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**Kid_Kyoto**

We've been replaced by a computer

http://www.madaxeman.com/games/blah_generator.htm

"Idiots like you can always find a way to mis-deploy 28mm plastic NBC capable Space Marines."

"300 Battle-hardened plastic Gene-stealers in THAT army? WRG must think their customers are all idiots..."

**whitedragon**

"Hannibal was master of getting the most out of his Games Workshop batallion level Dreadnaughts - but you're clearly not quite as good as he was."

**malfred**

I can see this getting moved to Survivor/Spam forum REAL
fast.

"Do you think its gamey to use a unit of Peninsular War Orcish Assault troops using captured German MG42's for additional fire support in this army?"

HEhehe, they have the word peninsular on there.

**Hellfury**

"Prussian DBA-based Daleks are going to be in GWs next 40k Codex."

That link is made of....pixels.

**stonefox**

This WOULD render Dakka redundant were it not for the lack of statements regarding manly passions.

**Orlanth**

If you use Viking Hellenistic Gliders expect social gamers to shun you.

Did you try these WW1 ACW Riverine Warfare Numidians in Warhammer 40k? I think you'll like them.

I like this one, genuinely random:

"When Battlefront bring out its Late war Supplement for Russian-made 1-to-1 scale T34s things will never be the same."

**malfred**

stonefox wrote:This WOULD render Dakka redundant were it not for the lack of statements regarding manly passions.

That's what GW fluff is for.

**Hellfury**

stonefox wrote:This WOULD render Dakka redundant were it not for the lack of statements regarding manly passions.

"Stonefox is taken behind the rapid-deployment shed, so that Malfred may insert his diesel powered numidians in a manly passion."

Nope. Redundant.

**stonefox**

Alright Yakface, time to close up shop.

**oomiestompa**

"Think before you post - I reckon the whole topic of Warhammer 40K unpainted Stormtroopers is only being brought up again as troll-bait!"

Ha! This website is gold!

**Boss Salvage**

"The current theory is that Alexanders Hypaspists were actually Axe-wielding thermal-imaging-using Dreadnaughts"

- Salvage

**Symbio Joe**

Nah! No fancy machines can replace good old dakka dakka replies. But this is pretty close.

**legoburner**

Gah, I feel like I felt when I first saw the million dollar home page - an amazing idea that is so obvious I never saw it coming. I'm closing down the dakka servers now

**Phoenix**

"The new rules for Mid War amphibious Shermans are going to be good news for figure manufacturers!"

Was a good one, but not anywhere near as interesting as this gem...

"We never understood his obsession with fielding those Home-cast thermal-imaging-using Gene-stealers with PINK camoflague netting at the time, but looking back it was probably a side effect of the hormone treatment as he began the sex change process."

**Ahtman**

I think Experimental Meso-American Daleks would work much better in a 15mm ruleset rather than in 25mm.

**randyc9999**

"Lucky Norman infantry are going to be in GWs next 40k Codex."

Perhaps this should be posted over in the rumours section. I think this is why the next SM codex is going to be over 140 pages ...

**oomiestompa**

"When in doubt, Viking amphibious F-14 Tomcats are the troops to choose."

**AlexCage**

"I can't understand all this hype about Experimental nuclear-powered US Marines... they were around in Fetherstones day!"

Ok so... apparently we've got Nuclear-Powered US Marines....

Nothing about this is gamer speak, everything about this is frightening.

**Jazz is for Losers**

Will the availability of 40mm plastic Games Workshop plastic Stormtroopers attract more youngsters into the hobby?

**Ozymandias**

"Only a genius could think of deploying his Games Workshop 1-to-1 scale Imperial Guards here."

Ozymandias, King of Kings

**Ozymandias**

"I got that effect on my 28mm fully aerobatic Battleships by using a 1-5 diluted solution of floor polish and cat urine as a wash just before varnishing."

I'll have to try that one.

Ozymandias, King of Kings

**Grand Preceptor**

"The Perry twins alledgedly cast some fantastic 1/144th scale plastic Romans but they were never actually released commercially."

I'd swear Yair posted this in N&R a few weeks ago.

**Orlanth**

"If Napoleon had recruited some Carrier-based oversized Russians we'd all be speaking French now!"

"Sadly however, Battle-hardened 13th Century feudal F-14 Tomcats can't be used with Roman allies in this particular year."

"No-one has used Hapsburg nuclear-powered chariotry since the days of 6th edition."

Its too much fun.

**Oryza Sativa**

"Do you think Napoleon would have won Waterloo if the Austrians had arrived earlier, and with a division of Hand Painted nuclear-powered Multiple Independent Reentry Vehicles?"

No. No, I don't think he would have.

Good stuff.

**The Power Cosmic**

Man, that thing's great! How does it keep up with the news like that?

**Grand Preceptor**

The Power Cosmic wrote:Man, that thing's great! How does it keep up with the news like that?

Very apropos reference.

**oomiestompa**

"I know the Old Glory 15mm castings are really nice, but their packaging policy still gets me - I mean, who on earth wants to field a full 50 Axe-wielding flocked Pikemen in their army??"

I gotta get me some axe-wielding pikemen...

"I think Badly painted Long-range Gene-stealers are the acme of cheese."

Don't we all.

**Railguns**

"Only a dull 8 year old would put Games Workshop Orcish Assault troops in that terrain."

**Miguelsan**

"Yes, Plastic tank-riding Tercios are good at impact but they simply cannot take casualties in sustained melee."

I guess that they´ll be a bit crowded up there.

M.

**Heavygear**

"These Prussian loose formation UFOs should be fantastic, but somehow they always fail their morale tests."