieing on the first day DE came out.  go me!
The Gutterballers, a relatively successfull BloodBowl team
Oh, and Howard's Faildar 
4000 points Adeptus Titanicus  |
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2009/09/07 12:12:31
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Get in the Middle of Hide and Go Seek when Marbo and WaffleLictor are playing.
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail.
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
Download The Unofficial FAQs by Gwar! here! (Dark Eldar Draft FAQ v1.0 released 04/Nov/2010! Download it before the Pandas eat it all!) |
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2009/09/07 12:15:53
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator
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Shooting some pictures from Chaos Daemons.
Toying with the idea to merry a Sister of Battle.
Chosing an Inquisitor as godfather.
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Former moderator 40kOnline
Lanchester's square law - please obey in list building!
Illumini: "And thank you for not finishing your post with a "" I'm sorry, but after 7200 's that has to be the most annoying sign-off ever."
Armies: Eldar, Necrons, Blood Angels, Grey Knights; World Eaters (30k); Bloodbound; Cryx, Circle, Cyriss |
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1000+pts, 
1000+ pts
Black Templars with GK allies WIP 
Chaos Daemons: 2220 points, under construction. 
