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2009/01/12 04:36:39
Subject: Randomness!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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THERES A PICTURE OF NEW YORK THERES A PICTURE OF NEW YORK THERES A BIG FAT CRAZY PICTURE OF NEW YORK. IM JUST FREESTY-NEW YORK_ FREESTYLING OF NEW YORK!!! SOMETIMES WHEN I FREESTYLE I.. lose confidence...
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/01/12 05:44:02
Subject: Randomness!
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
Burnaby, British Columbia
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2009/01/12 09:09:57
Subject: Randomness!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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This is delicious!!
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It's better to simply be an idiot, as no one can call you on it here. -H.B.M.C.
Cap'n Gordino's instant grammar guide:
"This is TOO expensive." "I'm going TO the store, TO get some stuff."
"That is THEIR stuff." "THEY'RE crappy converters."
"I put it over THERE." "I'll go to the store THEN."
"He knows better THAN that." "This is NEW." "Most players KNEW that." |
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2009/01/12 09:16:06
Subject: Randomness!
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Stormin' Stompa
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My girlfriend is in hospital! ... wait. That's not funny. somecallmeJack wrote:
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/12 09:22:14
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2009/01/12 10:04:29
Subject: Randomness!
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Killer Klaivex
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I like to burn things.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/01/12 13:49:33
Subject: Randomness!
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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I slipped on some Ice this friday.
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2009/01/12 13:51:54
Subject: Re:Randomness!
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Wrack Sufferer
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I call chiropractors witchdoctors.
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Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. |
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2009/01/12 13:58:29
Subject: Re:Randomness!
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Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter
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2009/01/12 14:04:04
Subject: Randomness!
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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I like to shred paper.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/01/12 16:08:23
Subject: Randomness!
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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My mistress calls me the Human centaur. She's not that bright, pretty hot though....
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And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole |
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2009/01/12 16:29:49
Subject: Randomness!
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[SWAP SHOP MOD]
Barpharanges
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Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
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2009/01/12 16:34:06
Subject: Re:Randomness!
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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout
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2009/01/12 16:38:47
Subject: Re:Randomness!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Heehee.. I run around town putting these up!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/13 03:00:55
Subject: Re:Randomness!
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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DR:90+S++G++M+B++I+Pw40kPwmhd+ID+++A++/wWD359R+++++T(M)DM+
 Deff Gearz 2,000+pts. (50% painted),  Retribution 57pt.(70% painted),  FOW British Armoured Squadron 1660pts. (15% painted)
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2009/01/13 03:48:05
Subject: Randomness!
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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dead man dead dead dead dead dead
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DR:90+S++G++M+B++I+Pw40kPwmhd+ID+++A++/wWD359R+++++T(M)DM+
Deff Gearz 2,000+pts. (50% painted), Retribution 57pt.(70% painted), FOW British Armoured Squadron 1660pts. (15% painted)
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2009/01/13 10:12:10
Subject: Randomness!
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[DCM]
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2025: Games Played:8/Models Bought:167/Sold:169/Painted:140
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2016-19: Games Played:369/Models Bought:772/Sold:378/ Painted:268
2012-15: Games Played:412/Models Bought: 1163/Sold:730/Painted:436 |
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2009/01/13 11:59:33
Subject: Re:Randomness!
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Water-Caste Negotiator
Ppl's republic/New Zealand!
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Ironhide wrote:
#$%@, that repost never gets old 
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I play:
People's liberation cadre 
Hentai robots  |
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2009/01/13 12:00:30
Subject: Randomness!
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Water-Caste Negotiator
Ppl's republic/New Zealand!
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I play:
People's liberation cadre
Hentai robots |
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2009/01/13 13:29:32
Subject: Randomness!
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Cosmic Joe
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Now THATS commitment
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Nosebiter wrote:Codex Space Marine is renamed as Codex Counts As Because I Dont Like To Loose And Gw Hates My Army.
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2009/01/13 13:39:29
Subject: Randomness!
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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First of all. There was Ray.
He went with Deirdre yeah Ray (Hey Hey!)
Thought that he
was the Bees Knees
Now he's left her
And she pleased.
And just in case you meet
Deirdre down Coronation Street she's a slag.
Everybody sing Deirdre's a slag.
SLAG SLAG SLAG!
Deirdre's a Slag.
BIG UGLY SLAG!
Deidre's a Slag!
Mike Baldwin, came like a Flash.
He had a Jaguar and Cash.
Ken saw them at
The flicks that night.
Neckin' on, and squeezing tight.
And just in case you meet
Deirdre down Coronation Street she's a slag.
Everybody sing Deirdre's a slag.
SLAG SLAG SLAG!
Deirdre's a Slag.
BIG UGLY SLAG!
Deidre's a Slag!
Ken was next.
Said I love you.
But then there's a lot
Of blokes that do.
Deirdre said whats it got
to do with you
it's up to me, what I do.
And just in case you meet
Deirdre down Coronation Street she's a slag.
Everybody sing Deirdre's a slag.
SLAG SLAG SLAG!
Deirdre's a Slag.
BIG UGLY SLAG!
Deidre's a Slag!
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2009/01/13 13:45:30
Subject: Randomness!
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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MY Rose has left me.
I'm in a mood.
She's run away to Kenya.
With the bloke from Allied Carpets.
She wasn't immunised.
THATS A LEGAL REQUIREMENT
She's become increasingly slapdash
Since we bought that new half rug.
We couldn't have children
THAT DIDN'T STOP US FROM TRYING
We were turned down for adoption
Due to her bizarre appearance
Oh, Rose how we loved you,
but where are you now?
Alone with your salesman, you adulterous cow.
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2009/01/13 13:45:36
Subject: Randomness!
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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I’m not saying I didn’t love you,
or that I’m happy that you’re dead,
but my doctor did advise you, to keep a rifle by your bed.
I’m not saying I didn’t kill you,
but aren’t you partially to blame,
you gave me chocolate digestives,
when you knew I prefered the plain.
I’m not saying I’ll forget you,
but please remind me of your name,
my memory’s somewhat distorted,
since I became insane
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2009/01/13 16:05:13
Subject: Randomness!
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Fighter Pilot
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umm... is this mic on?
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2009/01/13 21:36:43
Subject: Randomness!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Je ne veux pas gagner ma vie, je l’ai.
(I just love Boris Vian)
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2009/01/14 06:36:56
Subject: Randomness!
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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch
in Canada
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zerfffberfff!
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2009/01/14 08:27:42
Subject: Randomness!
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Cosmic Joe
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I still say you match them up to the equivalent amount of points in gargoyles. Quantity of attacks beats any deffense, especially when the nob's high streinght attacka are wasted on T3 W1 models.
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Nosebiter wrote:Codex Space Marine is renamed as Codex Counts As Because I Dont Like To Loose And Gw Hates My Army.
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2009/01/15 08:50:19
Subject: Randomness!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Dance!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/01/15 17:33:46
Subject: Randomness!
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Who invented liquid soap, and why?
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
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2009/01/15 17:37:21
Subject: Randomness!
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Cosmic Joe
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Tzeentch
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Nosebiter wrote:Codex Space Marine is renamed as Codex Counts As Because I Dont Like To Loose And Gw Hates My Army.
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2009/01/16 08:07:33
Subject: Randomness!
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Water-Caste Negotiator
Ppl's republic/New Zealand!
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I play:
People's liberation cadre
Hentai robots |
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