40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**NinjaJc01**

You get Chips, oh and KaptinBadrukk's favorite aquatic creature.
I insert a can of Chaos Black.

**sing your life**

You get a Nintendo Gameboy.

I insert a Pingas.

**snurl**

You get a Pongas.

I insert a well.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive well.

I insert my dropbox.

**Verviedi**

You recieve piracy charges.

I insert a brick.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a brick road.

I insert a loving poem.

**sing your life**

You get Fifty shades.

I insert said Fifty Shades back in.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

you receive a pile of bondage equipment

I insert a slave

**Verviedi**

You recieve cane sugar

I insert Minecraftforum

**JamesGang**

You receive Terraria Wiki.

I insert Ryu Hayabusa

**ZergSmasher**

You get a shuriken to the face.

I insert a deck of tarot cards.

**snurl**

You get a reading.

I insert sulpher.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive some tactical genius, aren't you lucky (he knows how to deal with sulpher)

I insert a data-slate filled with Storm Reports.

**sing your life**

You get a mugger.

I insert a policeman.

**lliu**

You get the song "r*tarded policeman".

I insert myself into the machine.

**sing your life**

You really don't want to know what happens to you in the vending machine.

I insert a bottle of disinfectant.

**snurl**

You get angry flies.

I insert the rest of the Iced Tea.

**JamesGang**

You receive Coco.

I insert NWA

**sing your life**

You get the ETO.

I insert a pkz vi "tiger 1" tank.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a peace of bacon.

I insert a fish slap

**snurl**

You get a whale whallop.

I insert a harpoon.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a typhoon.

I insert a "Large and extremely Dangerous tornado"

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Land Speeder Tornado.

I insert a bunch of Zerglings.

**Ascalam**

You get a bunch of Nurglings

I insert a khorne-sized whoopee cushion.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a throne of skulls

I insert a skull

**KaptinBadrukk** · You receive November 17 2013 I insert April 27 2011

You receive November 17 2013

I insert April 27 2011

**snurl** · You get 12/07/1941. I insert a losing lottery ticket.

You get 12/07/1941.

I insert a losing lottery ticket.

**Happyjew**

You receive the combination an idiot puts on his luggage.

I insert a winnebago. With wings.

**KaptinBadrukk** · You receive combination 99-99-99 I insert Location X

You receive combination 99-99-99

I insert Location X

**JamesGang**

You receive mega maid.

I insert raspberry jam