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2009/01/10 20:58:17
Subject: Randomness!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Post,whatever!
My shopping list:
1)Fishfingers
2)Super glue
3)Gasmask
4)Beans
5)Tile cleaner
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/10 21:00:32
Subject: Randomness!
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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No, it's too late!
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2009/01/10 21:05:26
Subject: Randomness!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Exacally what I was thinking,now shove the Quntum Jabberwats into the Frangook hole,and do it quick!!!!
(corrected spelling)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/11 06:04:20
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/10 21:08:09
Subject: Randomness!
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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2009/01/10 21:33:36
Subject: Randomness!
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Foxy Wildborne
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DOOM: Repercussions of Evil
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
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The old meta is dead and the new meta struggles to be born. Now is the time of munchkins. |
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2009/01/10 21:41:02
Subject: Randomness!
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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3.14+Turtle=Eternal Turtle Pie
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
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2009/01/10 22:16:07
Subject: Randomness!
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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This is my 450th post.
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2009/01/10 22:16:11
Subject: Randomness!
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Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential
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"I just scoop up the whole unit in my hands and dump them in a pile roughly 6" forward. I don't even care."
- Lord_Blackfang on moving large units
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2009/01/10 22:19:41
Subject: Randomness!
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Flashy Flashgitz
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Belgium.
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"Hello? You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel." |
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2009/01/10 22:48:26
Subject: Randomness!
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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hhhmmmm......Donuts
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2009/01/11 06:03:37
Subject: Randomness!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Is that you grandad Jed!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/11 15:38:25
Subject: Randomness!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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The dancing dog monkeys of Varvac 5 are a paticular problem this time of year.
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/11 16:12:13
Subject: Re:Randomness!
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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FACT: Every 350g of Cornflakes contains 1g of East Germany
"Sir the enemy have all our weetabix!"
"OMFG! Commence operation cornflake I REPEAT COMMENCE OPERATION CORNFLAKE!!!!"
i BOOP YOUR NOSE
BOOP
CaPs LoCk PlUs ShIfT eQuAlS fUn
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Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman
And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
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2009/01/11 16:14:49
Subject: Re:Randomness!
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Wrack Sufferer
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Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. |
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2009/01/11 16:33:00
Subject: Re:Randomness!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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I counter that randomness with this.
Who needs cloning when we have inbreeding!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/11 17:28:40
Subject: Randomness!
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Affirmation
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2009/01/11 18:05:16
Subject: Re:Randomness!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Harold's wife left him for a better flock
He started drinking to forget!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/11 18:11:09
Subject: Re:Randomness!
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Newbie Black Templar Neophyte
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theres too many of them!noooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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bottbott purges:      
92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your sig. |
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2009/01/11 18:12:46
Subject: Randomness!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Ever thought who invented the holes in Swiss cheese?
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/11 22:20:24
Subject: Randomness!
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
Burnaby, British Columbia
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Penguins. I never trusted them to begin with.
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2009/01/11 22:38:32
Subject: Randomness!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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This is a post! On a forum!
Man, I suck at this.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/01/12 00:22:20
Subject: Randomness!
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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WOOT its sunny sunday!
no... just when the snow started melting a few days ago
it snowed again.
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2009/01/12 00:37:23
Subject: Re:Randomness!
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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For the last seventeen years, I have held the Tippins' Big S  t award, granted to me by popular acclaim. What the award signifies, I have no idea as I had come to work drunk that day. Now, Tippins has closed down and I have stopped drinking, and I have determined that the Big S t award should be passed on. I am ready to accept nominations. Only Dakkaites may be nominated. I will start by nominating Paga7, just because it will drive him crazy.
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/01/12 03:00:21
Subject: Re:Randomness!
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
The Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinnian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion
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That's what years of slow wood burn will do...
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2 - The hobbiest - The guy who likes the minis for what they are, loves playing with painted armies, using offical mini's in a friendly setting. Wants to play on boards with good terrain.
Devlin Mud is cheating.
More people have more rights now. Suck it.- Polonius
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2009/01/12 03:05:23
Subject: Randomness!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Have you read Across the Nightingale Floor? I just did and now I want to read the sequel.
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It's better to simply be an idiot, as no one can call you on it here. -H.B.M.C.
Cap'n Gordino's instant grammar guide:
"This is TOO expensive." "I'm going TO the store, TO get some stuff."
"That is THEIR stuff." "THEY'RE crappy converters."
"I put it over THERE." "I'll go to the store THEN."
"He knows better THAN that." "This is NEW." "Most players KNEW that." |
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2009/01/12 03:07:14
Subject: Randomness!
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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DEATH thats me on the car under the car behind the car over the car making a boom thing to go BOOM!!!
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DR:90+S++G++M+B++I+Pw40kPwmhd+ID+++A++/wWD359R+++++T(M)DM+
 Deff Gearz 2,000+pts. (50% painted),  Retribution 57pt.(70% painted),  FOW British Armoured Squadron 1660pts. (15% painted)
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2009/01/12 03:08:14
Subject: Randomness!
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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DR:90+S++G++M+B++I+Pw40kPwmhd+ID+++A++/wWD359R+++++T(M)DM+
Deff Gearz 2,000+pts. (50% painted), Retribution 57pt.(70% painted), FOW British Armoured Squadron 1660pts. (15% painted)
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2009/01/12 03:23:22
Subject: Re:Randomness!
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Wrack Sufferer
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I laughed at my 12 year old cousins funeral that committed suicide... along with my sister, my mother, my uncle, and another cousin.
(not a joke)
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Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. |
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2009/01/12 03:43:13
Subject: Re:Randomness!
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/01/12 03:58:44
Subject: Re:Randomness!
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Wrack Sufferer
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This thread is dangerously on a topic
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Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. |
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:S 
and thats a rap!