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2012/09/30 07:08:32
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are a vampire and get the stake right around dinnertime.
I wish for less drama at the show.
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2012/09/30 07:25:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - its burnt.
I wish we used blood magic to kill him before he even got close.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/30 11:48:53
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
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Granted! But the magic only makes him stronger.
I wish forgeworld was cheaper.
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2012/09/30 12:21:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - its defective.
I wish we used zombies to delay him while we escape.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/30 14:35:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but it doesn' work and he still kills both of you in a manner most brutal.
I wish that I hadn't run out of coffee beans yesterday.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/09/30 14:47:25
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. You have run out of time instead.
I wish people would listen to things like Two Steps from Hell, Audiomachine, Thomas Bergenson, Epic Score, Zack Hemsey etc. more often.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/09/30 15:36:03
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
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Granted! But noone of them likes it.
I wish that Manowar would sometime have a show in Iceland.
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2012/09/30 16:01:54
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Rock! The bones of the racehorse Manowar are to be on display at the Iceland museum of natural history.
I wish puppets were scary.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/30 16:29:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Some Throne-Forsaken Battlefield on the other side of the Galaxy
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Granted. You suddenly develop a phobia of puppets, then are forced to fight the Great Puppet Hordes.
I wish people didn't constantly hate on DOW: Soulstorm on the internet.
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2012/09/30 17:22:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, they hate it on the streets, to the point anyone with it is treated like Dr. Frankenstien.
I wish winter wasn't coming.
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DA 4000 points  W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points  W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  |
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2012/09/30 18:35:54
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
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Granted! But instead, there is an endless hailstorm.
I wish i could wish for everything. (getting a bit carried away here)
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2012/09/30 19:05:37
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You can wish for anything, but you get anything but what you wished for.
I wish the paranormal team at the mill could make the ghost show itself as more than just a shadow.
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2012/09/30 19:16:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. But audiences think the ghost, who is real, looks fake, and the show loses interested fast.
I wish I didn't have a group project to worry about.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/09/30 19:20:24
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
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Granted! Now you don´t even have anything.
I wish for a new jacket.
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2012/09/30 20:09:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Missionary On A Mission
Richmond Va
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Granted. Your new jacket comes from a hobo.
I wish Little Kids didnt play multiplayer games that they are to young for.
Ive got freaking 10 year olds playing space marine and CoD. Rediculous........
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My Overprotective Father wrote:Tyrants shooting emplaced weapons? A Hive Tyrant may be smarter than your average bug, but that still isint saying much
Pretre: Are repressors assault vehicles? If they are, I'm gonna need emergency pants.
n0t_u: No, but six can shoot out of it. Other than that it's a Rhino with a Heavy Flamer thrown on if I remember correctly.
Pretre: Thanks! I guess my pants are safe and clean after all.
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2012/10/01 03:31:47
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Knight of the Inner Circle
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Granted they play single player games but mature games lose 3/4 of their sales and all companies go out of business, thus pretty much ending gaming.
I wish I knew what the last Dakka rank for DA was..
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6000 points 
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Empire 5500 Points
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2012/10/01 03:38:02
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, its so horrifying that you commit suicide.
I wish I was a real GK Purifier.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/10/01 03:56:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - you're stuck on guard duty over the Chamber of Purity for the whole week.
I wish being a vampire count didn't mean getting chased around by a vampire hunter.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/01 03:58:14
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, it means getting chased around by 10 vampire hunters.
I wish I had some donuts for my guard shift at the Chamber of Purity.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/10/01 04:01:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - they get crushed by a rock during one of the periodic Titan-quakes.
I wish they'd leave me alone while me and my countess go try and kill those sparkling maggots from Twilight.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/01 04:04:28
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, they start hunting you after you kill the sparkling maggots.
I wish I had a new car
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/10/01 04:08:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - its the wrong color.
I wish they're too busy dealing with the fallout enough to escape.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/01 07:11:43
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You escape through the sewers, the paper mill, and the wood chipper.
I wish the bones had not been found until next month.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/10/01 07:27:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - and then we resurrect and kill the ones who found us.
I wish being a vampire count wasn't so troublesome.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/01 07:30:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. You are placed in a world where there is no one to trouble you.
The catch is, your ability to drink blood has been taken away from you. Good luck satisfying your hunger.
I wish I could activate the jump packs on my assault marines.
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2012/10/01 07:37:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - you are the first they assault.
I wish for pizza.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/01 07:40:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Wish granted but it is cold and it can't be reheated.
I wish megaupload did not get shut down.
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2012/10/01 09:38:55
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
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Granted! but everything there is filled with viruses.
I wish for a new Ork codex.
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2012/10/01 09:39:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Granted - its written by Matt Ward.
I wish for a Blood Ravens codex.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/10/01 12:47:01
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Knight of the Inner Circle
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Granted, it is written by Ward
I wish I could unmeet people.
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6000 points
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Empire 5500 Points
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