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2009/11/26 19:28:21
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Give a magic tricks kit to a witch hunter.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Give a magic tricks kit to a witch hunter
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/11/26 19:32:31
metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2009/11/26 21:37:08
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Munch Munch! wrote:Play patty-cake with Marneus Calgar
Ask what a Word Bearer means when he says "have you heard the word brother?"
Get outta bed.
Go to Catachan to make a salad. 'Cause on Catachan, you no eat salad, salad eat you!!!!1!!!!11111!
kuro_khan wrote:Munch Munch! wrote:
Ask what a Word Bearer means when he says "have you heard the word brother?"
Do you or do you not know about the bird?
person person wrote:Luke_Prowler's avatar. Nuff said.
I loled.  Again and again and again.
Pull a rabbit out of your hat in the presence of a DeamonHunter.
"Sorceror! Deamon Summoning!!!" *BLAM*
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/12/09 01:01:23
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hellacious Havoc
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-try to market cleaning supplies to the Death Guard
-announce that you will run for emperor in the next election
-ask for some SM geneseed for your next science project
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 Necroshea wrote:You - You there, wolf heathen! I long for combat!
Wolf heathen - I accept your challenge, but only on my terms! 250% points for me!
You - Ha! You've activated my trap card! Allied army! Come forth to assist!
Friend - Sup
Wolf Heathen - An equal point match?! This is not acceptable! Tau friend! Form up on me!
And then some guy throws a manta at the table and promptly breaks it in half sending figures and terrain everywhere.
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2009/12/09 01:04:26
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Not carry a gun.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/12/09 01:21:45
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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Put peer-pressure on an Inquisitor.
Play spin the bottle with a Tyranid.
Drink-and-Drive with a Space Marine.
Get high with a Noise Marine.
And last, but not least.
Don't feth with Psykers.
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Some people play to win, some people play for fun. Me? I play to kill toy soldiers.
DR:90S++GMB++IPwh40k206#+D++A++/hWD350R+++T(S)DM+
WHFB, AoS, 40k, WM/H, Starship Troopers Miniatures, FoW
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2009/12/09 22:13:26
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Tell a commissar to relax.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2009/12/12 04:39:38
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Hungry Little Ripper
Wherever I want to be
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Try to negotiate with a bloodthirsty tyranid
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 Hive Fleet Karnage-2000p
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2009/12/12 05:56:34
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Poxed Plague Monk
The 11th circle of Hell
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Call the Emperor an old one
Offer to be the drinks server a Slaneesh/DE coctail party
Replace the commissars bolter with a toy version
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Once more down to the beach, dear friends, once more,
To drown our sorrows with our English beer!
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility;
But when the blast of alcohol blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger:
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood. |
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2009/12/12 07:42:24
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Regular Dakkanaut
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DerangdFlamingo wrote:Call the Emperor an old one
But he IS one!!
DerangdFlamingo wrote:Offer to be the drinks server a Slaneesh/DE coctail party
Imagine all the tip money you'd get, if you survived it!
DerangdFlamingo wrote:Replace the commissars bolter with a toy version
The commissar would still kill you with the toy.
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2009/12/12 08:05:14
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Take in the weird six-legged lizard like dog that was left on your front porch...
Heres a few christmas ones for ya: open a present given to you from Creed.
Tell a slaanesh worshipper that you're dreamig of a white christmas.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2009/12/12 11:56:15
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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Hmmm.. X-mas things not to do in 40K hey? sounds like fun
Don't open any present from the dark eldar... seriously..... just.... no.
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2009/12/12 15:12:27
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Kabalite Conscript
Harrison, AR
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Superscope wrote:Hmmm.. X-mas things not to do in 40K hey? sounds like fun
Informing your local Inquisitor that you seasonally worship the warp god known as Santa Claus.
Actuality, how would Santa be represented in 40k?
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2009/12/12 18:46:48
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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karne the betrayer maybe?
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2009/12/12 20:06:13
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Grandfather nurgle. Seriously, he loves every one, he's fat, he seems jolly and he's green(one of the christmas colours.).
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/12 21:33:57
metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2009/12/12 20:08:57
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Raging Ravener
Sealed in a box- in a state of flux
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Say that you will provide finger food for the tyranid christmas party.
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I--Pw40k06+D++A++/hWD300R++T(S)DM+
DerangdFlamingo wrote:Tau 1: Is that a black eye mate?
Tau 2: Yeah, i got lucky last night...
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2009/12/12 20:11:21
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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ginger_nid_dude wrote:Say that you will provide finger food for the tyranid christmas party.
using real fingers lol
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2009/12/12 20:12:23
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Make a pervert game in which your partner acts a SOB which has been seduced by Slannesh.
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 Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2009/12/12 20:18:40
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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ohhhh yeahhhhhh
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2009/12/12 20:42:30
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Bow chicka chicka wow wow chicka wow wow.
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2009/12/12 21:27:35
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
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-Black mail Dark Angels
-Remind the Space Wolves that Lion knocked out Russ with one punch.
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Shhh. My common sense is tingling!
-Deadpool
H.B.M.C. wrote:Then it ain't feature length. It's a very-special episode of Christmas in Macragge.
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2009/12/13 03:21:59
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Scouting Shadow Warrior
Somewhere Between here and the Warp
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Call a dreadnought an old geezer
make a voice impression of a CSM in front of an inquisitor
Ask the Tau, "What's so good about it?"
Tell an inquisitor that Horus wasn't that bad
Tell Cassius that the Tyranids aren't that bad
Attempt to outflank Creed
Use a plasma gun to power up your big screen TV
Use a plasma cannon to power up your big screen TV
Tell a commissar he looks fat
Tell a commissar you aren't afraid of him or is stupind fething hat
Play DOW with Tzeentch or Creed
Cater at a tyranid party
Free the slaves from the Dark Eldar
Put the world's loudest alarm clock in a Necron tomb.
Wrap a carnifex in a box and give it to the emperor for a birthday present.(RUSH DELIVERY)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/13 03:34:00
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey
We'ze da Orks, and we'ze were made for fightin' an' WINNIN'! 
WHFB Armies:
High Elves: 4000 Points Painted
Orcs & Goblins: 3500 Points Painted
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DT:80-S+++G+++M++++B---I--Pwhfb05#+++D+A+++/wWD347R++++T(T)DM+ |
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2009/12/13 04:01:25
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stabbin' Skarboy
123 fake street
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-Remind Ghaz about the armagedon failure
-Ask why Abbandon needed 13 crusades
-Ask a DE for directions
-Hid a phyker's favorite hat
-Replace all the phycannon bolts in a Deamon hunter's HB with cheery puding.
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"I can envision a world with no war, pain, or strife, were peace is constant, then I envision attacking that world because they'd never see it coming."
- Orks, 4175 points
- The face of an opponent when you lose five dozen models and say "that's it?", priceless. |
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2009/12/13 13:27:15
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Scouting Shadow Warrior
Somewhere Between here and the Warp
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lol Automatically Appended Next Post: Luke_Prowler wrote:A Tau Shield Drone is not a skate board.
It isn't a bumper car either, but that didn't stop me. 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/13 13:47:06
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey
We'ze da Orks, and we'ze were made for fightin' an' WINNIN'!
WHFB Armies:
High Elves: 4000 Points Painted
Orcs & Goblins: 3500 Points Painted
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DT:80-S+++G+++M++++B---I--Pwhfb05#+++D+A+++/wWD347R++++T(T)DM+ |
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2009/12/15 10:36:54
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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@Cptn. Waaagh!
it can actually be used as a sled
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2009/12/16 00:30:02
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Munch Munch! wrote:Tell a slaanesh worshipper that you're dreamig of a white christmas.
That made my day. OT: Ask Tzeentch what your going to get for Christmas. Use a magical reindeer sleigh when the Land Speeder's MIA.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/16 00:30:24
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/12/16 08:12:22
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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shas'o vera wrote:@Cptn. Waaagh!
it can actually be used as a sled
Thrisby all the way (yes.. i know i can't spell)
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2009/12/17 05:06:21
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Are you for real?
Haven't you heard of Drone in a Cup? Every Eastern Fringe-ite Orks' favourite toy since late M41.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/17 05:08:59
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/12/17 10:39:12
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Hitch a ride with some dark eldar
Ask Kharne if he's santa
Tell the Dark Angels you know their secret
Have a race with your mate on some Greater Gnarlocs
Tell the Tau that YOU ARE THE GREATER GOOD
Tell an Eldar Farseer to chuck a psyche
Put hidden camera's in the soritas change rooms...
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- "Do not believe in me who believes in you, do not believe in you who believes in me, but believe in you who believes in yourself! DUMBASS!"
~Dark Eldar- Pirates of the Crystal Moon - 2400 points  38/15/4
~Pre-heresy Luna Wolves- WIP! (Probably gonna be a while) 
~Recently sold sisters, GW ruined them for me  their burning of xeno's will be remembered!  (Friend bought them back for me, making them work, statement so far half stands after a lesson learnt)
~  SKAVEN - 1000 points and growing, just have assassinate a few warlords to get my way...need more cheese...
'The bane of a gamers existance  ' |
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2009/12/19 06:46:05
Subject: Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
In a Toyota, plotting revenge.
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Try to enter Iron Warrior territory to sing x-mas carols.(have fun trying to get to the door!)
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
Play KoL! Click my sig to go to the main website and sign up!
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2009/12/19 07:37:14
Subject: Re:Things not to do in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
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=I= White-Wolf wrote:
Put hidden camera's in the soritas change rooms...
They're hidden so it's all good.
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Shhh. My common sense is tingling!
-Deadpool
H.B.M.C. wrote:Then it ain't feature length. It's a very-special episode of Christmas in Macragge.
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