Switch Theme:

Something extremely offensive but funny involving 40k  [RSS] Share on facebook Share on Twitter Submit to Reddit
»
Author Message
Advert


Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:
  • No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
  • Times and dates in your local timezone.
  • Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
  • Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
  • Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.
If you are already a member then feel free to login now.




Made in us
Wrack Sufferer





Bat Country

Never noticed this on here before, but I found it.

Let this be a very visible warning that if you get offended by anything evar don't click this link.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Warhammer_40%2C000

Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. 
   
Made in au
Stormin' Stompa






YO DAKKA DAKKA!

Nice find. I like the end:

"This article is crap. You can help by completely re-writing it"
   
Made in us
Wrack Sufferer





Bat Country

Arctik_Firangi wrote:Nice find. I like the end:

"This article is crap. You can help by completely re-writing it"


Yeah it goes way to in depth talking about the game and making people who play it both seem hard core and nerdy. It should be calling Chaos and Dark Eldar out for trying to be totally hardcore when in fact they are not.

Someone will fix it eventually.

Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. 
   
Made in us
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit






wait wait wait wait... huh..?

I really hope not

I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1

Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All

97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are 
   
Made in us
Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





Buzzard's Knob

Damnit! Our secret is out...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
Made in us
Committed Chaos Cult Marine




Lawrence, KS (United States)

fething awesome.

Pain is an illusion of the senses, Despair an illusion of the mind.


The Tainted - Pending

I sold most of my miniatures, and am currently working on bringing my own vision of the Four Colors of Chaos to fruition 
   
Made in us
Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

"Orks are the only army in the game to use proper guns. While Eldar use ninja-star guns and Imperial Guard use flashlights, and Tau use energy weapons, Orks stick with American guns, using small gunz, big gunz, bigger gunz, and the Shokk Attack Gun"

Hellz Yeah!

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
Made in us
Executing Exarch






Odenton, MD

It started out really funny then just got boring, edit it by deleting 2/3 of it
   
Made in us
Wrack Sufferer





Bat Country

Clthomps wrote:It started out really funny then just got boring, edit it by deleting 2/3 of it


Same thing I was thinking, TL;DR

Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. 
   
Made in au
Stormin' Stompa






YO DAKKA DAKKA!

I liked the highlighted text:

mouseover 'own' would bring up a box with 'pwn'
mouseover 'making s*** up' would produce 'Fox News'
etc.

Canonical Material = 'Bulls***'
Warhammer 40K Rulebook = 'Fail'
5-Year-Old = '16 Year Old Girl'
At Least 100 = 'Over 9000'

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/01/02 04:57:50


 
   
Made in us
[MOD]
Madrak Ironhide







Sounds like someone who's really into the game wrote it

DR:70+S+G-MB-I+Pwmhd05#+D++A+++/aWD100R++T(S)DM+++
Get your own Dakka Code!

"...he could never understand the sense of a contest in which the two adversaries agreed upon the rules." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude 
   
Made in us
Shas'o Commanding the Hunter Kadre




Missouri

I laughed, I cried...

 Desubot wrote:
Why isnt Slut Wars: The Sexpocalypse a real game dammit.


"It's easier to change the rules than to get good at the game." 
   
Made in us
Deadshot Weapon Moderati





I really like the idea of a sarcastic article about the game we all love. However the comedy was 13 year old juvenile gay jokes for the most part. If someone with a touch of maturity and writing skills would have done this I would have emailed it to everyone who knows I play. Sadly I can only take poorly written juvenile jokes for so long. Nice idea, poor execution. 2/10






 
   
Made in us
[MOD]
Madrak Ironhide







Sha1emade wrote:I really like the idea of a sarcastic article about the game we all love. However the comedy was 13 year old juvenile gay jokes for the most part.


Bloodstorm Ravenblade would take issue with your offense.

DR:70+S+G-MB-I+Pwmhd05#+D++A+++/aWD100R++T(S)DM+++
Get your own Dakka Code!

"...he could never understand the sense of a contest in which the two adversaries agreed upon the rules." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude 
   
Made in us
Deadshot Weapon Moderati





I simply called it like I saw it. It was not my style and I stated why. The post did say it was offensive so I was just in agreement with that, however for different reasons then he would have thought. It also said feel free to rewrite the entire article. I posted what I thought would make it better. This is the internet and harsh opinions are pretty common. Mine should not come as a surprise. In fact I would imagine it was expected.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/02 07:56:49







 
   
Made in se
Mutilatin' Mad Dok






I completely agree with Sha1emade.


 
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Hmmm. Lets write about something and just swear, be homophobic and not really all that well.

About as funny as cancer in a newborn I'm afraid.

Fed up of Scalpers? But still want your Exclusives? Why not join us?

Hey look! It’s my 2025 Hobby Log/Blog/Project/Whatevs 
   
Made in us
[MOD]
Madrak Ironhide







Well, this is probably funnier :

http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Space_Marines_Previews-_Good_Space_Marines

But like I said, the person who wrote the Encyclopedia Dramatica doth
protest too much. They secretly love 40k

DR:70+S+G-MB-I+Pwmhd05#+D++A+++/aWD100R++T(S)DM+++
Get your own Dakka Code!

"...he could never understand the sense of a contest in which the two adversaries agreed upon the rules." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude 
   
Made in gb
Major





Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:

About as funny as cancer in a newborn I'm afraid.


Took the words right out my mouth MDK. There is a thin line between satire about our hobby (which I've no ojection to) and downright, ill-informed abuse. This person obviously thinks they are being whitty and clever. In reality they're just being immature, cude and about as subtle as a sock with a snooker ball in it.

In a word, crap.

"And if we've learnt anything over the past 1000 mile retreat it's that Russian agriculture is in dire need of mechanisation!" 
   
Made in gb
Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






It strikes me as the sort of drivel Russell Brand would get an award for.

Pick subject.
Be rude
Swear a bit
Mention how much sex you get
Explain how cool you are
Be rude again.
Swear a bit more
Mention your dinkle
Fin.

Fed up of Scalpers? But still want your Exclusives? Why not join us?

Hey look! It’s my 2025 Hobby Log/Blog/Project/Whatevs 
   
Made in gb
Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter







^ agreed.

All of it. Obvious.

   
Made in us
Wrack Sufferer





Bat Country

I think the beauty of it, is if you don't think the article is funny, you can go funny it up. It's a wiki you can edit it easily.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/02 21:25:04


Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. 
   
Made in us
Implacable Skitarii





Boulder

Heheh, Lord of Change=Obama!



Railguns wrote:He does have a reputation as a team-killing f$&^-tard.
Railguns, about Kharn the Betrayer.


 
   
Made in us
Angry Blood Angel Assault marine





New Jersey

Woo Hoo! what an interested website you've found, since i first look at Hello Kitty Dread.

is that like a same kind of Uncyclopedia?
   
Made in us
Angry Blood Angel Assault marine





New Jersey

governor of California is a Necron Lord.
   
Made in ca
Serious Squig Herder






Sadetta131 wrote:Governor of Cahlifoenia is a Necron Lord.

Where's his Rez Orb and his Veil O' Darkness? (I guess the Veil is his humie face)

blarg 
   
Made in gb
Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential





Stafford

That article made me lol. Cherry picked quotes:

'Life is cheap. Tanks are not. Infantry Swarm, FORWARD!!!!! '

'The Tau are what you would get if the Chinks were blue and in space, Tau believe in "Da Greater GOOD" which is essentially Space-Communism, and makes the Chink parallel complete. '

aside from Sisters of Battle that like to KILL IT WITH FIRE, Angry white haired, well endowed ladies in red and black latex are toting guns and here for your soul. '

''basically every other science fiction series uses hyperspace. 40K, however, uses the Warp, which is the gay pink-purple alternate-reality that explains both interstellar travel and why there are ugly Demons running around in sci-fi land.'

=====Begin Dakka Geek Code=====
DQ:80-S---G+MB-I+PW40K00#-D++A+/fWD-R++T(M)DM+
======End Dakka Geek Code======

"I just scoop up the whole unit in my hands and dump them in a pile roughly 6" forward. I don't even care."

- Lord_Blackfang on moving large units


 
   
Made in gb
Tough Treekin






Birmingham - England

i read a few other of those articles, i agree with MDG but taken lightly i can provide a small amount of mirth

his views on anime and japan are rather interesting

good find though

When you give total control to a computer, it’s only a matter of time before it pulls a Skynet on you and you’re running for your life.

 
   
Made in us
Wrack Sufferer





Bat Country

99MDeery wrote:i read a few other of those articles, i agree with MDG but taken lightly i can provide a small amount of mirth

his views on anime and japan are rather interesting

good find though


It's not one person. It's a ton of people. Some of the less popular articles are probably only one or two people's writing.

Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. 
   
Made in us
Fireknife Shas'el





A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of

ED's been around for a while and it's really a more truthful and accurate depiction of internet/nerd stuff without all the PC BS.

See, wikipedia would have 50 pages about some mundane event in warhams 40k. ED says "wtf is this gak nobody cares" and everyone's better off.

WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS

2009, Year of the Dog
 
   
 
Forum Index » Off-Topic Forum
Go to: