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Made in gb
Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime







nyyman wrote:Also, don't wanna be noob but where does all this CREEEEEEEEED things come from?
If you don't know, count yourself lucky.

Cannot... Unsee...

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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Gwar! wrote:
nyyman wrote:Also, don't wanna be noob but where does all this CREEEEEEEEED things come from?
If you don't know, count yourself lucky.

Cannot... Unsee...


In the IG rulebook it gives Uruksar Creed the special rule 'tactical genius'. In simple terms, this rule allows you to give the scout rule to any single unit on your side. (Note, it doesn't say that it must be an IG unit.) So theoretically, Creed could be able to outflank a baneblade, or even a Warlord Titan into the side of the enemy. This has lead to much credo (although well deserved) about Creeds ability to outflank and pull things off that would seem impossible (like outflanking with whole planets, or infilitrating a boltgun in someones boltgun), with his enemies shouting in frustration CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in gb
Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime







Emperors Faithful wrote:with his enemies shouting in frustration CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Which in turn is an Homage to the greatest, sexiest and most manly man ever to have graced the manliness of manhood, registering a 34 on the Chuck Norris Manliness Scale (Which has an upper limit is 10), William Shatner:


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Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

...LOL (did you see the last bit?)

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

Tell your commander that you quit.
Ask an Etheral what does sitting behind a desk and saying "For The Greater Good" acomplish anything.

   
Made in ca
Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader





In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!!
Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
 
   
Made in gb
Conniving Informer






Sneak into an SM chapter base and go Termie-tipping!

Say "oh, there's no way that pig can take down a battle-cruiser in low orbit"

Besides, the guys get a chance to let their FABULOUS! side out. - Fafnir, regarding male howling banshees 
   
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Turn the switch to 'OFF' on an Imperial Battlecruiser.

Play pin-the-tail-on-the-squiggoth.

Play pin-the-tail-on-the-slaanesh fiend.

Play pin-the-tail-on-anything or anyone from 40k.

Play chicken with a landraider.

When advancing, do NOT 'pull-the-finger' to that jerk Warlord Titan that forgot to put it's indicator on.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

Trick out a land raider.
Call in sick.
Build a shop.
Tell a soldier that you'll see him tommorow.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Tell a commisar that his plan is plain ol' suicide.

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Made in ba
Boom! Leman Russ Commander







creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
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tank behind door


Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.

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Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

Cool picture!
Enter a Sister of Battle into a wet T-shirt contest.

   
Made in ca
Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader





In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada

LOL

DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!!
Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

Unbplug the Golden Throne so you can use the plug for the new plasma sreen tv.



Automatically Appended Next Post:
Fart while in the presense of a commisar.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/09/29 04:02:06


   
Made in es
Stalwart Tribune





La Coruna, Spain

try to whisper a Defiler.

steal an espiritual Eldar stone.

say "I'm da stompiest!" in front of a bigger ork.

wake up some Necrons from their tombs.

jump into a disformity warp.

stay behind an Assault Space Marine when he jumps.

be in the 41st millenium
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

Ask to see a Chaos Space Marine's ticket after he boards a ship.
Tell a soldier that there is a thread on dakka dakka that people use to make fun of them.
Buy a peice of art and place it in your cousin's house on Armeggedon.

   
Made in us
Hellacious Havoc




OC FTW

Lord of battles wrote:LOL


"LOL"

Oh and post-count farm too.

 
   
Made in gb
Bloodtracker




I dread to think...

Live. That's a certain ticket to hell in the 40k universe.

95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Click on the Daemons. NOW.

 
   
Made in us
Ferocious Blood Claw




Buffalo

Sneeze in front of an Inquisitor.

All Orks is equal, but some Orks are more equal dan uvvas. 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

Talk about the theory of the emperor's death in front of an Inquisitor.

   
Made in gb
Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime







Talk in front/behind/within 7 kloms of an Inquisitor.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/09/30 22:09:23


Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
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Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

I am oggldy boggled at your post count.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Grab a flamer and run through a meth lab.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/01 02:57:03


   
Made in ca
Committed Chaos Cult Marine





Vancouver

I wouldn't do that in real life either.

Dont press "dat button" on a looted wagon.


95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!







 
   
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

person person wrote:Dont press "dat button".


Fixed it for ya!

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in au
Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch







Dont:

Put tongue in on your first date with the Daemonette

Thread flowers thorugh your hair, paint your armour pink, and skip thourgh the middle of a cities-of-death battle

Stare at the orks. They dont like it.

Spray "Librarian TigTig Waz Here" on the side of Abbadon's battle barge.

Key-scratch the comissar's Chimera.

Use a myconetic spore as a urinal.

Ask a Space Marine how his children are.

Write "Fragile: Handle with care" on the side of a Stompa.

Descide to write a childrens picture book dedicated to the education of children on the evils of chaos.

Write a childrens book featuring Slaanesh.

Stand on the back of a Sisters of battle rino and Play a song by the band "Burn the Priest"

Ask an inquisitor on a date.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Wear Denim around a Genestealer

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When you call an intimate moment with your partner "the Assault Phase"

Is that followed by a pile-in move?

That brings a whole new meaning to the term "Hit and Run"

Can that be following a deep strike, or do you have to wait until the next round? 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

Buy cat-nip for a ripper.

   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

Buy cat-nip for a ripper.

   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

Buy cat-nip for a ripper.

   
Made in ca
Committed Chaos Cult Marine





Vancouver

Too many posts...


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Don't use thunder hammers grots and SM bikes for a game of polo

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/05 03:50:05



95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!







 
   
Made in us
Adolescent Youth with Potential




N.Y.

Go for a walk in the woods on Catcha. (not a clue if this is right)

try to domesticate a Catchan devil.

milk a grox on the wrong side.

"Smite now the scions of the Witch!
Grant us the strength to pierce their unclean flesh!
To cover their fields with the pale form of the blasphemous dead!
To drown the thunder of guns with the shriek of their dying!
To lay waste to their citadels with hurricanes of fire!
To wring the hearts of their kin with unavailing grief!
To send them into the waste of their desolate land in rags and hunger, broken in spirit, worn with travail and begging for the refuge of the grave.
We ask it, in the spirit of wrath, O Master of Mankind!"

 
   
Made in gb
Elite Tyranid Warrior






Ask Nurgle if he's a carrier...

"I hope they can fight without their commmander because he's lost his head."
Alatair, Vindicare Assassin of the Blood Dragons.

Emperors Faithful wrote:Assassin: One shot is all it takes...
Slaneesh: Bow chika wow wow!


 
   
 
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