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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/24 19:27:50
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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You convince yourself that everything will be alright. Automatically Appended Next Post: Convince yourself that everything will be alright.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/24 19:29:22
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/24 19:54:28
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Squishy Oil Squig
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go to the warp and try to make friends with all the gods including gork and mork.
give crack to a orgrin.
smoke weed with a CSM
say f*** off to an eldar
have a one night stand with an eldar
piss on a tech marine
have a baby a nurgling
try to tell untra marines are full of sh** and move into nid space.
play pool with a korn demon
and take pics of the dark angles being naughty and post it on the SPACE web XD
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Love for all those people that know what i am thinking.. OMG SIXES |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/24 19:59:52
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Pretend nids are pokemon and say that you "gotta catch 'em all"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/24 21:25:10
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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@penut: ...I lol'ed
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/24 23:03:10
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Dark Angels Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
Dublin, Ireland
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Let a Word Bearer into your home ( jehovah witness in space)
Say yes when a Word Bearer asks " Can I have a moment of your time sir"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/01 13:31:23
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Speak of soap within 5 km of a plague marine.
Come into contact with plague marine/plague bearer.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/25 03:43:25
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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Become Creed's wife (even if your a man)
Outflank Creed
Try to say Catachan infront of catachan
Be a in a vostrroyan family and be first born
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/25 08:22:43
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Ask for a breathmint from a Plaugebearer.
Cause you'll get a turkish one.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/25 08:39:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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Tounge kiss a lictor
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:penek wrote:wtf is wrong with GW ???
It's being run by people with short term vision and enough greed to extinguish a sun.
Perhaps they're the C'tan. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/25 10:18:33
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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alexwars1 wrote:Tounge kiss a lictor
Or worse, tounge kiss an SoB.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/25 18:14:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Or even worse,tongue kiss an SoB and tell her she needs a breath mint.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/25 19:52:57
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Or tell her she need practice.
Or tell her it reminds you of tounge kissing a lictor.
In fact, there's not a lot you can say to get you out of this situatuion...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/25 19:56:50
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Oh my  ing god! LOL!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/25 19:57:46
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Or tell her she need practice.
Or tell her it reminds you of tounge kissing a lictor.
In fact, there's not a lot you can say to get you out of this situatuion...
"I'm actually Saint Celestine in disguise"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/25 19:59:43
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Dumb thing to say. That SoB you just tounge-kissed?
That WAS St. Celestine.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/25 20:03:03
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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LOL Automatically Appended Next Post: Forget to throw a birthday party for an Inquisitor.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/25 20:12:51
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Throw a birthday party for an inquisitor.
'Cos then he'll ask you how you knew when it was his birthday...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/25 20:32:51
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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QFT.I've always said to my gaming buddies that an Inquisitor is like a bad girlfriend.They are impossible to please.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/25 21:25:09
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Waaagh! Warbiker
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Not sure about you but i wouldn't ever think that inqustiors get married cos it be the most terrrible marrge everey i mean can you imagine going to one of them "how was your day honey" and in reply they say the tonch there last wife/husband for being nosey
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Plus it's fairly credible that a GW marketing campaign for their biggest release would fit on one side of A4 - Flashman |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/25 22:31:06
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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I can't make heads or tails of what you mean.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/25 23:01:34
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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I think he meant: I'm not sure about you, but I wouldn't think that Inquisitors ever get married, because it would be the most terrible marriage ever. Can you imagine saying to one of them, "How was your day honey?" and in reply they said "Torched my last husband/wife for being nosy".
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DR:90S+G+M++B++I+Pw40k00#-D+A++/mWD292R+T(M)DM+
FW Epic Bunker: £97,871.35. Overpriced at all?
Black Legion 8th Grand Company
Cadian XV Airborne "Flying Fifteens"
Order of the Ebon Chalice
Relictors 3rd Company |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/25 23:05:36
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Oh I see.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/26 01:00:17
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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Tau are not compensation for something.
Yelling "Zerg rush kekeke!" during a 'nid invasion is only funny the first time
You shall not ask the Psyker for lotto numbers.
The baneblade is not for personal use.
Grots are not to be used in poker games.
All dark elder artifacts are to be handled with thick rubber gloves. I need not explain why.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/26 01:53:55
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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be open-minded
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/26 01:57:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Crap on a dead looking necron.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/26 02:05:58
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Make a dead-looking necron into a car engine.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/26 02:07:48
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Graffiti a dead looking monolith.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/26 02:16:52
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Use a dead-looking scarab as a paper-weight
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/26 02:36:02
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Use a dead looking Monolith as a paper weight.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/26 03:03:53
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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LOL.
Use a dead-looking necron hand as a back scratcher.
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