40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**JamesGang**

You receive small peepee syndrome.

I insert a camel

**ZergSmasher**

You get lung cancer.

I insert the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a tailing off series

I insert a book on the Apollo programme

**snurl**

You get Space: 1999

I insert Time Tunnel.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a Life Sized Land Raider.

I insert a miniature land raider.

**Verviedi**

You recieve a blue plastic brick than weighs several tons.

I insert a unbreakable lamp.

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive a genie.

I insert the secret recipe.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive food

I insert rations

**JamesGang**

You receive freeze dried raisins.

I insert a 4" piece of tubing

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive Nothing.

I insert Nothing.

**JamesGang**

You receive Gmork (google if you are that young)

I insert Atreyu (the band or the character....all the same.)

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive a scratched head.

I insert a bronze shield.

**ZergSmasher**

You receive a piece of copper and a piece of tin.

I insert a can of mixed nuts.

**snurl**

You get the Dakka forums.

I insert the last dollar.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive alcoholism

I insert a blend of vodka and scotch to warm you up on cold winter nights

(maybe this should be in the avatar forums, but James, you should have brought some when you went into Russia)

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive a Vostroyan.

I insert a wet kipper.

**snurl**

You get a wet Fish Slap.

I insert cheap vodka.

**lliu**

You get a bag of pickled elf bottoms.

I insert my finger.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You get a bleeding stump

I insert your whole hand

**lliu**

You get shot in the face with a lasgun

I insert CREEEED's face.

**JamesGang**

You receive his tactical genius and a fish slap.

I insert my trip to Russia

**Verviedi**

You recieve an infinite amount of yeast inside an opague, unopenable, unbreakable box.

I insert a mechandendrite with a sampling tool.

**JamesGang**

You receive a Go-Bot.

I insert the Snorks

**snurl**

You never get anything.

I insert Rick Grimes.

**JamesGang**

You receive one half of the epic rap battles in history.

I insert horse hiccups and hot dog flavored water

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You recieve an average day in 'Murica

I insert 'Murica

**lliu**

You get a spear.

I insert Rick Mercer.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive an infinite amount of CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!

I insert an infinite amount of CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**JamesGang**

You receive an over used punchline and a request to think outside the box.

I insert toe fungus

**Happyjew**

You get a stinky boot.

I insert a dry, red eye.