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Anyone wanna post some real trash talking here? No flaming, but just genuine trash talking?

I for one feel sorry for anyone who has to go up against the BFG 2007 champion this year since my fleet is about 3x as scary and nigh unstoppable.

It will also be unfortunate when people get schooled by my Grey Knights, I've heard people quit 40k and go start playing fantasy after that sort of thing.....

Come talk some smack?

I for one wish I could attend. I'll be on vacation in Michigan though. Next year I'll plan on making it.

Shane I havent played BFG in years. When I make my triumphant return at Adepticon '10 I will render you in the fetal position and leave your tear drenched body alone to mumble mad rantings that can only be explanations to the beating you recieved that made you quit gaming and join a monastary.

Deadshane1 wrote:
Come talk some smack?

It's a good thing my parents live in town, cuz right after our game I'm gonna cry home to mama.

Wait, I'm doing something wrong...

Darkness wrote:Shane I havent played BFG in years. When I make my triumphant return at Adepticon '10 I will render you in the fetal position and leave your tear drenched body alone to mumble mad rantings that can only be explanations to the beating you recieved that made you quit gaming and join a monastary.

...that's what I'm talking about.

Deadshane1 wrote:Anyone wanna post some real trash talking here? No flaming, but just genuine trash talking?

I for one feel sorry for anyone who has to go up against the BFG 2007 champion this year since my fleet is about 3x as scary and nigh unstoppable.

It will also be unfortunate when people get schooled by my Grey Knights, I've heard people quit 40k and go start playing fantasy after that sort of thing.....

Come talk some smack?

You should just be glad that I ran the BFG Tournament for two years, and then when I had to hand the reins over to a new TO, I can't play in it because I needed to "Run the Gladiator so that other people can catch up."

Centurian99 wrote:

Deadshane1 wrote:Anyone wanna post some real trash talking here? No flaming, but just genuine trash talking?

I for one feel sorry for anyone who has to go up against the BFG 2007 champion this year since my fleet is about 3x as scary and nigh unstoppable.

It will also be unfortunate when people get schooled by my Grey Knights, I've heard people quit 40k and go start playing fantasy after that sort of thing.....

Come talk some smack?

You should just be glad that I ran the BFG Tournament for two years, and then when I had to hand the reins over to a new TO, I can't play in it because I needed to "Run the Gladiator so that other people can catch up."

See, and I thought my awesomeness in gothic was so great that even the TO decided to distance himself from my dangerous Ork Fleet lest he be destroyed!

Go hide behind the judges table, coward! Those who can't play...organise.

Deadshane1 wrote:

Centurian99 wrote:

Deadshane1 wrote:Anyone wanna post some real trash talking here? No flaming, but just genuine trash talking?

I for one feel sorry for anyone who has to go up against the BFG 2007 champion this year since my fleet is about 3x as scary and nigh unstoppable.

It will also be unfortunate when people get schooled by my Grey Knights, I've heard people quit 40k and go start playing fantasy after that sort of thing.....

Come talk some smack?

You should just be glad that I ran the BFG Tournament for two years, and then when I had to hand the reins over to a new TO, I can't play in it because I needed to "Run the Gladiator so that other people can catch up."

See, and I thought my awesomeness in gothic was so great that even the TO decided to distance himself from my dangerous Ork Fleet lest he be destroyed!

Go hide behind the judges table, coward! Those who can't play...organise.

That line only works on the other gladiator organizer. With two gladiator champion titles...I figure its time to allow someone else a chance to catch up...

Regardless, though, 2007 was undeniably the year of the Boys from Toledo. 2008 was a well earned "Wrecking Crew" year.

2009 will be the year that us indies come out of the woodwork and reclaim our titles...

Out with the old, in with the new generation!

I'd love to come show you gents how to play and let you demonstrate good sportsmanship when you lose to someone who's barely finished cutting their teeth in the game, but I'm starting a new career next month, and I won't have any vacation for a while, long past April.

I'll take rainchecks though, and anyone who contributes to my gas fund for the following year I'll make mental notes to at least let your pitiful troops kill a model or two before I table you.

"Yo dice are so fat, if dey break dey leg gravy run out!"

Wait, I'm screwing it up too, aren;'t I?

Drat.

Surely fat dice roll BIG numbers.
Almost always a good thing!

Alex Kolodotschko wrote:Surely fat dice roll BIG numbers.
Almost always a good thing!

Big numbers are heavier so when you roll that lard ass across the table, it rolls only to reveal its little itty bitty tiny 1

Its almost as sad as trying to watch deadshane attempt to form his ships across the table. Its pretty pathetic seeing him lose every single game.

I'll be systematically teabagging and/or skulling the entire room and it appears that the nancy boys will be able to do nought to stop this Shock and Awe campaign I am embarking upon.

If a harem of bionic lawyer ninjna assassin babes is tithed to me I will stay my deadly crotch.

Stay it? by the sounds of you'll be doing nothing of the sort!

I'm going to toast you so badly in Combat Patrol that you'll think you were a Girl Scout Patrol.

(Yeah, the TT thing fell through and I can't be there Sunday).

Iorek wrote:I'm going to toast you so badly in Combat Patrol that you'll think you were a Girl Scout Patrol.

(Yeah, the TT thing fell through and I can't be there Sunday).

Want cookies!

malfred wrote:

Iorek wrote:I'm going to toast you so badly in Combat Patrol that you'll think you were a Girl Scout Patrol.

(Yeah, the TT thing fell through and I can't be there Sunday).

Want smushy cookies!

FYT

I challenge everyone posting here to a "Irish Carbomb" contest.

I'll drink you pukes under the table!

Thursday Night Beerhammer 40K anyone?

I'm there for Beerhammer. I've got nothing planned the whole day.

Your rolls are gonna have more ones than a strip club.

Iorek wrote:I'm there for Beerhammer. I've got nothing planned the whole day.

Which day?

Wut wut, homey-slice. 'Sup dawg. This thread is utter codswallop.

G

Centurian99 wrote:Thursday Night Beerhammer 40K anyone?

Be sure to look me up. I'm sure to be privy to a liquor run as soon as MBG (Man-Boy Genius AKA Battlewagon bitz Rob) shows up with transportation.

I'll get the Jameson and the Bailey's....Beer is on Parker and GBF ( )!

Luckily for my victims, I've used my vast clout to slip a provision into the Stimulus. Each of you will be shipped a copy of some random privateer press game, so after you've quit the hobby in shame you'll still be able to pretend you are wargamers.

I will summon Nurgle by passing vast quantities of noxious gases, making my enemies weep and leave the battlefield, ensuring my victory!

In order to do this properly, I will need to quote the Bloodhound Gang....(I'm not going though!)

I'm going to hurt you so bad that...

When you finally regain consciousness
Your bound and gagged in a wedding dress
And whatever happens next is just a blur
But you remember fist can be verb.

Deadshane1 wrote:

Centurian99 wrote:Thursday Night Beerhammer 40K anyone?

Be sure to look me up. I'm sure to be privy to a liquor run as soon as MBG (Man-Boy Genius AKA Battlewagon bitz Rob) shows up with transportation.

I'll get the Jameson and the Bailey's....Beer is on Parker and GBF ( )!

Do you know what Beerhammer 40K is?

Deadshane1 wrote:I challenge everyone posting here to a "Irish Carbomb" contest.

I'll drink you pukes under the table!

Your mouth is writing cheques your Liver can't cash.

I'm Scottish. It's my birth right to die from Heroin, Liver Failure or Heart Disease. I picked Liver Failure.

COME ON YOU PANSY!