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2009/10/06 16:22:22
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Adolescent Youth with Potential
N.Y.
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Use a:
Power sword
Power Axe
Power fist
Relic Blade
Nemesis force weapon
or the commissar's new sword
as a tooth pick.
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 "Smite now the scions of the Witch!
Grant us the strength to pierce their unclean flesh!
To cover their fields with the pale form of the blasphemous dead!
To drown the thunder of guns with the shriek of their dying!
To lay waste to their citadels with hurricanes of fire!
To wring the hearts of their kin with unavailing grief!
To send them into the waste of their desolate land in rags and hunger, broken in spirit, worn with travail and begging for the refuge of the grave.
We ask it, in the spirit of wrath, O Master of Mankind!"
 
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2009/10/06 16:26:14
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Kabalite Conscript
Harrison, AR
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Watch a game of chess played by either two of the following: Creed/Eldrad/Tzeench
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2009/10/06 16:31:20
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Caelun Niveus wrote:Watch a game of chess played by either two of the following: Creed/Eldrad/Tzeench
Tzeentch: Hmm... great, my elaborate tactics and thinking 973,535,279,373,254 moves ahead proved quite useful. Only two turns left to my overwhelming vict- wait, wha- WHAT IS THAT QUEEN DOING HERE!
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2009/10/06 16:50:07
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
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"I hope they can fight without their commmander because he's lost his head."
Alatair, Vindicare Assassin of the Blood Dragons.
Emperors Faithful wrote:Assassin: One shot is all it takes...
Slaneesh: Bow chika wow wow!
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2009/10/08 15:24:48
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fresh-Faced Inquisitorial Acolyte
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Calling a Salamanders SM a '[ see forum posting rules]'
(sorry if this casues any offence to anyone)
Edit:
Well that worked great
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/08 15:25:58
Curses! Just when you've finally managed to bring the whole world under your evil influence some pathetic little Inquisitor goes whining off to the Adeptus Terra about rogue psykers and daemonic possession. I mean, do I look possessed? Well, do I? DO I???
"Shall I advance Daisy?" - Marius Leitdorf, Mad Count of Averland
My enemy’s enemy is a problem for later: In the meantime, they might be useful.
Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.
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2009/10/08 19:11:53
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Ultramargerita bar
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Even without looking at the forum rules I can estimate what the word is...
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2009/10/08 21:26:31
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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Thou shall not call a force sword a "light saber"
Thou shall not call a Dreadnought "gramps"
When a Sister of Battle is in the Red Rage, thou shall not refuse to give away your chocolate rations.
A Tau Shield Drone is not a skate board.
Thou shall not use a bug zapper during a Tyranid invasion.
Thou shall not ride a Carnifix like a mechanical bull. Or any Tyranid for that matter.
Thou shall not offer to buy something from an Ork.
Thou shall not play Thriller near Plaguebringers.
Thou shall not quote Terminator around Necrons.
Thou shall not take the Titan out for a "spin"
Thou shall not use the Rhino to "pick up chicks"
Thou shall not call a Daemonette a "tramp" regardless of how true it is.
You are not the will of the Emperor, get back to the front line.
Edit:
Put that down, you don't know where it's been.
Thou shall not use a melta to roast marshmallows.
I don't care what it looks like, thou shall not comment on a Tau's forehead.
You do not expect the Imperial Inquisition
Thou shall not use a chainsword to cut your dinner.
Thou shall not offer a Emperor's Children a hand.
A Bolter duck-taped to a Flammer is not a combi-weapon.
Thou shall not fart while in the presence of the God-Emperor
Though shall use servo skulls as Halloween decorations.
Once more!:
Thou shall not use a lasgun as a flashlight, lazer sight, lighter, meal warmer, ect ect. Guardsmen need a weapon too.
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2009/10/08 22:06:32
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Ultramargerita bar
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LOL to all.
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2009/10/08 22:23:15
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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Phone up an Ork Warboss and ask to speak to his gretchin master!
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"Innocence Proves Nothing... Except That You've Done Nothing Wrong"
Welcome to the Daemonhunters, the ranks of the exalted Ordo Malleus and their cannon fod....er, I mean, loyal allies. Remember...the only ones who need fear the righteous might of the Ordo Malleus are the Daemonic.
quote: Dashofpepper: ...sad rivulet of demon prince tears. He ponders for a moment, then lashes the demon hunters into him. He assaults them, kills a terminator or two....and then demon hunters being demon hunters....they proceed to wtfpwn him. Second player leaves the table... |
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2009/10/11 21:41:47
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Ultramargerita bar
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Forget to pay your taxes
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2009/10/14 14:30:53
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Play a guitar with gauntlets of Utramar's powerfield turned on. 
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 Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2009/10/14 22:16:16
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Ultramargerita bar
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Engage in light conversation with an Inquisitor
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2009/10/15 04:26:33
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Play spot the heretic......
and point at an inquisitor.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/15 04:26:50
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/10/15 21:23:02
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Ultramargerita bar
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Tell an Inquisitor that Chaos Space Marines are misunderstood and just want to be loved
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2009/10/15 22:01:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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person person wrote:Play spot the heretic......
and point at an inquisitor.
penut the butter wrote:Tell an Inquisitor that Chaos Space Marines are misunderstood and just want to be loved
LOL
You know what, Eisenhorn? That Abaddon bloke ain't half bad. Sure, he's killed millions. But I just reckon e's 'aving a bad hundred millenia...
Back on topic, asking Kharn if you can stroke his pwetty hair hanging from his helm...
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"And what are the achievements of your fragile Imperium? It is a corpse rotting slowly from within while maggots writhe in its belly. It was built with the toil of heroes and giants, and now it is inhabited by frightened weaklings to whom the glories of those times are half-forgotten legends." |
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2009/10/15 22:10:29
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lord of the Fleet
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Join the Guard.
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2009/10/15 22:22:39
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Freaky Flayed One
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Try to justify or create female space marines...
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"That's how I roll:  "
 Necron fo' life! |
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2009/10/15 22:47:31
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Nimble Pistolier
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Tea bag the emperor while he is helpless.
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2009/10/17 07:20:50
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Ultramargerita bar
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Travel forward in time to the 40k universe and actually attempt everything mentioned in this forum.
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2009/10/16 08:31:04
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Try to appease the Tyranids with cookies.
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DQ:90S++G+M++B++I+Pw40k04+D++++A++/areWD-R+++T(M)DM+
2800pts Dark Angels
2000pts Adeptus Mechanicus
1850pts Imperial Guard
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2009/10/16 13:52:50
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Member of the Malleus
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 "I am the hammer,
i am the right hand of my emperor,
the instrument of his will,
the tip of his spear, the edge of his sword" |
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2009/10/16 21:44:00
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lord of the Fleet
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Destroyer wrote:Try to justify or create female space marines...
Damn... I'm already done for then... LOL
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2009/10/17 00:26:19
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Be a penal legionnaire and scratch at your explosive collar
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2009/10/17 02:04:04
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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Ask were all the emperors poop goes
Tell the commissar that he ain't so tough
If your IG talk like a Ork boy (this will case panic because the think there going to be attacked by a ork boy.)
Possibly the WORST THING to do
You have two girlfriends, a slannesh daemon and a Sob and arrive at your house at the same time.
Lol who would win?
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2009/10/17 02:09:45
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Power-Hungry Cultist of Tzeentch
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WarhammerTabletop wrote:Possibly the WORST THING to do
You have two girlfriends, a slannesh daemon and a Sob and arrive at your house at the same time.
Lol who would win?
Definatley not you....hope you keep those painkillers handy
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Satan and Santa are separated by one letter shift... 
Fanatic of   and a defender of 
A proud pure  player
summary of a army: bolters bolters bolters bolters.... |
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2009/10/17 02:11:01
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Ultramargerita bar
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Make a Sister of Battle your girlfriend and then break up with her
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2009/10/17 02:14:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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ChristmasMarine wrote:WarhammerTabletop wrote:Possibly the WORST THING to do
You have two girlfriends, a slannesh daemon and a Sob and arrive at your house at the same time.
Lol who would win?
Definatley not you....hope you keep those painkillers handy
Well if I open up my painkillers a baneblade will come out
well here it goes "opens pills"
Oh no not a titan
CCCRRREEEEEEDD!
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2009/10/17 02:17:15
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Ultramargerita bar
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CREEEEEDDDNESS TO THE MAX!
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2009/10/17 02:24:56
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Power-Hungry Cultist of Tzeentch
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WarhammerTabletop wrote:Well if I open up my painkillers a baneblade will come out
well here it goes "opens pills"
Oh no not a titan
CCCRRREEEEEEDD!
"and the enemies of mankind shalt despair, for Creed hath revealed his ultimate bathroom cleaner"
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Satan and Santa are separated by one letter shift...
Fanatic of and a defender of
A proud pure player
summary of a army: bolters bolters bolters bolters.... |
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2009/10/17 02:31:01
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL Automatically Appended Next Post: BaronIveagh wrote:Join the Guard.
Or any force actually
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