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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/20 22:36:24
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Violent Enforcer
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Assuming you've got 24 hrs to prepare and 12 of those you and only you know about the impending doom. You have 12 hrs to prepare before mass hysteria breaks out and you have 12 hrs before everything resembling government crumbles into disarray. Along with your government collapsing electricity, water and phone systems all go on the blink. What would your preparations be?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/20 23:08:27
Subject: Re:Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Wrack Sufferer
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Get a lot of canned food and head a little northwest of where I am. I live in GA btw. Kill someone in a small cabin near the rivers there. Knock knock "Hello sir, could I int- excuse me what's that?" point behind him, he turns around, pull gun and shoot. I'm set.
If the government collapses it's all about survival, beg, borrow and steal.
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Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/20 23:29:27
Subject: Re:Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Violent Enforcer
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My approach would be:
12 hrs of normal life/24 hrs of government
First I'd call up my immediate family while the phone systems are still up and as briefly as possible fill them in and tell them my initial rendezvous. Then I'd quickly call 2-3 of my friends that have the skill sets neccessary to establish a fresh start.
11 hrs of normal life/23 hrs of government
After phone calls are done, hopefully there will be 11 hrs left until all hell starts breaking loose as the public goes mad. I'd load up everything that anyone outside the "know" would find valuable.. tv's, computers, stereos, etc. And take them to the pawn shop. Then, I'd take me and my wife's credit cards and head out to load up on as much ammunition and gas as possible.
7 hrs of normal life/19 hrs of government
I'm going to assume that will take 4 hrs, leaving 7 hrs before widespread panic. I'd then pack up as much clothing, medical supplies and dry foods as I can from the house., while taking an inventory of what we have. Then it's to wal-mart. Me and my wife will split responsibilities in the store, each loading a cart with medical supplies, canned and dried food, alcohol, camouflage clothing, hunting and fishing gear, batteries, flashlights, an up to date road atlas, compass and binoculars. Then we'll walk out of wal-mart without paying. Anyone tries to stop us from shoplifting I'll draw my pistol and force them to help us load the vehicle. As quickly as we can, we'll dump the carts into the vehicle and our travel trailer and make our escape. (it'll take our local law enforcement 20-30 minutes to arrive and it won't matter once 0 hour hits as they'll have bigger fish to fry than us)
5 hrsof normal life/17 hrs of government
After our first major morally objectionable act out of the way, it's onto the back roads with a full tank and our travel trailer. We'll do our best to make it beyond most urban areas and make our way north west to whereeversville (our first rendezvous). We'll wait 12 hrs for others to arrive, sleeping in shifts. The rest will knowthe general outline of the plan and we'll be sure to leave a note for the next rendezvous point. The ultimate goal being the sparsely populated portions of North Dakota.
5 hrs of government
The government has it's hands trying to restrain riots and regain what tenuous amount of control it has a chance at. Our caravan will travel to North Dakota, stopping only to raid remote gas stations and service stations. Once we've found a place suitably distant from public, near water and with fertile soil we'll move onto restarting America.
Tasks will be given to everyone dependent upon their skill sets. Rationing of supplies will begin until we have established a hunting/foraging/farming arrangement that can easily feed everyone. A latrine would be dug, down stream from the living and farming area. Temporary shelter will be everyone's vehicles while construction for permanent shelter is underway. Beyond that, I'm sure there would be other projects to help re-establish what was lost, but I don't feel like spending forever blabbing about it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/20 23:29:53
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
Under the Himalaiyan mountains
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Go Georgia!
Yeah, same as typeline, get food and move away, but I would try to go to get a group of people with me. Mostly cause I wouldn't want to be bored and alone in the woods. But I would also get some things like atv's, guns, and recreation items(like board games) for entertainment purposes.
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"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/20 23:36:10
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Wrack Sufferer
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mcfly wrote:Go Georgia!
Yeah, same as typeline, get food and move away, but I would try to go to get a group of people with me. Mostly cause I wouldn't want to be bored and alone in the woods. But I would also get some things like atv's, guns, and recreation items(like board games) for entertainment purposes.
Yay GA! I live right by Amicolola state park, I'm talking about the cabins near there on the mountain.
I forgot about the friends and such. I'd take people I don't know very well. Like a few people I've only had brief conversations with. Be more interesting to talk to over a long period of time. As for recreation items, porn, lots of it.
After the initial collapse tons of people will die, then all you have to do is scavenge every now and then. Be unnoticeable.
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Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/20 23:38:11
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Sslimey Sslyth
Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.
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Hasnt this already long since happened?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/20 23:44:00
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Violent Enforcer
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I'm just across the Savanna river from ya'll.. It's a twenty minute drive to Augusta. I'm surprised there's actually Dakkaites in semi-close proximity to me..
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/20 23:44:27
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Violent Enforcer
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Deadshane1 wrote:Hasnt this already long since happened?
long enough that I wasn't aware of it having happened..
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 00:14:19
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Join the riots and enjoy the looting. Your screwed in the long run anyway (ie the toilet paper runs out).
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 01:07:02
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Violent Enforcer
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That's when you scrub your butthole on the ground like a dog..
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 01:11:21
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Lord Bingo has the right of it.
Hands on Cricket Bat asap, go and teach the Chavs who the Daddy is, thus landing myself a significant amount of manpower, and then take over my Town.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 01:19:13
Subject: Re:Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Well I'd probably take the day off work. Then maybe sit around the house play xbox, and figure it out when it happens.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 01:20:21
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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I doubt much would happen to be perfectly honest.
And lets face it, for a Government to collapse, things would have been heading distinctly south for a long old time.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 01:23:47
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
Lawrence, KS (United States)
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Drive to Canada.
It's less than 12 hours away.
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Pain is an illusion of the senses, Despair an illusion of the mind.
The Tainted - Pending
I sold most of my miniatures, and am currently working on bringing my own vision of the Four Colors of Chaos to fruition |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 03:26:41
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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Like above, change countries.
M.
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 03:39:54
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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Try to convince my wife that the only way to stave off the collapse is if she starts to swallow.
*edited mispelling of convince
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 03:58:33
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Ruthless Rafkin
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Open up a wal-mart charge account, go nuts on survival equipment and guns, borrow a truck and head towards the mountains.
Oh, and I'd buy a Boy Scout Handbook.
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-Loki- wrote:
40k is about slamming two slegdehammers together and hoping the other breaks first. Malifaux is about fighting with scalpels trying to hit select areas and hoping you connect more. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 04:22:47
Subject: Re:Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 05:13:45
Subject: Re:Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
The Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinnian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion
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Meet up with Typeline and McFly. They live nearby and seem to have a plan.
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2 - The hobbiest - The guy who likes the minis for what they are, loves playing with painted armies, using offical mini's in a friendly setting. Wants to play on boards with good terrain.
Devlin Mud is cheating.
More people have more rights now. Suck it.- Polonius
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 09:00:53
Subject: Re:Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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BloodofOrks wrote:Meet up with Typeline and McFly. They live nearby and seem to have a plan.
Well...even though I also live in GA. I'd more likely than not get in on warpcrafters idea...what can I say, I'm a savage at heart.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 09:13:39
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'm cashing out and flying everyone to our overseas relatives. Failing that, I'm going shopping for firearms, ammo, fuel, water, gold, canned food, medical supplies, etc. and getting the family together at one of our houses. 12-hours of driving doesn't do me much good down here, so we'd have to bunker down. ____ Of course, I'd base a lot of my playbook on the experience of someone who's actually been there, done that... http://ferfal.blogspot.com/2008/01/most-important-need-in-first-few-days.html
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 09:20:41
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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If it was just the government. I imagine the police, army etc would still be functioning, so things would pretty much stay the same.
But if all the infrastructure was collapsing, I'd head toward the nearest police station, if that didn't help the nearest army barrack.
Humorous response: steal all the food from the nearby deli
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http://www.military-sf.com/MilitaryScienceFiction.htm
“Attention citizens! Due to the financial irresponsibility and incompetence of your leaders, Cobra has found it necessary to restructure your nation’s economy. We have begun by eliminating the worthless green paper, which your government has deceived you into believing is valuable. Cobra will come to your rescue and, out of the ashes, will arise a NEW ORDER!” |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 09:23:47
Subject: Re:Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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The bad news is that there isn't going to be one big, dramatic collapse. Things will just gradually crumble until one day we finally admit we're a third world craphole. Which at the rate things are going now should be next Tuesday.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 09:51:34
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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[DCM]
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Celebrate that Labor and Krudd are gone...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 17:01:38
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Lead a ragtag fleet on a lonely quest for a shining place, a place called...Earth.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/01 18:28:23
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Dakka Veteran
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I would make an island in the middle of a local swimming pool, stock up on food and protect myself with sharks,
SHARKS WITH LAZERS ON THEIR HEADS!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 18:47:47
Subject: Re:Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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I take over and establish a theocratic society that worships me and gives me offerings of...peppermint ice cream and onion rings, because those are foods that do not suck. I'd also declare war on Heaven, space, the Pacific Ocean and Death. Oh and frog eggs would be an acceptable currency.
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 18:53:04
Subject: Re:Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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Take over, stealing a few ideas from this thread http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/229824.page although, I live in Britain, we're used to it
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Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman
And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 18:55:06
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Fireknife Shas'el
A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of
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Ask Icelanders what to do.
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2009, Year of the Dog
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/21 18:56:21
Subject: Your government collaspes. What do you do?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Well you know what watch the movie the postman,thats the way to live and a good survival guide.
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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