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*hops in the Land Raider*
It's so roomy in here....

All round av14 hull too.
Rear and sides.

Yeah, there's a reason we don,t share them bar the insane cost.

[BC sits up in hospital bed]: ..? [Notices several debt collection orks] I wasn't skipping out! Somebody hit me over the bar! [Ankle tracker is flashing] I know I technically left, I was unconscious!
[Ork grins and pulls curtains shut around bed] ...Not the face.
[Sounds of debt collection via punching]

[Orks leave silently after a while]

*sounds of ork screaming outside BC's Room*

Aye. Better stop by on way to hall, Hang on to something.
*puts land raider to full power*

Orks qualify for repo/debt collection work? Well, there's a new one.

*walks back to the land raider holding an ork head*
*tosses it to Jhe*
Sorry about that, had to make a quick stop. I hate orks.

Not a problem, just keep the blood on the deck and off the seats

*land raider drives off and pulls up shortly after at ferasian hall carpark. *

Here we are.
*goes up lift and arrives at main hall*
*hands wk a human ale*
Enjoy.

*nods in thanks to Jhe and tosses him a few credits*
There you go.
*sighs and looks in the mirror*
Now I have to go make myself look presentable, I have a date scheduled with Marla, don't know what to expect. Normally I'd remove my armor and go in my dress uniform, but this IS a Sister of Battle we're talking about here, I might have to go fight some Tyrannids for all I know.

Shine the armour up, get the Las gun gleaming and parade ready. Shine it up, sure.

Should get it looking nice. *summons several staff*
Give em the armour plates and they will have it gleaming faster Tha you can eat a steak, on the house.

Call up ogmon, tell him to get the ceramite resurfacing machine running, max shine.

*steak floats in in Childs portion of 1kg*

*is surrounded by a ton of staff*
*several minutes later everything looks brand new*
Well, ok then. I'm off, I'll see you guys in a few hours.
*salutes Jhe and walks off*

*wk walks put to find tank fully gassed up, cleaned and repaired to new condition. *

Let it not be said we are stingy.

(Bic)[Perches on end of table in the hall and looks around] Why is everything so big in here?

*crashes through the wall of the Fenrisian Hall*
FOR THE EMPEROR!
*looks around*
Um......

*steps up angrly*
Parking lot is out front. You owe me for damages once the builders quote for that.

By order of Ferasian tourist board
A subsudery of the space wolves, fang enterprises.

And bc, space wolf focus groups....
Umm mostly space wolves and the odd wolf...

*looks down at Jhe*
I owe you nothing, go talk to the House Sacristans, they can repair the damage. Now, where are the foes little man?

Well, there's a bunch of orks to the east

West a few 7 door cockroachs

North a escaped kraken that's eating through a small army of renegades.

*gets vox directory and starts calling the knight house*

The knight house? Is that where the President of the Imperial Knights lives?

Orks? I will cleanse this planet of their taint.
*crashes back through the wall and goes after the Orks*
*Avenger Gatling cannon fire can be heard in the distance*

Urgh....
Damned super heavies!

*Calls a team of ferasian builders over*
Least the dark eldar where less messy

*crashes through the wall for the 3rd time*
It is done, the Orks have been eliminated.
*Sacristans trail after me and push aside the Fenrisian builders and repair the wall*
*wall is now covered in Knightly symbols*

*builders look confused at lack of wolves*

Your building, is odd...
*ferasian builders huddle round plans*

[Sits and watches builders] ...This I like. [Wanders over and rubs up against nearest builder like a cat]

*Sacristans back away from BC*
*levels Gatling Cannon at BC*
Back away from them. Now.

...You're saying that these lads can't handle a little light fun? And yet you let them build walls? [Saunters over and leans on the same builder's shoulder]

Not your kind of fun foul demon!
*Gatling cannon begins spinning up as the Sacristans back away again*

*burly ferasians with big beards back off and draw massive axes*

Da, you fighting us.
We guard this hall.

...Hold on a moment. I'm not letting this ruin everyone else's fun. Or my own, as apparently I am currently having fun waiting for an Eldar to finish doing her makeup.
*Gatling cannon begins unloading all of its ammunition into the ceiling*

*swings Reaper Chainsword and decapitates a few of the Fenrisians*
Back away now if you wish to live to see another day.
*smacks Verviedi with the Gatling Cannon*
Try that again wretch, and I will destroy you

*back off smearing in ferasian cursrses*

Da, you declared war on the space wolves chapter.
Our lords come.

*sound of several great companies warships overhead*