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Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

You convince yourself that everything will be alright.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Convince yourself that everything will be alright.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/24 19:29:22


   
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Squishy Oil Squig




go to the warp and try to make friends with all the gods including gork and mork.

give crack to a orgrin.

smoke weed with a CSM

say f*** off to an eldar

have a one night stand with an eldar

piss on a tech marine

have a baby a nurgling

try to tell untra marines are full of sh** and move into nid space.

play pool with a korn demon

and take pics of the dark angles being naughty and post it on the SPACE web XD

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/24 19:56:36


Love for all those people that know what i am thinking.. OMG SIXES 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

Pretend nids are pokemon and say that you "gotta catch 'em all"

   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

@penut: ...I lol'ed

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Dark Angels Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries




Dublin, Ireland

Let a Word Bearer into your home ( jehovah witness in space)

Say yes when a Word Bearer asks " Can I have a moment of your time sir"


There is no innocence, only degree's of guilt
Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

Speak of soap within 5 km of a plague marine.
Come into contact with plague marine/plague bearer.

   
Made in us
Death-Dealing Devastator





Omnis Arcanum

Become Creed's wife (even if your a man)
Outflank Creed
Try to say Catachan infront of catachan

Be a in a vostrroyan family and be first born


Flashman wrote:Think Wahammer Tabletop won the thread.


 
   
Made in ca
Committed Chaos Cult Marine





Vancouver

Ask for a breathmint from a Plaugebearer.

Cause you'll get a turkish one.


95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!







 
   
Made in au
Stabbin' Skarboy





Melbourne

Tounge kiss a lictor

MeanGreenStompa wrote:
penek wrote:wtf is wrong with GW ???

It's being run by people with short term vision and enough greed to extinguish a sun.

Perhaps they're the C'tan.
 
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

alexwars1 wrote:Tounge kiss a lictor


Or worse, tounge kiss an SoB.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

Or even worse,tongue kiss an SoB and tell her she needs a breath mint.

   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Or tell her she need practice.
Or tell her it reminds you of tounge kissing a lictor.

In fact, there's not a lot you can say to get you out of this situatuion...

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

Oh my ing god! LOL!

   
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime







Emperors Faithful wrote:Or tell her she need practice.
Or tell her it reminds you of tounge kissing a lictor.

In fact, there's not a lot you can say to get you out of this situatuion...
"I'm actually Saint Celestine in disguise"

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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Dumb thing to say. That SoB you just tounge-kissed?
That WAS St. Celestine.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

LOL


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Forget to throw a birthday party for an Inquisitor.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/25 20:08:37


   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Throw a birthday party for an inquisitor.

'Cos then he'll ask you how you knew when it was his birthday...

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

QFT.I've always said to my gaming buddies that an Inquisitor is like a bad girlfriend.They are impossible to please.

   
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Waaagh! Warbiker





Not sure about you but i wouldn't ever think that inqustiors get married cos it be the most terrrible marrge everey i mean can you imagine going to one of them "how was your day honey" and in reply they say the tonch there last wife/husband for being nosey

Plus it's fairly credible that a GW marketing campaign for their biggest release would fit on one side of A4 - Flashman  
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

I can't make heads or tails of what you mean.

   
Made in gb
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






Inboud...

I think he meant: I'm not sure about you, but I wouldn't think that Inquisitors ever get married, because it would be the most terrible marriage ever. Can you imagine saying to one of them, "How was your day honey?" and in reply they said "Torched my last husband/wife for being nosy".

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Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

Oh I see.

   
Made in us
Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine




Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left

Tau are not compensation for something.
Yelling "Zerg rush kekeke!" during a 'nid invasion is only funny the first time
You shall not ask the Psyker for lotto numbers.
The baneblade is not for personal use.
Grots are not to be used in poker games.
All dark elder artifacts are to be handled with thick rubber gloves. I need not explain why.



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Bonespitta's Badmoons 1441 pts.  
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

be open-minded

   
Made in ca
Committed Chaos Cult Marine





Vancouver

Crap on a dead looking necron.


95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!







 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

Make a dead-looking necron into a car engine.

   
Made in ca
Committed Chaos Cult Marine





Vancouver

Graffiti a dead looking monolith.


95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!







 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

Use a dead-looking scarab as a paper-weight

   
Made in ca
Committed Chaos Cult Marine





Vancouver

Use a dead looking Monolith as a paper weight.


95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!







 
   
Made in ca
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller




Ultramargerita bar

LOL.
Use a dead-looking necron hand as a back scratcher.

   
 
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