Creationists solve the riddle of T Rex dentistry...

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**metallifan**

I thought it was previously agreed upon long ago that Peanut Butter was proof of the existence of God, or at least one very, very wise man.

I suppose Coconut can be Peanut Butter's distant cousin that rarely visits, but always has a good time when he does.

**Crom**

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
AvatarForm wrote:
"The guide says that in Genesis 1:30 God gives “green herb” to every creature to eat and sohere are no predators."

How did Noah control 'munchies'?

Where do you think the dinosaurs went? I'm enjoying some green herb right now. Techno is amazing.

**Frazzled**

metallifan wrote:I thought it was previously agreed upon long ago that Peanut Butter was proof of the existence of God, or at least one very, very wise man.

I suppose Coconut can be Peanut Butter's distant cousin that rarely visits, but always has a good time when he does.

There are countless things that are proof of the existence of God. Here are but a few.

*Peanut Butter
*Jessica Alba
*Queso
*Cancun
*the Porsche 928

There are also proofs that God is a jokester:
*Weiner Dogs
*Their aquatic counsins - Otters
*Louisiana

**FITZZ**

Frazzled wrote:
metallifan wrote:I thought it was previously agreed upon long ago that Peanut Butter was proof of the existence of God, or at least one very, very wise man.

I suppose Coconut can be Peanut Butter's distant cousin that rarely visits, but always has a good time when he does.

There are countless things that are proof of the existence of God. Here are but a few.

*Peanut Butter
*Jessica Alba
*Queso
*Cancun
*the Porsche 928

There are also proofs that God is a jokester:
*Weiner Dogs
*Their aquatic counsins - Otters
*Louisiana

Louisiana?

..Hmph...and here I was thinking that Texas was Gods great practical joke on the rest of the States.

**Frazzled**

FITZZ wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
metallifan wrote:I thought it was previously agreed upon long ago that Peanut Butter was proof of the existence of God, or at least one very, very wise man.

I suppose Coconut can be Peanut Butter's distant cousin that rarely visits, but always has a good time when he does.

There are countless things that are proof of the existence of God. Here are but a few.

*Peanut Butter
*Jessica Alba
*Queso
*Cancun
*the Porsche 928

There are also proofs that God is a jokester:
*Weiner Dogs
*Their aquatic counsins - Otters
*Louisiana

Louisiana? ..Hmph...and here I was thinking that Texas was Gods great practical joke on the rest of the States.

Texas...gateway to New Mexico!

**FITZZ**

Texas...drive all day..your still there.

**metallifan**

United States of Texas?

**Frazzled**

Texas, proof of the existence of Dog?

**Cannerus_The_Unbearable**

metallifan wrote:United States of Texas?

One radio station has "Texas, the best country in the United States of America" as one of it's station breaks

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Also: Texas The Unbearable.

**Frazzled**

Also: Texas The Unbearable.

Especially in July and August.

**FITZZ**

Driving in Texas..or..How I discovered that Turn signals,speed limits and paying attention are simply "Suggestions" in the Lone Star State.

**Frazzled**

FITZZ wrote: Driving in Texas..or..How I discovered that Turn signals,speed limits and paying attention are simply "Suggestions" in the Lone Star State.

Don't forget "curbs are merely guidelines." (actual quote)

**MisterMoon**

mattyrm wrote:Sebster has summed up the matter perfectly. It may not be obvious thanks to my belligerent manner, but I have no problem at all with your average believer, I even have a genuine affection for the c of e as I was raised in said religion, and I respect it for that reason. I was free to question, free to ask, and free to leave it when I grew up and understood it all!

If all believers practiced the more sensible and nuanced version like most British Christians I wouldn't complain about it. What I care about is extremists that refuse to listen to reason. I firmly believe that Creationists and devout Muslims are especially dangerous, the former because they actively discourage learning and science, the latter should be increasingly obvious in this day and age, and also, death for apostasy?!

Seriously. That's fethed up.

No one doubts that religious fundementals are a dangerous breed.

**FITZZ**

Frazzled wrote:
FITZZ wrote: Driving in Texas..or..How I discovered that Turn signals,speed limits and paying attention are simply "Suggestions" in the Lone Star State.
Don't forget "curbs are merely guidelines." (actual quote)

I've driven through Texas on several occasions (Back and Forth to California) and actually lived in Houston for a brief period and honestly have to say that with the exception of Atlanta,I've never encountered a larger amount of people who just don't know how to drive.
Driving in Texas actually made feel as though my head was coconut in the jaws of a T-Rex.

**Frazzled**

God made Texas freeways to train the faithful!

**metallifan**

And so that they could bring Dinosaurs more coconuts in a timely fashion.

**dogma**

Frazzled wrote:
*Jessica Alba

The human race can do better than Alba.

I think you might be slipping old man.

**metallifan**

dogma wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
*Jessica Alba

The human race can do better than Alba.

Though she does have some decent sweater coconuts

**Frazzled**

dogma wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
*Jessica Alba

The human race can do better than Alba.

I think you might be slipping old man.

Heathen! Blasphemer! (thinks back to Selma Hayak in From Dust Til Dawn) er...you have a point.

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metallifan wrote:
dogma wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
*Jessica Alba

The human race can do better than Alba.

Though she does have some decent sweater coconuts

Whicvh again proves that coconuts are proof of the exitstence of God.

**FITZZ**

metallifan wrote:
dogma wrote:
Frazzled wrote:
*Jessica Alba

The human race can do better than Alba.

Though she does have some decent sweater coconuts

Indeed she does..in fact I wouldn't mind being the T-Rex who...well,you get the picture.

**Gogsnik**

Sarda Sahney of Scientific Blogging gives a final opinion: I think the people who built this museum are smoking a bit too much ‘green herb’.

Genuinely made me laugh out loud.

**generalgrog**

MisterMoon wrote:No one doubts that religious fundementals are a dangerous breed.

And some of the most dangrous ones are the fundamentalist athiests.

GG

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whitedragon wrote:On Halos:

http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/po-halos/gentry.html
(Article)

http://www.skepticfriends.org/forum/showquestion.asp?faq=4&fldAuto=51
(Just more info)

Interesting...now show me where gentries scientific journal reports have been refuted in a scientific journal instead of some internet website.

GG

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Frazzled wrote:Whats the issue? Coconuts are proof of the existence of God. Everything else is just details. mmm coconut and chocolate...

Here we go..... I give you irrefutable proof of intellligent design.

GG

**alarmingrick**

generalgrog wrote: Here we go..... I give you irrefutable proof of intellligent design.

GG

Red X is proof?

**sebster**

generalgrog wrote:Interesting...now show me where gentries scientific journal reports have been refuted in a scientific journal instead of some internet website.

GG

The first link mentions the work of Wakefield in 88 showing that at least some of the samples used by Gentry were not granite. Which demonstrates Gentry's lack of awareness of geological issues, which is a problem when as a physicist he's working in a geological field. Meanwhile Collins shows that Gentry is only able to identify Polonium haloes consistant with certain types of Uranium decay, and not others, indicating that it likely has nothing to do with alpha particles.

But that's almost certainly not good enough for you, because your mind is made up.

You never responded to me about the reference I gave you on Hitler's Table Talk, by the way.

**FITZZ**

alarmingrick wrote:
generalgrog wrote: Here we go..... I give you irrefutable proof of intellligent design.

GG

Red X is proof?

Yes...but you have to really have faith in the x.

**metallifan**

Red X was just too, too perfect to be an accident. There's no way that GG could've actually done that as anything more than a joke.

**FITZZ**

metallifan wrote:Red X was just too, too perfect to be an accident. There's no way that GG could've actually done that as anything more than a joke.

I disagree..It is my belief that the Red X was created by a series of random events and reject your theory that GG created the Red X.

**alarmingrick**

FITZZ wrote:
metallifan wrote:Red X was just too, too perfect to be an accident. There's no way that GG could've actually done that as anything more than a joke.

I disagree..It is my belief that the Red X was created by a series of random events and reject your theory that GG created the Red X.

Wait, now i'm really confused? i thought Red X created GG? Red X i need a beer....

**Cannerus_The_Unbearable**

"And lo, Red X was rent asunder by F5."

**metallifan**

alarmingrick wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
metallifan wrote:Red X was just too, too perfect to be an accident. There's no way that GG could've actually done that as anything more than a joke.

I disagree..It is my belief that the Red X was created by a series of random events and reject your theory that GG created the Red X.

Wait, now i'm really confused? i thought Red X created GG? Red X i need a beer....

One step ahead of you!

Stanley Park Brewery makes a very smooth Ale, by the way. I'm thinking I'll be buying this again. Mmmmm.