40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**JamesGang**

You receive a chambered round to the forehead.

I insert the next round

**Happyjew**

You get 11 shot glasses filled with top shelf whiskey.

I insert the Ghostbusters theme song.

**ZergSmasher**

You get something strange in the neighborhood.

I insert the Ecto-1.

**JamesGang**

You receive the traveler.

I insert a Moldavian painting

**snurl**

You get a D&D boxed set from 1980.

I insert a rusty sled.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a blizzard in which to go sledding in.

I insert a winter storm warning.

**snurl**

You get a dusting.

I insert some old Mustang parts.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get an ICE storm

I insert a thunderstorm

**KommissarKiln**

NinjaJc01 wrote:You recieve your house covered in fur, inside and out. (That seems to be what my cat does)
I insert an invoice for a Valkyrie.

The Vending Machine feels strongly that you should also get a quote from Elon Musk.

KaptinBadrukk wrote:You get an ICE storm

I insert a thunderstorm

You receive Benjamin Franklin with cybernetic enhancements, powered by his jar of lightning.

I insert aforementioned quote from Elon Musk.

**JamesGang**

::::Have to flip this as I'm not posting link to picture. I'm doing an attachment::::

I insert pandemonium.

You receive:

**snurl**

You get Pandorum.

I insert a roll of twentys.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive nothing

I insert a sex dungeon filled with wolves that haven't been fed in ten days.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a fish slap!

I insert some fish.

Fish fish fish

**snurl**

You get a dead parrot.

I insert old record albums.

**bdix**

You recieve a pair of toms

I insert a box of kroot

**JamesGang**

You receive Lars Ulrich drumming skills.

I insert Snurl

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a pumpkin.

I insert an SPC high risk day with lots of PDS tornado watches.

**snurl**

You get cats and dogs.

I insert an STD prevention device.

**KommissarKiln**

snurl wrote:You get a dead parrot.

It's not dead! Look, it's just sleeping there!

snurl wrote:You get cats and dogs.

I insert an STD prevention device.

You receive vouchers to attend a full course of AA meetings.

I insert 5 D20.

**JamesGang**

You receive 5 natural 20s.

I insert more BS.

**snurl**

You get a Crystal Skull.

I insert a whip and a fedora.

**Verviedi**

You recieve a tight black leather suit.

I insert Bill

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive over 9000 turkeys

I insert some fish fish fish fish fish fish

**JamesGang**

You receive a towel whipping and the request from France to stop it this instant!

I insert a moonraker!

**Happyjew**

You get a Russian space satellite.

I insert Gorbachev.

**snurl**

You get a forehead splotch.

I insert Tony Blair.

**JamesGang**

Damn you!
You receive a better England for tomorrow's today!

I insert Dan Quayle

**JamesGang**

Gosh I hope I receive a potatoe

**snurl**

You get a potato.

I insert a Potatoe.

**NinjaJc01**

You get Chips, oh and KaptinBadrukk's favorite aquatic creature.
I insert a can of Chaos Black