Things not to do in the 40k universe

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**malitov**

Don't wear Thousand Sons armor while attempting to deliver Russ' birthday cake to the Fang.

**WarhammerTabletop**

A thing to do on 40k though is become creeds tiatn put speakers all over it and scream CCCCRREEEEDDD!!! when you apear.

**Bascilica**

Eat a cooked lobster infront of a Tyranid Carnafex.

**Owain**

Unless you're the chapter master. Then it just adds to the fun.

**The Acolyte**

Sit on the golden throne!

**penut the butter**

Try to obtain free cable.

**sniperjolly**

person person wrote:Too many posts...

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Don't use thunder hammers grots and SM bikes for a game of polo

What do you mean? That would be awesome!

TV tropes gives the following on "everything trying to kill you"

A Platform Hell game will often take this trope to ludicrous places for comedy. See also Malevolent Architecture. If the entire planet is like this, it's the dreaded Death World. If the entire universe is like this, you're fethed(link to 40K page)

+1 to living. I think the custodes must have the best life in the entire galaxy though, living for 10,000 years and being the gratest warriors and kickass polititions without being in major danger sounds good. Anything else.... Dead. =( In fact, everything=dead, mortality sucks.

**Tonytiger89**

Tea-bag St. Celestine
Asking Urskar Creed why he's such a fat tw*t
Tell a Grey Knight that Horus made a good point
Buy a time share on Armageddon
Be Born

**Emperors Faithful**

Tonytiger89 wrote:Tea-bag St. Celestine

... >_<

**Caelun Niveus**

Annoy anything of equal or greater mass.

Startle anything period on a death world.

Empty your bladder on anything remotely "holy" to any given faction.

Give an Ork chocolates and flowers for Valentines Day(?)

**Gwar!**

Caelun Niveus wrote:Give an Ork chocolates and flowers for Valentines Day(?)

If dey woz splody i dont fink dey wood min' too much!

**Chaos303**

Do not attemept to ingest the Maledictum
Do not commit suicide near a Dark Eldar
Do not wave a sammich in front of a Khorne Berzerker
Do not cough, sneeze, or show any sign of illness around an Inquisitor
Do NOT, under and circumstances, attenpt to kick a terminator in the balls. If the blood loss doesn't kill you, the terminator will.
Do not complain to a Slaanesh Sorceror that Lash is OP.

**penut the butter**

Disagree with your superior.

**qlmaX5**

[irony]try to make a funny WH40K joke on a forum when you've hardly been a part of the community for an hour[/irony]

"Accidentally" wander into a secluded Ork encampment.

**penut the butter**

Buy something valuble/expensive and place it on Armeggeddon or Cadia(or anywhere for that matter)

**person person**

Watch the Saw movies

With DE.

**kuro_khan**

Welcome qlmaX5!

DE:
Don't offer to wash Asdrubael Vect's Dias of Destruction.
Don't watch the movie 101 Dalmations in front of Kruella the Vile.
Don't challenge a Callidus Assassin, Marbo, a Lictor and the Decapitator to a game of hide & seek.
Don't drink anything a Haemonculus offers you.
Don't volunteer to feed the Talos.
Don't attend a Mandrake's birthday party.

Tau:
Don't make fun of the Space Pope in front of other Tau.
Don't walk around with barbeque sauce near Kroot.
RAID does not work on Vespids.
Don't tell Shadowsun that O'Shovah isn't such a bad guy.

Necrons:
Don't be a non-Necron near Necrons.

Daemonhunters:
If you're a Black Templar, don't be spouting all your anti-psyker nonsense around a squad of GK Terminators.
Don't steal a GK's Nemesis Force Weapon, it won't work for you.
Don't acknowledge the existence of Daemonhosts in front of a non-radical Inquisitor.

**shas'o vera**

challange o'shovah to a sword fight
challange the tau to a game of clay pigeons
challange the kroot to an eating contest

**penut the butter**

Eat a burger in front of a kroot/tyranid

**Gorechild**

Don't introduce Creed to playing 40K.
Nobody else would ever win a tourney

**The Acolyte**

Ask an Ork to give you a lift!

**penut the butter**

Disscuss the possibility of a corrupt Imperium within 50 km of an Inquisitor.

**IvanTih**

Gorechild wrote:Don't introduce Creed to playing 40K.
Nobody else would ever win a tourney

Yeah

**IyandenWarhost**

Try to act heroic by standing in front of a tank and trying to stop it.

Replace Bolter ammo with Crayons.

Ask an inquisitor for a raise.

**penut the butter**

IyandenWarhost wrote:
Replace Bolter ammo with Crayons.

How about confetti?

**kuro_khan**

Don't try to dip a Carnifex in melted butter and attack it with a nutcracker.

In Tyranid space, you don't eat Carnifex; Carnifex EATS YOU!

**penut the butter**

Ha!

**CadianXV**

Challenge Creed to outflank Marbo....

**Callum**

Don't prevoke Eldar.
Don't name the Emperor a communist.
Don't join the Imperial Guard Infantry (You will likely die in your first battle.)
Don't call Ultramarines, Smurfs or Ultrasmurfs to or near an Ultramarine.
"Buy a time share on Armageddon" I lol'd.

**Owain**

kuro_khan wrote:Don't try to dip a Carnifex in melted butter and attack it with a nutcracker.

In Tyranid space, you don't eat Carnifex; Carnifex EATS YOU!

In Tyranid space, you don't harvest plants; plants harvest YOU!