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**stonefox**

The Brit who reviewed the POP station has nothing on this guy:

I'm glad for him cuz he got a nice gig after doing some silly reviews for one of the smaller SA forums and being contacted by Peter Molyneux.

**Waaagh_Gonads**

PONG PWNS FABLE!

**Phoenix**

Pong was OG yo...Original Gamer...

(My initial attempt was to find the PVP comic where one charcter states "Pong was real?!? I though it was just a story parents told their kids to scare them.")

**stonefox**

Pfft. More peripherals, less hygiene.

I have a folder full of the best (worst) goons.

**The Power Cosmic**

The one thing that will confound and ultimately defeat all nerds: Girls.

**Breotan**

Hot girls are high maintenance and require lots of cash on hand. Much cheaper to cast nerd bait in your next movie and brick up the door to the basement while they watch over and over.

**stonefox**

This is what I did when I saw that pic. I hope it'll keep her away.

**The Power Cosmic**

Woo, take a couple and lie down, bro.

**Phoenix**

I like to get my drugs via injection...robot injection

**Waaagh_Gonads**

My robot probes you...

Damn, wrong orifice...

**Phoenix**

Silly, go with aliens, they have classes on how to do a probe properly

**Breotan**

Cartman knows the correct way to be probed.

**Phoenix**

While Tray Parker and Mat Stone are funny, they got lots to learn in the art department. They could use some lessons from Boris Vallejo and Julie Bell here.

They make fine works like this

**mercutio531**

Always been a fan of Luis Royo myself...

**Phoenix**

That girl could use a bit more light from our "friend" the sun.

At least it might help clear up that fiendishly white pallor she has.

**The Power Cosmic**

The Sentinels will destroy the sun, thus ending the scourge of mutation!

**blinky**

That suit has nothing on Iron Man.

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Iron man is only one part of... The Avengers!!!!!!!!!

BTW I have that heroclix sentinel.

**Phoenix**

You forgot the best part, their leader.

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Only to be replaced by a newer, better Nick Fury... (And he's a general, not a colonel)

**Phoenix**

He's cooler when he has a light saber.

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Get ready to ride the lightening baby!

**mercutio531**

Palpatine is so old though.. He has a bad hip... And worst of all... Hes nothing without his...

VIAGRA

**Phoenix**

Better living though chemistry. Millions of colors, flavors, and horible side effects.

**blinky**

Bah! Your outdated pill technology amuses me.
Needs more circuitboards.

**Phoenix**

EMP bomb renders your silly circuits worthless.

**Anung Un Rama**

I think we had those already...

**Breotan**

with this many pages, repeats are bound to happen.

**Breotan**

My electronic surveillance will warn me far in advance of your EMP drone reaching the target.

**Phoenix**

Everyone knows you can't detect a ninja unless he wants you to know he's there, and by then you are usually dead already.

Just ask this guy, he'll tell you.