40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**JamesGang**

You receive a war against the Hipponation

I insert my Saga rule set.

**ZergSmasher**

You receive the same Saga rule set translated into an alien language.

I insert a Starfleet Type 2 Phaser.

**Ascalam**

You receive a phased plasma pulse rifle in the 40 kW range.

I insert a time traveling cyborg

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive abs

I insert California

**GearheadXII**

You receive a Hawaiian Shirt!

I insert a rock lobster.

**KaptinBadrukk**

you receive a severe thunderstorm.

I insert a tornado.

**JamesGang**

You receive well wishes to stay safe.

I insert the same thunderstorm on the East coast

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a tornado out of that thunderstorm.

i insert what's left of California's water supply.

**Verviedi**

You recieve Jarate and riots.

I insert a brick.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive pieces of a brick.

I insert a locked thread.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive all the potential in the world

I insert a bag of internet

**KommissarKiln**

You receive a Santa's sack of goodies, with some noticeably less than politically correct items interspersed among the children's toys.

I insert my Star Wars phase I clone trooper action figure that I got in 2003 or so.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive the force awakens

I insert George Lucas

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive an old campfire tale. With lasers.

I insert the time I should've spent here.

**Verviedi**

You recieve a stopped clock made of empty space.

I insert a photocopied Dreadknight and a guide to good model design.

**ZergSmasher**

You receive a model of an Amp suit (from Avatar).

I insert a Na'vi.

**JamesGang**

You receive a blue skinned sex goddess

I insert THE WHOLE NINE YARDS!

**Ascalam**

You get THE FULL MONTY !

I insert Monty

**snurl**

You get a Python.

I insert the Holy Grail.

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive an angry frenchman.

I insert a brioche.

**JamesGang**

You receive a bun.

I insert Mel Gibson

**snurl**

You get some badass movies.

I insert a box of doughnuts.

**JamesGang**

You receive Stan Mikita

Excellent munchables

I insert a banana

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a Scout Bike.

I insert an Attack Bike.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a side car

I insert a normal car

**JamesGang**

You receive a tram car

Watch the tram car!

I insert boardwalk pizza

**KaptinBadrukk**

you receive cheese pizza.

I insert a land raider

**JamesGang**

You receive Jonny Quest

I insert Space Ghost

**Happyjew**

You get Brak.

Yeah buddy!

I insert Zorak.

**scuzz_bucket**

You receive my dick in a box.

I insert my dick in a box.