Things not to do in the 40k universe

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**nyyman**

Kill Lucius the Eternal and feel pity for him

**The Revelator**

Do something high-five worthy in the presence of Ferrus Manus.

**penut the butter**

Ask Ferrus Mannus why he wants his soldiers to be emos.

**Tsurugi**

Dont try to reason with a commisar, hes just a litle plastic man, people would think you were crazy

Dont try to reason with a commisar, even if he were real, people would think you were crazy

Dont tell a sister of battle that her sister is better in bed.

Dont give Calgar a reason to give you a pat on the back.

Dont assume Creed isnt watching you.

Dont introduce dark eldar to The Sims 3.

Dont introduce the Emperors children to 4chan.

Dont try to put a gag fart balloon on the emperors throne.

Dont try to put a gag fart balloon on the throne of skulls.

Dont forget to put a gag fart ballon on Slaneesh's throne if you did either of the other two.

Dont throw Russ a bone.

Dont write ""X" was here" on Gazghuls back.

Dont play "spin the bottle" with daemonettes

Dont tell racist jokes around slamanders

Dont pick on grots with your railguns.

Dont cut your steak with a buzzaw.

Dont cut your steak with a sharpened snotling.

Dont forget to wipe your feet before you enter the Black library.

Dont make a personal nemesis of someone who replaced his arm by a huge metal claw caus he lost his normal one.

Dont make a personal nemesis of someone who replaced his arm by a huge metal claw caus he thought it was cool.

Dont tell a black templar about the black and white space marine on the black and white bike.

**jab4962**

Challenge a Space Wolf to a drinking contest.

Arm wrestle Yarrick. (sp?)

Yelling to Celestine, "TAKE YOUR TOP OFF!"

Challenge a Haemonculus to a pinching contest.

**penut the butter**

Give a sob a hundred bucks and say you wanna go in the rhino?
Piss of EF.

**The Angry Commissar**

taunt a dreadnaught.

tell creed to take off his power sword since its not in his wargear.

tell a commissar his hat is crooked.

pretend for one moment that sly marbo ISNT right behind you.

**penut the butter**

Tell sly marbo that you could out-sneak him

**The Angry Commissar**

challenge sly marbo to a lictor hunt

**Deathbot**

Attempt to use "Raid" on Tyranids.

Bring a flyswatter to a battle against Tyranids.

**Gwar!**

Flip the Bird to a Leman Russ Demolish... Hey Where'd that Titan Come from??

..

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

**Deathbot**

Point out to Ahriman that he's spent 10,000 years failing to get into a library guarded by clowns.

**Shadowbrand**

Jump Creed with Chosen, WHERE IS YOUR TACTICAL GENIUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Gwar!**

Shadowbrand wrote:Jump Creed with Chosen, WHERE IS YOUR TACTICAL GENIUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That Creed you jumped? It was a Baneblade.

**Emperors Faithful**

Deathbot wrote:Point out to Ahriman that he's spent 10,000 years failing to get into a library guarded by clowns.

LOL. Ask the Troupe Master "Why so serious, son?"

**Try Again Bragg**

smack creed across the face. A titan will come out of kell's mouth and stomp on you

hum the batman theme around astartes

grab the foot of an assault marine as he takes off

**Sgt. Salt**

Crack Twilight jokes in front of the Blood Angels.

Sell Lucius some powdered sugar.

Get Marbo drunk.

Drive/pilot any AV 10, Open-topped vehicle.

**penut the butter**

Fart as a commishinner bends to tie his shoes.

**Shaman**

get out of bed.

**penut the butter**

Trick yourself into thinking that it will be a wonderful day.
Tell a space marine to do a better job protecting mankind.
Tell Abbadon that you would have destroyed the Imperium the during the first black crusade.

**elegost**

ask a demon prince of khorn directions...

ask a carnifex directions...

ask a CSM lord directions...

ask and eldar farseer directions...

heck... ask anybody directions...

Elegost

**penut the butter**

Tell the custodes that the emperor is dead.

Automatically Appended Next Post:
Oh crap. Now EF and his inquisation are gonna kill me!

**sniperjolly**

Erm... the Emperor isn't dead...YET! *unplug throne*

**kennyalhavg**

power fist high five

**Admiral Galveron Tiberius**

Play Chicken With a Korne Berzerker.

Arm wrestle with Yarrick.

Say to Marneus that that his terminator armor makes him look fat.

And don't EVER assume that you killed that necron on the floor over there......(Brass hum in back ground...)AAAAGGG!!!

**Emperors Faithful**

@Penut: We're coming for you...(get the toast ready!)

Don't ever, EVER say "We'll it could be worse."

*Cue Hive Fleet/Ork Rok/Planet Killer etc*

**starbomber109**

Get charged....unless your a space wolf.

**Ketara**

Try Again Bragg wrote:smack creed across the face. A titan will come out of kell's mouth and stomp on you

That wasn't Creed. It was Abbadon the Despoiler.

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Owain**

Ask the Emperor if you can have a sip of his Pskyer Soul Shake.

Ask Moriar the Chosen for a high five.

Play chess with Eldrad.

Try to chat up a Daemonette.

Keep Nurglings as pets.

Ask the Big Mek to fix your computer.

Paint yer trukk anyfin' but RED.

**nyyman**

Ask a new plasma gun from Techmarine after exploding 5 of them.
Also, don't wanna be noob but where does all this CREEEEEEEEED things come from?