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**Phoenix**

This one is obviously the Emperor's favorite...it has skulls

**mercutio531**

You and your silly oil dependency.... One day we shall rule the world!!! at roughly 40mph....

**Breotan**

I'll just install Mr. Fusion and have enough power to hit 88 mph. And travel through time once I do.

**Waaagh_Gonads**

I have a better time machine.

Buy it from me off ebay... $1000

in use:

**blinky**

Everyone knows that it needs a Flux Capacitor, Sheesh.

Thats why he looked like a "frickin idyat."

But can that time machine back up your porn?

**mercutio531**

I like my PC.

**Breotan**

Mac? PC? Nobody gets hate like Linux.

**mercutio531**

Ummm maybe cause its because Linux is so good that it becomes self aware and we live in the Matrix?

**The Power Cosmic**

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

edit: yay, 500 posts!

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Disturbing...
Cue Hugo Weaving in Priscilla Queen Of The Desert....

This should be a eurovision entry...

**Phoenix**

Dude looks like a lady? Well these guys wrote the song.

**mercutio531**

Dude... everyone knows that the best thing to come out of Areosmith... Was...

Liv Tyler

**Phoenix**

Untrue. If it wasn't for Aerosmith videos, Alicia Silverstone would have gone unoticed.

**The Power Cosmic**

Batgirl, meet Catwoman.

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Catwoman meet the woman who killed your character with lameness in the movie 'Catwoman'
Halle Berry

**The Power Cosmic**

She also destroyed a franchise that had much further to fall.

**mercutio531**

Halle Berry is okay and all.... But I like me some Rosario Dawson, especially in this movie....

**The Power Cosmic**

She was only the bass player. Go with the lead.

**Waaagh_Gonads**

McLovin owns the beautiful ladies...

**blinky**

But thanks to Identity theft, I own McLovin!

Yay 100 posts!

**Breotan**

Pros don't need to steal their identities.

**Phoenix**

You want a pro, here ya go.

**mercutio531**

Yeah but... if you are a pro.. you get used too much... and start to break down... and... ya know... Leak..

**Phoenix**

Sounds like you need *que booming voice* THE LEAK ENDER 2000!

**The Power Cosmic**

No one's going to know about it unless you have someone to sell it.

**Phoenix**

No mater what kind of sales convention you end up at (from consumer electronics, to adult entertainment, to comic books), this booth is always there....ALWAYS

And I have no idea why.

**stonefox**

And there's never a shortage of these to buy them up:

**Phoenix**

And no shortage of guys like this to let them know that they are gigantic nerds.

Funny enough, my friends and I used to make armor and semi-padded weapons to fight with (and once we got helmits, we would go full bore on the swings). It was a lot of fun and resulted in suprisingly few injuries.

**The Power Cosmic**

And there's always someone to rip ideas off.

**blinky**

This my friend, is the meaning of Rip-Off.