40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive an Ork

I insert KaptonBadrukk. (See how you like being thrown into the machine)

**lliu**

You get a pickled spider eye (Minecraft).

I insert my waste.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive an iPod.

I insert an iPad.

**lliu**

You receive windows Vista.

I insert my rear end.

**KommissarKiln**

You receive the front bumper of a Volkswagon Beetle. Bright red. It goes fasta than the others.

I insert a digital camera.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a picture of the vending machine.

I insert Codex: Dark Angels.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You reveive a wedgie

I insert Codex: Space Wolves (way cooler, no one would ever give a space wolf a wedgie)

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a machine you don't know what to do with.

I insert a machine that makes people randomly gak their pants.

**Verviedi**

You recieve explosive bowel cancer.

I insert Badrukk's bowels.

**JamesGang**

You receive a telegraph.

I insert a roman aqueduct.

**lliu**

You receive a Roman Gladius.

I insert CREEEEEEED'S rear end.

**Verviedi**

You recieve the bottom half of a Warhound Titan.

I stick a flashlight into the machine and look around in it.

**snurl**

You are Blinded by the the light.

I insert Mannford Mann's Earth Band.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a rare earth magnet

I insert all the people telling me to magnetise my models

**KaptinBadrukk** · You receive May 25 2011 I insert a Tornado Warning.

You receive May 25 2011

I insert a Tornado Warning.

**Verviedi**

You recieve a tornade made of eye lubricants.

I insert the space-time continuum.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a textbook on physics.

I insert Sheldon Cooper.

**lliu**

You receive a lecture on Captain Picard.

I insert a bottle of my weewee.

**KommissarKiln**

You receive a road that will take you all the way home.

I insert decently painted guardsmen models I wish were executed slightly better.

**JamesGang**

You receive models that are, in game terms, squishy things.

I Insert the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

**lliu**

You receive Diabetes Type 23

I insert everyone on Dakka.

**Verviedi**

You recieve a jaded, GW-hating, WAAC, legally insane 25 year old.

I insert a sponge.

**Happyjew**

You get a mass migration.

I insert a vertical book stack.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a battlewagon.

I insert $66

**lliu**

You receive 66 dollar store gift cards.

I insert my sword.

**Happyjew**

You get an Adepta Sororita's scabbard.

I insert a pyrovore.

**JamesGang**

You receive a fire Happy weirdo.

I insert my amputated arm.

**Verviedi**

You recieve mechandendrites.

I pour liquid chocolate into the machine.

**snurl**

You get hollow chocolate Easter Eggs.

I insert the Herald of Valoria.

**Matthew**

You get Zelda.

I insert Snurl.