Things not to do in the 40k universe

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**Darth Bob**

1) Request Angron to attend anger-management.
2) Attempt to zerg-rush Nids.
3) Teach Orks English 101
4) Tell an SOB she's a hoe.
5) Call a Tau frail.
6) Yell badly-done Arnold Schwarzennegar quotes directed at a legion of Necrons.
7) Get a Swine-flu shot from anyone with the MoN.
8) And more important than anything, unequivically more important that any taboo, the one thing (if any) you should NEVER do in the 40k universe...DENY THE POWER OF THE RENDING PONY!!!!!!

**Ronin-Sage**

Not sure if it's been said, but:

- Ask a Mek Boy to help troubleshoot your computer
- Attend a Kroot weekend barbecue(that's not a hamburger...)
- Be part of a specialist team whose debriefing includes phrases like "remote research facility","lost contact with X hours ago", "search and rescue"
- Have a Nurgle worshipper for a roomate
-Have a Slaanesh cultist for a roomate

**extermikator**

Tell horror stories with the DE.

EX

**cadian512**

go into the warp and turn off your geller fields so that you can a better look at that "thingy"

**liquidjoshi**

Let the commissar catch you:
playing DoW- with a non Imerial race.
trying to tame a nid/ kroot
drawing/writing on the golden throne/ emperor
watching dawn of awesome, or any similar videos.
talking about why the "greater good" is good.

play hide and seek with the deciever/ wraiths/ teleporting eldar.

play cards/ board games/ DoW with tzeench/ the deciever.

Advise the Nightbringer on a new set of clothes.

Kick the "dead" metal skeletons.

Advise the Flayed ones on a new set of clothes.

Call space wolves "star puppies" or remind them that the IG named thier most common vehicle after thier primarch.

and finally...

Try to convert some khorne followers to the greater good.

**Hawkins**

Unplug the Golden Throne.
Give a carnafax a noogie.
Hide the Ben Gay from Yarrick.
Steal an orks chopper and slugger and not give it back till he counts to 10.
Put itching powder in the terrmie suits.
Bring a dust buster to Thousand sons battle.
Smack Horus in the back of the head and ask him 'what were you thinking?!'

Oh wait this is my to do list........

**Luke_Prowler**

Don't call the blood angels "emo" or "goth" (even though they are)
Don't feed the 'nids (they'll just follow you home)
Don't call the necrons "dem bones", "skeletor", or "Skull master"
You will laugh at the commissar's jokes.
Do not wield a power weapon or chainsword while using a power fist. You have to give the other guy some chance.
There is no such thing as space rats, and such notions are redicuGAAAAHHHHH *falls over with a glowing green dagger in rib cage*

**Vasarto**

Sing a Song From the year 20k to the emperor!

**The Acolyte**

Make love to a slanesh deamonette

**Vet Sergeant Travis**

Ask Mad Larkin what he sees through his scope whilst looking at a Plague Bearer.

Ask anyone from the dead world of Tanith if you can use some nalwood for a toilet seat.

Ask a plague marine to share a drink with you...

Write on the Emperors throne "I am a Heretic!"

Ask an Inquisitor about how he got on with that Daemonette on saturday.....

Tell an Ork you dont like the colour green.

Take a sightseeing trip through the Eye of Terror.

**Emperors Faithful**

The Acolyte wrote:Make love to a slanesh deamonette

In Soviet Warp, you no make love to deamonette. Deamonetter make love to YOU!

**IvanTih**

Share a room with one of the Shadowbrand's minions.

**Emperors Faithful**

@IvanTih: I believe the post above you still applies.

**IvanTih**

Emperors Faithful wrote:@IvanTih: I believe the post above you still applies.

Ok then this.Try to strap a melta to a bolter with the superglue.

**Emperors Faithful**

...hmmmm.

That could work.

**Arheiner**

Box anyone with a power fist
Think earmuffs will make you immune to damage from Noise Marines
Use a thunder hammer to open your piggy bank.

**kuro_khan**

Pick your nose while wearing an agonizer/lightning claw.
Believe that the Dark Eldar can't find you. They will find you... then the fun will begin
Try to reverse engineer Necron weaponry
Give a psychic Inquisitor a Crucible of Malediction to study

**person person**

Hire Doomrider as an ambulance driver.

**fludit**

"Now remember Johnny, if you run into a tyranid in the woods, just play dead. He'll walk right on by."

**Strudel110**

Attempt to shut down Necrons with ctrl+F4
Inquire Slaanesh about becoming a trap-marine
Become a peace activist
dual-wield plasmaguns nekkid

**Arheiner**

For the top one, alt-f4 or 1001001010 or whatever it is works though.

**person person**

Get hired to work in a Plasma gun/cannon/warhead making facility...

Then bring you Catachan Barking toad to work.

**kaun666**

1) Ever let another Imperial hear you argue as to whether the Empire of Man is a Fascism or an organized Socialism, because both are derogatory terms.

2) Ask as to why the Lemon Russ Battle Tank is based on an old WWII tank. 38 thousand years later and that's what we get?

**Ronin-Sage**

kaun666 wrote:1) Ever let another Imperial hear you argue as to whether the Empire of Man is a Fascism or an organized Socialism, because both are derogatory terms.

2) Ask as to why the Lemon Russ Battle Tank is based on an old WWII tank. 38 thousand years later and that's what we get?

Well technically, there's a LOT in 40k tech that doesn't add up, as far as progression(even when you take into consideration the countless periods of war and technical regression, methinks the [ground] warfare tech used by your average IG regiment could, if civilization stays its course, be achieved by the year 2400).

**Bad_Sheep37**

Head-Butt Ghazghkull Thraka and run away

**Luke_Prowler**

Bad_Sheep37 wrote:Head-Butt Ghazghkull Thraka and run away

To be fair, if you're going to head butt Thraka, running away would be your best bet.

**shrike**

start a spit wad fight with a space marine

**Munch Munch!**

Play patty-cake with Marneus Calgar
Ask what a Word Bearer means when he says "have you heard the word brother?"
Get outta bed.
Go to Catachan to make a salad. 'Cause on Catachan, you no eat salad, salad eat you!!!!1!!!!11111!

**kuro_khan**

Munch Munch! wrote:
Ask what a Word Bearer means when he says "have you heard the word brother?"

Do you or do you not know about the bird?

**person person**

Luke_Prowler's avatar. Nuff said.