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2009/10/26 05:40:15
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Emboldened Warlock
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- Charge a Monolith with only minimal infantry and light armor support
- Be captured alive by Dark Eldar
- Go to war with Dark Eldar WITHOUT an armored Chasity-belt
- Be a scout of any army(scouts, without exception, are always doomed in 40k)
- Charge a Tyranid Warrior. On a horse. With no body armor and nothing but a ceremonial dagger. And a pistol...that is holstered.
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2009/10/26 21:03:42
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Ultramargerita bar
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And is broken.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/27 01:44:50
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2009/10/27 00:02:17
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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penut the butter wrote:LOL.
Use a dead-looking necron hand as a back scratcher.
Surprise Ass-grab! 
Build a musuem that exhibit dead-looking necrons. Automatically Appended Next Post: Ronin-Sage wrote:
- Charge a Tyranid Warrior. On a horse. With no body armor and nothing but a ceremonial dagger. And a pistol...that is holstered.
It's been done.
Seriously.
Rough Riders FTW! 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/27 00:03:45
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/10/27 14:30:57
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Kabalite Conscript
Harrison, AR
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CadianXV wrote:Challenge Creed to outflank Marbo....
Let Creed outflank you WITH Sly Marbo
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2009/10/27 14:43:48
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
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Challenge Marneus Calgar to an arm wrestling match.
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"I hope they can fight without their commmander because he's lost his head."
Alatair, Vindicare Assassin of the Blood Dragons.
Emperors Faithful wrote:Assassin: One shot is all it takes...
Slaneesh: Bow chika wow wow!
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2009/10/27 21:45:00
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Long-Range Ultramarine Land Speeder Pilot
Dallas, TX
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Never play poker with Eldrad Uthran.
That guy is a jerk.
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Ultramarines Second Company - ~4000 points
Dark Eldar WIP - ~800 points
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2009/10/28 01:09:58
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Ultramargerita bar
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Tell a commissar that you misplaced your lasgun.
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2009/10/28 03:00:13
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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penut the butter wrote:LOL.
Use a dead-looking necron hand as a back scratcher.
Tell the Necron what you were using his hand for once he's alive again.
Go sailing for a week with EC, and DE.
Put Angron in a Math class.
Tell an opposing army that they're terrible shots...
When the army has Telion and a vindicare are in the same squad.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/10/28 03:14:47
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
Auckland, New Zealand
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wear Jeans while fighting Genestealers
could end up a bad battle story
there I was, fighting Genestealers by the dozen I was lucky to make it out by the skin of my teeth 
but grandpa I heard they stole your Jeans
Well Emprah dammit!!! 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/28 03:15:13
I wish my lawn was emo...
Then it would cut itself.
In the end, SoB are uppity female canines who enjoy their faith in the emperor so much, I'd say they themselves are no longer truly human. They've given up normal life in exchange to become bolter-bitches. |
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2009/10/28 22:06:28
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Torture Victim in the Bowels of the Rock
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LOL
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2009/10/30 00:12:51
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Cook tyranid remains.
Kroot OTOH...
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/10/31 09:22:41
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Cook Tyranid???
WTF are you people on?
All you need to do is mix it, throw it in with the Salad and serve it with the main course of Ripper Suasages...mmmm...that's good eatin'.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/11/04 10:01:08
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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dont forget to add some peppered ork with that ^^
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2009/11/05 09:20:04
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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Never ever point out to the traitor legions thaT even after 10,000 years, they have been completely unable to upgrade their armoury.
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:penek wrote:wtf is wrong with GW ???
It's being run by people with short term vision and enough greed to extinguish a sun.
Perhaps they're the C'tan.
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2009/11/05 14:43:17
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Grovelin' Grot Rigger
Cambridge, UK
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squiggoth tipping
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The most expedient way to avert crisis is always by the indiscriminate extinction of anything that stands in your way. |
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2009/11/05 15:30:38
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Turn a dead necron into an adult toy
"Honey I got you a little something"
(Giggle) "Tee hee thats so sweet, you know we should ... SWEET EMPEROR MY EYES"
Eat a cake from creed, that cake does not have a friendly stripper in there. Its a titan and its a man.
Actually eat any kind of pastry or food substance from creed, no other baker uses baneblade as an ingredient.
Or one from khorn, to much bone meal in it.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/11/05 15:30:59
 Kroissen 31st 2000pts
"What the hell do you mean we're out of Ammo"
Every Commander's worst nightmare
"If the voices stop talking to me, how will I know I'm insane"
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2009/11/06 02:48:51
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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1.Ask a Space Marine for a Sparring Match...even if you DO know Karate!
2.Visit the Emperor and Ask him his views on the Greater Good!
3.Slap a SOB on the ass
4.Walk up to a Guardsmen Recruiting office and call them F.A.G'S
5.Become one of Nurgles Minions
6.Attempt to Borrow a Tau Stealth Suit so that you may spy on the Sisters in their Quarters!...oh wait, Isn't that one of the Imperium commandments?
7.Attempt to "PET" Logan from the Space Wolves and call him a "good boy"
8.Shout out..."You Suck" when a high Ranking member of the inquisition walks by.
9.Bring War Hammer Models from Our World and Attempt to teach people how to play...While Using a non Guard or Marine army.
10.Taunt the Emperor about how he is dead and your still alive!
11.Ask a Bloody Angel Marine if they will be your best friend!
12.Wear a Tyranid costume
13.Go streaking through a Guardsmen Training Camp
14.Fight a Dark Angel
15.Hug an Ork and call it Grandma (Like you Mistaken if for your Grandmother)
16.Go anywhere Near the Dark Elder or the Necrons.
17.Join The Tau and Still plan to have Kids some day!
18.Give a Kroot a Handful of Birdseed
19.Ask someone what the emperors real name is
20.Try and Take a Squig as a Pet "Dog"
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2009/11/06 04:03:37
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Tell a Fire Warrior that your lasgun is better than his Pulse Rifle.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/11/06 04:28:37
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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Punch anyone with your bare fist...
Love
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2009/11/07 08:00:35
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Share food with Plague Bearers.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/11/07 09:44:11
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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ask that man in the black cap and black coat if he can cover for you while you make a run for it!
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2009/11/07 12:11:21
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Try to seduce a female commisar  or tell commisar to be more friendly with his soldiers behold Brighthammer 40k 
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 Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2009/11/08 09:10:08
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Add a Creed cheat in DOW.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/11/09 23:52:49
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
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Shake a rolled newspaper and say, "Bad dog" to a SW.
Play hide and seek with Creed you will not find him; you will find a reaver titan.
Use Sly Marbo's knife to make a nid sandwich.
Use a dead looking Necron arm to play fetch with a SW.
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2009/11/10 09:38:26
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Horrific Howling Banshee
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Play hide and seek with a Wraith
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Play hide and seek with a wraith
Zap a farseer with one of those electric pens
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Tell Asurmen that the cape he puts on his crotch looks ridiculous
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/11/10 10:23:51
 custom craftworld "Kuro-i" 1400pts
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2009/11/10 16:34:02
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Play "Who's got the biggest helmet" with any Eldar (True Eldar/Craftworlders)
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2009/11/11 16:01:08
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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call a dark eldar 'kinky'
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2009/11/11 20:02:19
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Be a Homer Simpson in 40k.
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2009/11/13 07:04:50
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Pile of Necron Spare Parts
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1. Give an Arco-Flagellant a hug.
2. Leaning your warscythe against your car when getting in.
3. Go scuba diving with an avatar.
4. Trying to get with a DE Beast Master.
5. Tell an Ork that Green ISN'T best.
6. Inquire about the wrong kind of "services" from a Sister Repentia Mistress.
7. Mistake a Gauss Pylon for the spinning ship ride at the amusement park.
8. Tea-bag a downed Necron.
9. A looted Basilisk.
10. Playing "Surfin' Bird" in your Rhino during a battle.
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2009/11/14 00:35:22
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Ask a Deff Dread for spare bitz
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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1500pt-first completed 40k army
2000pts- main army, my own army with its own colour scheme and fluff, heavily converted
