40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Happyjew**

You receive the downside of the Schwartz.

I insert Spaceballs the Flamethrower ®.

**crazysaneman**

OP here, I can't believe this took off like it did... 80 pages and counting, keep up the good work!

You receive a thrown pair of flaming balls, IN SPAAAAAAAAACE!!!

I insert a single OOP Slaaneshi Noise Terminator

**JamesGang**

It was all because of me......and my gang!

You receive a broken model of the same sort.

I insert a Mars bar.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive Venus Gas

i insert an airhead.

**Verviedi**

You recieve my brother's roommate, minus head.

I insert .14 of a pie.

**JamesGang**

You receive 3/4 of a 1/2 of .14%

I insert my 90s fashion.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You recieve fish coming endlessley out of the machine, all fish slapping you.

I insert the fish.

Fish fish fish

**snurl**

You get burnt bacon and horsemeat soaked in warm beer, served in an empty can of vegetables.

I insert a lot of chicken bones.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a lot of Angry Birds!

I insert Angry Birds.

**snurl**

You get Pac-Man.

I insert vending machine food.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive hot chips.

I insert a severe thunderstorm warning

**Happyjew**

You get turtle-sized hail containing real turtles).

I insert a coat hanger.

**snurl**

You get a mild shock.

I insert some glow-in-the-dark paint.

**KommissarKiln**

You receive the nuclear waste responsible for its glow-in-the-dark properties. You are beginning to glow in the dark as well.

I insert a day involving nice weather and ice cream.

**Happyjew**

You get a warm summer day in Buffalo

I insert a 20% chance for the Sabres to get McDavid.

**NinjaJc01**

You get a fifth of a sabre, only the hilt (and maybe a bit of the blade)
I insert Edge Highlighting.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive an Edge Lightning

I insert Face Paint not meant for faces.

**Verviedi**

You recieve a rubber comedy mask.

I insert an empty box of Skitarii.

**snurl**

You get Eldar bait.

I insert fifty cents.

**sing your life**

You get a bullet proof vest.

I insert a hardcore scatalogical porno.

**lliu**

You receive some pictures of inappropriate places.

I insert a normal, canadian $1 coin.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a fish slap!

I insert a tornado watch in Florida, Alabama and Georgia.

**Ascalam**

You receive a Tornados watch made in Taiwan

I insert my chances of beating eldar, ever...

**Verviedi**

You recieve infinity.

I insert a garbage compactor.

**snurl**

You get an Eldar Codex.

I insert fortune cookies.

**JamesGang**

You receive a little chinese man.

I insert the terra cotta army

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a space marine army.

I insert an ork army

**JamesGang**

You receive B.A Baracus.

I insert a broken rule set.

**snurl**

You get Matt Ward.

I insert a cordless phone.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a cell phone

I insert a plant