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Ask Kharn to cut some firewood for you
Look on the bright side of life
Watch Deciever TV
Do something other than find a corner to go cry in
Hope to survive
Hug Typhus

Decorate a christmas tree with orks. (I know this sentence can mean 2 different things. )

But you shouldn't do either am I right?

person person wrote:Decorate a christmas tree with orks. (I know this sentence can mean 2 different things. )

I'm scared.


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CountCross wrote:

=I= White-Wolf wrote:
Put hidden camera's in the soritas change rooms...

They're hidden so it's all good.

Oh, they will find them, and when they do.........

person person wrote:Decorate a christmas tree with orks. (I know this sentence can mean 2 different things. )

I dont get it. can someone PM me and explain.

Alright.

try to go terminator tipping

tell a son of Russ to fetch

tell a dreadnought hes got half a mind (he probably does)

Call a Farseer a High Templar
Ask him where all the Zealots, Dragoons and Reavers are.

Accuse a Hive Tyrant of copying the Zerg. (As you're getting slowly eaten by a hormagaunt (that you think is a zergling), the HT will tell you that WH40k was before the Zerg)

Give a Space Marine stim packs.

Ask the Eldar if they used an epidural when giving birth to Slaanesh.

Tape a paper mask of Arnold to every Necron face in a nearby tomb.

Tell an Ork that your mind can shoot bullets just to see him actually pull it off copying you.

Throw a sword at a bunch of Tau then explain to them that you just sweeping advanced them.

Gather all the snotlings of an Ork tribe and say there is cake hidden in the warboss's pant leg.

Douse yourself in raid and leap into a Tyranid digestion pool.

Kurgash wrote:Ask the Eldar if they used an epidural when giving birth to Slaanesh.

tell an inqiuisiter that the shop was 'chaos'

Tell a mek his favourite spanner is in your new sportscar (Watch him dismantle it).

Open your Christmas presents that are from the Orks, DE, Chaos, Nids, Necrons, or the Inquisition.

All the above.

Declare the Emporer a heratic, and then start a new religion worshipping Spongebob as God.

Manchu wrote:This again? Well, I'm not going to take this . . . and not also get a biscuit.

Furthermore, anyone else noticed how slow Dakka is the last coupla days?

Hide the cookie jar from Manchu.

Go into battle wearing a bright red and white coat, pants and santa hat. Unless you have an oh so jolly belly (of explosives).

Munch Munch! wrote:But you shouldn't do either am I right?

HELLZ YEAH!!!

A great big interwebz cookie for you, just remember...

LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!1!!1!
Please send my cookie to edmonton, alberta!

unless there's a guardsman trying to act ninja

Don't mention that all a comissar ever hits is his own team mates to his face

i thought it was a las pistol to the head

it is. The commisar gets angry, he gets his gun he shoots and he hits. But when a gigantic nid is coming he does the same thing to the only person who can save him cos he blinked when a crisis battlesuit lands next to himand dies

OT: Get into an arguement with a berzerker

Have a drink with a DE/EC/DG.

start singing eye of the tiger when you see someone with two power fists

Morgrim wrote:

Kurgash wrote:Ask the Eldar if they used an epidural when giving birth to Slaanesh.

Screw that. I would walk up to them and ask out loud, just to see the look on their faces. I'd have to get 6s on my run roll, but I would be able to outrun them before it finally sinks in.

Do not give the Tyranids booze. They're mean drunks.
Do not use a Power Klaw to open cans. Unless you're Yarrick.
Deffdreads are not dumpsters
Killa Kans are not trashcans
There's no such thing as female space marines, stop asking.
Do not insult an Eldar's hairstyle, they're very sensitive to that.
Do not drink Bug Juice when fighting Tyranids (unless you're trying to impress your friends)
Do not try to reenact your favorite battles from the Gundam series with Battle suits (not while the Tau are looking, anyway)
You WILL make those little pigs in a blankets for parties
Baneblade proof your house. Trust me on this.
If a squat catches on fire, keep him as far as possible from the booze stockpile.
If you spot an emperor's children on fire, don't put them out. They probably did it deliberately.
If you spot an eldar on fire, pull up a lawn chair and watch.

LOL!
Flick off a piece of dirt on your arm with your power fisted arm.

Never hug a hormgaunt.

calgar: hey guys guess how i broke my arm
random marine: how?
calgar: i got dirt on my armor
random guy: POWER FLICK!!!

Say, as an Imperial, that maybe Chaos wouldn't be such a bad thing in front of an Inquisitor.
Say that maybe Chaos wouldn't be such a bad thing. Ever.
Tell a Hive Tyrant to spawn more Overlords.
Hope for something better. Ever.
Tell the World Eaters that they need to chill.
Wipe with your Powerfist hand.
Do anything other than punch things with your Powerfist hand.
Join the Imperial Guard.
Attempt to assassinate a Librarian.
Expect any sort of good treatment. From anybody.
Go to the local Slaanesh party and expect to leave alive and not horribly deformed.
Ask a Noise Marine what music he is into.
Use air fesheners while in the presence of a Plague Marine.
Use a vaccum cleaner around one of the Thousand Sons.
Tell a Plague Marine that Nurgle is fat.
Tell a Thousand Son that they should try taking of their armor.
Tell a Noise Marine that Slaanesh is a pervert. (They wouldn't kill you for saying that, but they would do something best not mentioned. Then they would kill you.)
Tell anyone that they need a new codex.

Do not do the following
Ask the Emperor "Can i use the Throne i need it."
Ask Nurgle where the bath Room is. "uhh me duh"
Ask Slannesh where the Closest Police station is.
Ask Khorne for a Milk Shake. "uhh is that a head?"
Ask Tzeench to go to America to Visit Obama. wait too late : D
Ask Tzeench why is he not changing.
Ask a Inqusitor why.
Ask an Imperial Officer whos first.
Ask an High lord where the nearest Custode and Sister of Silence is.
Ask the Emperor why didn't the Imperial Webway not work.
Ask the Emperor if you could send a warhead into the webway to finish the enemy off. (WHY DID THEY NOT DO THAT!)
Ask Rogal Dorn why are you hiding in a box.
Become a Imperail Guardsmen
Become a Space Marine
Become a Search and rescue Officer with only 5 men. (needs more)
Have a hot girlfriend in front of a space marine/inqustior/commissar/imperial guard veteran/titan pilot/the emperor/Creed or any mixture or else she will leave you for them. "Sorry but you can't fight."
Scream CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DO the following in 40k
Start Laughing when you see a Harliquen.
Wear lots of layers of clothing and power armor and say that you are bunkering up for a Stand off.
Start playing heavy metal in front of noise marines.
Dress up like the Master Cheif.
Start yelling at a inqustior who has just walked in "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES HERETIC IN THE HOUSE!"
write on every space check for smuggling daemonttes and sisters of battle.
Run at a terminator with a can opener.
Run at a Dreadnought with a can opener.
Run at a titan with glue and pour it into its joints.
Ask an inqusitor if you could borrow his cloak.
Ask an inqusitor to perform an exterimantus at your family reunion.
Ask a Daemonette for pictures or her phone number.
This also applies to SOB.
Wear dual power fists with lascannons on the bottom and ask Marenus calgar for a arm wrestle.
or go into a reaver titan and do the same thing.
Ask Whos got the beer at The Fang.
Ask a Space Wolf where are the puppies.
Ask a Dark Angel where he keeps his friends.
Ask a Blood Angel to escort you to the nearest blood bank.
Ask a Imperial Fist why they wear yellow.
Ask an Impaient marine if he would go sky diving with you.
Ask an Impaient Marine that the Imperial fists copied them and that they called his chapter Gay Marines.
Ask a Inqusitor who the Rainbow Warriors are and if you could join.
Ask a Inqusitor why so serious.
Ask Corax for his Secert Stash under his bed.
Ask Khan if he is from Star Trek.
Perform Spock like movements in front of an eldar army.
Run at a Tyranid with a power Fly swatter.
Run at a tyranid with bug spray.
Fly a giant Fly swatter agianst a Tyranid Hive fleet. "fire BUG SPRAY!"
and finnaly
Ask a Plague Marine did he get his shots.